DUmmie FUnnies 07-11-05 ("Warning, ROVE RAGE! Enter at your own risk!")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 11, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

It's time to call our congress people and SCREAM at them

Is that you, Dale Carnegie?

[NonLinear]

Maybe something like "Dizzy H. Dean."

Can we try Ditsy Dean?

Doofy Dean?

[Charles Henrickson]

It's time to start websites, it's time to write every press person on the planet

And when we get done with that, all the other planets too!! HELL YEAHHHH!!!!!

And start some websites. That's what the world needs, is more websites.

[Charles Henrickson]

Can I please see some outrage on this thread?

Asking for outrage on a DU thread is like asking for schmaltzy crescendoes at a Barry Manilow concert. Not hard to find.

[Charles Henrickson]

Gladly f*ck those mother f*ckers!!! The press is f*cking guilty! Democrats are a bunch of bought off spineless pieces of shit! Republicans running things are the epitomy of evil! F*ck'um all start to hell!!! Hell is too good!

Is that you, goodboy?

[Charles Henrickson]

I'm outraged -but my emails don't seem to force the MSM into printing stories on this. Just a suspician, but I think SOMEONE is actively attempting to cover it up.

You send a profanity-laced, screaming e-mail (not even a real letter) to some newspapers, and then you wonder why they don't immediately jump to and do your bidding. Must be . . . a cover-up! Yeah, that's it!

[Charles Henrickson]

mitigating psyops impact on civilian institutions. In order to counteract attempts at "velvet revolutions" or undue influence, governments have often been heavy-handed in the dictation of propaganda to media outlets. Because of the role of propaganda, some incursions on civilian media are unavoidable. The question we should really be asking is how to cooperatively ensure objectivity instead of enforcing dogma. After all, foreign governmental influence on the media is even less welcome than domestic governmental influence. Joint civilian and military review panels, discussions about how to detect psyops and false reports, joint media and military investigations, and objectivity standards would be useful if undertaken sincerely.

Huh? What?

[Charles Henrickson]

Sure wish I could verbally rage like that.

DU ought to start some teach-ins on Verbal Rage. They're the masters.

[Charles Henrickson]

we're f*cking pissed-off! Excellent.

Homeostasis for DUmmies.

[Pantera]

"Here are the sober facts! This f*cking Administration has probably committed treason, perjury, made a consorted effort to spread misinformation to the press, defrauded OUR government, obstructed justice, compromised our national security by blowing the cover of a CIA agent involved in monitoring WMD around the world, FIXED INTELLIGENCE..."

It's ridiculous how he calls them "sober facts" this lists a bunch of "liberal facts" (i.e. accusations). This idiot even watered down his accusations by inserting the word "probably" before his useless list. That's the problem with the DUmmies, they don't know the difference betwee a true fact and cry-baby complaint.

It shouldnt' surprise anyone... They also don't know the difference between a right and a priviledge, black and white, truth and lies, right and wrong, ....

[Charles Henrickson]

it's AMF time for *!

[jennyjenny]

mitigating psyops impact on civilian institutions. In order to counteract attempts at "velvet revolutions" or undue influence, governments have often been heavy-handed in the dictation of propaganda to media outlets. Because of the role of propaganda, some incursions on civilian media are unavoidable. The question we should really be asking is how to cooperatively ensure objectivity instead of enforcing dogma. After all, foreign governmental influence on the media is even less welcome than domestic governmental influence. Joint civilian and military review panels, discussions about how to detect psyops and false reports, joint media and military investigations, and objectivity standards would be useful if undertaken sincerely.

********************* Huh? What?*********************

roflmao

[Deetes]

f*ckers!!! The press is f*cking guilty! Democrats are a bunch of bought off spineless pieces of shit! Republicans running things are the epitomy of evil! F*ck'um all start to hell!!! Hell is too good!

Ummm They have drugs for that mental disorder you have. Did you take yours today? I think not!

The party of psycho's better known as the party of Hate !!!

[areafiftyone]

Every other word is a curse! They can't even create a complete sentence without cursing!

[Laurita]

AMF was short for 'adios, motherf*****.

a.k.a. Alpha Mike Foxtrot

I believe it was coined in Viet Nam, but I'm not sure. It could be older.

[Deetes]

What am I to do with him, when he shows up?

I'm partial to the canoeing down the Niobrara River .That's just me though ;)

[epow]

The train wreck is coming - but there is still time to pull the brakes or jump off

Buh-bye little DUmmie, hope ya have a soft landing.

BTW, did you leave a note for the head nurse letting her know you won't be back? That's just common courtesy, she could then have your rubber room hosed out and ready for the next patient.

[Jaysun]

Favorite line:

It's time to start websites

Can you imagine the kind of incoherent prattle that Democrats must have waiting on their answering machines every Monday morning?

"I'm sick of this shit!!!!!!!
I DEMAND a full investigation! Propaganda is and Texas buddies are microwaving the earth, and planning 9/11 for because of the old people - wants to take the SS money for the Zionist! MOTHERF***!!

Raping the forest to profile gays SON OF A B*TCH!!
Plus, AWOL to snort coke and stole Florida and Ohio!!
Nazi connections.
One little blow job.
Triple minimum wage.....Jessica Lynch.....Fahrenheit 911.
Well DO SOMETHING!!"

[billybudd]

That sounds eerily close to the DNC talking points. You sure you didn't cut-and-past from their web site?

[Budge]

I like "Ditsy Dean," very appropo.