DUmmie FUnnies 06-28-05 ("Fight dirty, go negative early and often")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 28, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Choose Ye This Day]

Ewww!!!

No matter how many times I see that photo posted, it never fails to make me wince and feel the urge to regurgitate.

"WE'RE FIERCE, WE'RE FEMINISTS, WE'RE IN YOUR FACE!!!"

[epow]

(Note: Patient appears to be Just Plain NUTS!!!)]

I totally agree with your diagnosis Doctor. (BTW, the bill for my consultation fee will be in the mail tomorrow.)

[hattend]

Is the one on the left Hillary before her staff helped clean her up for politics?

[JLO]

Hey, you're funny! Cleaned up? LOL! I can picture Hillary with those hairy armpits - no problem!

[Choose Ye This Day]

Quick! Get me 1000 cc's of Belly Girl Antidote to counteract the Hairy Pit Angry Dykes! Stat!

[Nowhere Man]

Naah, they don't say that. They say, "f***in' bush is so f***in' bad!!!" or "g*dd*amn that f***in' chimp!!! i hate him SO f***in' much!!!"

They also use "Chimperor" a lot. I just wanted to "keep it clean" while trying to put across the gist of their posts, but yeah, it might make their base feel good but will never get any traction. They will never get that.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Belly Girl:

Belly Hair:

[epow]

I'm curious about how they knew he was a "R operative"

He must have been eating meat.

Or maybe it dawned on them that he wasn't one of them when they noticed that he wasn't a drooling moron holding up an IMPEACH THE CHIMP sign.

[I_like_good_things_too]

What always surprises & excites me is that the moonbats (who now run the democrat party) actually believe that in ths universe, Max Cleland would have won the election in GEORGIA after 9/11/01, were it not for "attack ads".

That they are so out of touch gives me the giggles.

[epow]

Whoever keeps posting the photos of those two leftwingnut "babes" please cease and desist. My poor old eyes can only take so much abuse before they start cutting out on me.

BTW, what's the deal with these lefty females (make that alleged females) who don't shave under their arms? The hairy armpits would be a major turn off even if those two specimens weren't as disgusting as finding a grain of corn in a plate of chitlins.

[epow]

WE'RE IN YOUR FACE!!!"

Eewww!! Now there's a mental picture that could cause a man to have nightmares for an entire week.

As my now departed good ole fishing buddy used to say, one look at those gals could "make a buzzard puke hisself off a gut wagon".

[gardencatz]

Charles,

You're tag line cracked me up...you gotta take your act out on the road!

Cindie

[jslade]

yes sir- it is LONG PAST time to break out the baseball bats.

Hey DUmmies! You don't take baseball bats to a gun fight. And, we have the guns. You've disarmed yourselves.

[jslade]

Max Cleland would still be a Senator.

Max Cleland was, and always will be, merely a paperweight. The idiot fragged himself. Some hero.

[kevkrom]

Much material to mock even further than you've taken it, PJ, but I'll content myself with just this:

NEGATIVE CAMPAIGNING WORKS

Unfortunately for the Democrats, they haven't figured out that "negative campaigning" doesn't mean just shrilly yelling "NO!" at every opportunity.

[PJ-Comix]

No AM DUFU today. Gotta split out early. Should be a PM DUFU this evening.

[Allosaurs_r_us]

Yes, I know it takes us down to their level. Yes, I know it makes us no better than them. F*CK IT! Just Do It ANYWAY.

 

[Allosaurs_r_us]

You bribed Peej to let you know ahead of time didncha? 

[Charles Henrickson]

break out the baseball bats

Instead, they broke out the moonbats.

[Celtjew Libertarian]

break out the baseball bats

Instead, they broke out the moonbats.

Yeah.... but it takes a danged large bat to hit a moon.