Kerry Drops Bomb
Posted on 06/22/2005 8:33:00 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk
Uniting A Better America Re-election Foundation
info@ubarf.org
UBARF!!??
LMAO
Kerry Drops Bomb
Funny stuff. I'm seared.
ROFLOL!! Funny Stuff. Heck,if he gets any "blowback" from the Truth Bomb, he can apply for a medal.
HILARIOUS....
Some other very dangerous sorts of people, courtesy of Hedley Lamar:
"I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the West. Take this down: I want rustlers, cut-throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nit-wits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bush-whackers, horn-swagglers, horse-thieves, bull-dykes, train-robbers, bank-robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists!"
Hilarious. I'll never think about JFK the same way again.
Truth bomb, truth bomb,
It's a comin' on strong
I can't take it any longer
Come a rockin' through the door...
There was an article in the WSJ that stated that the real reason that Kerry was so reticent to release his military transcripts was that they contained his college transcripts, which showed that he was not exactly the nuanced thinker that his handlers claimed. Evidently Kerry achieved a lower "C" average than Bush and his nuanced responses that were supposedly over the head of average thinkers, during the debate were not nuanced at all, they were simply examples of irrational, circular logic that resulted in disjointed ramblings.
Are you chewing gum? I hope you brought enough for everybody. Man is he strict.
Heddy: What are you guilty of?_____________________________Thug: Rape, murder and rape.__Heddy: you said rape twice._________________________Thug: I like rape.__________Heddy:Kinky
The only problem is Massachusetts, where the people seem to long for an hereditary king, like Ted Kennedy. They are very apt to return Kerry to the Senate in 2008. Those fools would vote for a gay yellow dog if it were pictured in flagrante on their ballots in the Democrat Column.
In fact, haven't they done so already?
Precisely the dangerous sorts faced down by JFK in the jungles of Cambodia. However, as any politically correct PR man can tell you, nowadays we cannot appear to be homophobic, or anti-religious. As far as train-and-bank-robbers go, it would be unwise to allude to the difficulty of rehabilitation. Likewise, Sh**-kickers could be construed as environmentally unsound.
As my hero JFK found out in Cambodia, it's a jungle out there.
ROFLMAO! I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Are we allowed to share this stuff around?
Excellent!!!
LOL! Great movie.
satire about the LT ping!!!
Our own.....
Kenny Bunk!!!!!
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