DUmmie FUnnies 06-28-05 ("Fight dirty, go negative early and often")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 28, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

I have to give the DUmmies credit for honesty in this THREAD titled, “Fight dirty, go negative early and often.” At least they make absolutely NO phony pretense at trying to attain even a minimal level of civility. They up front admit they HATE Republicans and will do ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING to defeat them. This is the REAL FACE of the Left, not that false front the professional Democrats put up when they know the cameras are rolling. Read this thread and learn how the Democrats REALLY think. It is a sad sight but educational as well. As usual, the bile spewing DUmmie rantings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, happy to present to the world the ugly DUmmie face behind the Democrat mask, is in the [brackets]:

Fight dirty, go negative early and often. Politics is a bloodsport, not a Gentleman's game! Dems can't compete if they attempt to maintain the "moral high ground".

[Don’t worry. You have no “moral high ground” to maintain.]

Kick republicans in the balls, gouge out their eyes, crush their windpipe and kick them when they're down repeatedly.

[Is that you, Howard Dean?]

Or, you can get used to being the minority party.

[Thanx to this post you made you will remain a minority party for much longer than you ever intended. Now let us hear the rest of the DUmmies add in their rabid ravings…]

bingo! Here's an example that pissed me off locally. There was a local D. meeting in town a couple weeks ago. The group had reserved a covered picnic area at a local park. When they got there an R operative was eating lunch in the picnic area. Rather than confronting him, they moved the D meeting to the lawn.

[WAAAAAH!!!! LOUSY EVIL REPUBLICANS! THEY STOLE OUR PICNIC SPOT! CRIME OF THE CENTURY!!!]

OH I agree! I think that's what Dean has been doing! Now you tell ME why so many Dems are slamming him for doing it????? I have been saying for years that you have to fight fire with fire. We can't let the opposition use rockets and we continue to use pocket knives!!! Whay won't the Dems let Howard do a job that he's very good at doing? Why won't our elected Dems join him?

[Perhaps you can take solace from the fact that the Republicans are willing to leave Dean alone to destroy the Democrat Party by himself.]

Because .... the failed, old guard, pink tutu, handwringing, go along to get along, appeasing wing of the Dem party cannot stand it that they are WRONG, WRONG, WRONG and they don't have a plan or the guts to take power from the Repugs. They continue with their measured rhetoric and whine when the media doens't cover it. They wonder why, that after compromise after compromise with the Repubs, that when they want a small portion of good will they get shit on every time. Some people are simply too nice to play politics as the Republicans have defined it. They should move aside and let those who have the passion and the ability play.

[Move aside and allow the DUmmies to self-destruct!]

This is TRUE TRUE TRUE. I wish our folks would start taking this to heart. DAMN!

Yes, I know it takes us down to their level. Yes, I know it makes us no better than them. F*CK IT! Just Do It ANYWAY.

Yes, I also know that poll after poll after poll shows people SAY they don't like negative campaigning and that it's a turn-off. NEVERTHELESS, they STILL fall for it and buy into it, hook, line, and sinker. Research repeatedly shows that NEGATIVE CAMPAIGNING WORKS. IT WORKS. IT GETS THE JOB DONE. IT WINS ELECTIONS. And even while people CLAIM they don't like it, they are still taken in by it, BIGTIME.

WHEN are we gonna realize that?

When I start talking about how you don't take a knife to a gunfight, and if someone shoots at you with a howitzer, you don't arm yourself with a feather duster, I get the same tired old crap about how - Oh, Dear Me! That means we're no better than them!!! We're just like them!! Oh, WOE!!!

And you know how I've started to respond? I say - "you know something? I DO want to be like them. JUST like them. Because you know what they are? They're WINNERS. And I want to win. So if that's what it takes, SO BE IT. It's about time Macchiavelli started working for the Good Guys, anyway."

[Keep talking. This Anger Management Therapy Session still has a few minutes to go. (Note: Patient appears to be Just Plain NUTS!!!)]

If negative campaigning didn't work, Max Cleland would still be a Senator. I know people don't like it, and there are times it backfires, but if it's not sufficiently answered, it works. Throw enough shit at the wall, and some of it always sticks. The trouble is, all the feces-flinging howler monkeys appear to be working for the GOP, and that's a lot of shit to keep scraping off the walls. Some of it always manages to leave a smear.

[It appears you’ve tossed more than your share of shit at the fan.]

yes sir- it is LONG PAST time to break out the baseball bats.

[Stand by! Dr. Buddy Rydell will be seeing you in a minute.]

[An Old Marine]

it is LONG PAST time to break out the baseball bats

If they only literally would.

[Allosaurs_r_us]

He found my hand around his throat and my fist upside his head a few times. My parole will be done in 11 months

 

HUH?

 

The guy hit you first, right?

 

Talk about your injustice!

 

A couple of months ago, me and my brother  in law stopped by the house of a guy he works with and had a very large bottle of Red Label with us. This guy downed a few and turned into an idiot and got into a beef with my brother. I decided it was time for us to get the hell outa dodge and headed for the truck. The next thing I know this guy had my brother on the floor. I picked the both of them up off the floor to seperate them and the guy took a swing at me! Needles to say I will be off probation in 2 years.......He however, will have to get used to seeing himself in the mirror with a crooked nose.......LOL

 

At least it was a dropped down to a misdemeanor so I get to keep my arsenal.......   It didn't start that way.

[Allosaurs_r_us]

Somethings gnaw on a man worse'n dyin'

 

Great movie! Just watched it again yesterday on Stars...........My idea of justice!

[speed_addiction]

Sorry. I did not make myself clear. Hitting the guy is not why I am on parole. The incident happened before I went to prison for distributing recreational herbs. That is what I am on parole for. Will be done in 11 months. In fact my parole officer just stopped by here a little bit ago.

[speed_addiction]

Great movie! Just watched it again yesterday on Stars...........My idea of justice!

My tagline is pretty much my life philosophy. There are somethings worth dying for. There are some affronts that are worth dying over.

There is a scene that has stayed with me since the first time I saw it from "High Plains Drifter." The Clint Eastwood character is going over the towns defenses because the killers they sent to prison or on their way back. The midget who was mayor asks, "What about after we kill them? What do we do then?"

Clint give him a steely eyed glare and hoarsly answers, "Well then you live with it."

From then on, I have believed that some actions should be weighed carefully to see if they are worth lifelong consequences.

[ariamne]

I really love your descriptions of some of the things you've done and been through..Have YOU thought about writing a book, speed?

[steve-b]

Politics is a bloodsport, not a Gentleman's game!

If they'd compared politics to a Gentlemen's Club, Bill Clinton would have been there with bells on.

[ariamne]

We say- "Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women."

Perhaps we should change it to the "ululation of their women."

[Allosaurs_r_us]

From then on, I have believed that some actions should be weighed carefully to see if they are worth lifelong consequences.

 

Unfortunately life does not necessarily give one much time for contemplation before reacting to a given situation........LOL

 

It would be nice if I could just push an idiot out of the way rather than knocking his johnson in the dirt, but experience dictates, "if you cover their eyes, they can't see you well enough to hurt you". That was my dad's advice once when I had a bully after me in the 5th grade. Has always worked well for me ever since. Heh, heh.........

 

Of course I have spent a few days in the hoosegow for that philosophy, it has always been my experience that the one that wins, is the one that goes to jail. 

[speed_addiction]

I really love your descriptions of some of the things you've done and been through..Have YOU thought about writing a book, speed?

I have a manuscript already done and am shopping it around. A thriller about a terrorist hunt called, "All the Tears of Hell." It has FBI agents, Islamic terrorists, an IRA assasin with a huge chip on his shoulder, a rogue SWAT team taking matters into it's own hands. Sex, boobies, firefights, explosions, a car chase and even a swordfight. I am thinking the movie could be a Michael Bay/Jerry Bruckhiemer effort!

[Paradox]

Fighting Dirty, Republican style= Telling truth about Democrats.

Fighting Dirty, Democrat style = Calling Republicans "Hitlers".

[ariamne]

The hairy bellies are worse, IMO. Ewww...

[ariamne]

Islamic terrorists? Uh-oh..make sure they don't change them to South Africans or Nazis..or Apocalyptic Christians!

[pigsmith]

Ewww!!! No matter how many times I see that photo posted, it never fails to make me wince and feel the urge to regurgitate. "WE'RE FIERCE, WE'RE FEMINISTS, WE'RE IN YOUR FACE!!!"

And a truly disgusting embarrassment to real women everywhere.

[gidget7]

sounds nice! Our flag pole was in very bad shape. Has needed replacing, and it's not an easy task, but it's finally finished.

[epow]

This is what needs to happen to stop the madness of these rulings. Congress needs to get into the property confiscation ruling as well.

You're right, that is reeeally repulsive. I hadn't noticed that anatomical feature until you mentioned it. I guess it was so painful to look at the photo that I missed seeing that part of it.

[ariamne]

These women need to be told about the miracle of the bikini wax. If their bellies are that hirsuit, they must be sporting the Tutenburg Forrest elsewhere.

Forgive my vulgarity, I am usually quite ladylike.

[epow]

Hey, Bat Cave NC is a nice little burg, it doesn't deserve being mentioned in in the same thread as DUmmieland.

When the kids were little we used to rent a mountain top log cabin near Bat Cave for our summer vacations. Beautiful views combined with July temperatures in the low 70s is hard to beat as a getaway from the summer heat and humidity of south FL.

[Calusa]

We can't let the opposition use rockets and we continue to use pocket knives!!!

Myself I prefer to keep my rocket in my pocket.

[Calusa]

the failed, old guard, pink tutu,

Barney Frank?