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DUmmie FUnnies 06-21-05 ("Durbin Caves")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 21, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/21/2005 6:01:41 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Oh how the mighty have fallen. A few days ago the DUmmies were in ecstasy because Senator Dick DUrbin wouldn’t apologize for his idiotic remarks comparing the pampered treatment of the terrorist Gitmo detainees to prisoners of the Nazis and Soviets. However, much to their great anguish, Durbin has offered a sort of apology for his stupidity a few hours ago. It wasn’t much of an apology but it was enough to set off extreme DUmmie rage at their former hero, Durbin, as you can see in this THREAD titled, “Durbin Caves.” As usual the DUmmie frustration as they rage against the reality of their own impotence is in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, chuckling at the YET ANOTHER DUmmie Disaster, is in the [brackets]:

Durbin Caves--Repukies say it's only the beginning

[Yes, it’s only the BEGINNING of MANY DUmmie frustrations to come.]

on lou dobbs--they showed dick's apology on the Senate floor. the reporter said something like the repubs are now going to go after nancy pelosi and howard dean. thanks for setting such a good precedent. we stuck up for what you said, dick. we emailed & letter wrote in your defense.

[SNIFF! DUrbin has now been relegated to the DUmmie DUstbin.]

Why did he cave? What possible excuse could he have given? He had the truth on his side. DAMN!

[Only in the DUmmieland Dimension could comparing the treatment of the air conditioned Gitmo detainees to the prisoners of the Nazis or Soviets be considered to be the truth.]

There was and is no reason for us to apologize...for anything. The Republicans plan is to do ANYTHING, to cry victim over EVERYTHING, and tell the truth about NOTHING, to keep people distracted and misinformed. Dean, please, PUNCH THESE BASTARDS OUT!

[Stand by! Your rabies shot is on the way!]

I apologize that our government condones torture

[Is that you, Dick DUrbin?]

Anyone in Illinois want to run for Durbin's seat? Find a good candidate and I'll help you raise money. At some point we have to face reality and accept that some of our Dem leaders are beyond rehabilitation and need to be replaced. Wishing and hoping they'll eventually see the light of day isn't going to happen.

[Maybe you should send some of those suspect Democrats to Re-education Camps.]

He has no fight, no will, no courage. Issues are great, but only if you have the will to make them happen. If Durbin can't fight or learn to outmaneuver the GOP, what good is his stand on the issues?

[DUrbin is always good for laughs.]

You Want To Replace Durbin? DU'ers Officially Makes Me Sick. Never thought I'd see the day that this place and the people posting here would sink this low.

[Actually the DUmmies sink that low on a daily basis.]

Dean has already said he's going to be in the GOP's Face and call them on their bogus crap.

[Which reminds me. What are Dean’s visiting hours over at Happy Farms?]

Let's hope that no other dems will use nazi references in their speeches

[Yes. Let’s hope MORE Democrat careers are destroyed.]

When you apologize, you show them signs of weakness and they attack again and again and again.

[It sounds like you need an attack of sanity.]

hell.....why even have a party? we need another way to get screwed

[Then spend an enchanting evening with Barney Frank.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 109th; apology; dickdurbin; dickinhanddurbin; dummies; durbin; turbandurbin
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I haven't gone into complete detail about my ideas for the CD-ROM section of the DUmmie FUnnies book. The reason why is that I don't want to give away MILLION DOLLAR ideas to other authors especially as I see that another Blog is about to have a book published. However, I would like to discuss this idea and my other ideas for a DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for the related comix stories) with Mary Matalin. So let us do lunch, Mary. Or even dinner. Or brunch. Let's make that book deal date. Contact me at: PJ-Comix.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 06/21/2005 6:01:41 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 06/21/2005 6:03:16 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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3 posted on 06/21/2005 6:03:56 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (And our prisoners at Gitmo eat better than I do)
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Hot Dog! Top 10!

Cindie


4 posted on 06/21/2005 6:05:52 PM PDT by gardencatz (A brass unicorn...has...catapulted across a...street and impaled an eminent surgeon. Words fail me!)
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Why is it that DUmmies believe every time a Democrat is forced to face reality, they're getting "screwed"?


5 posted on 06/21/2005 6:06:21 PM PDT by SaveTheChief
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10? Woo hooo!


6 posted on 06/21/2005 6:07:56 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day ("I don't think much of a man who is not wiser today than he was yesterday." -- Abraham Lincoln)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10!


7 posted on 06/21/2005 6:09:15 PM PDT by TheBigB (Why yes, I -do- rock! Thanks for noticing!)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 10???


8 posted on 06/21/2005 6:09:27 PM PDT by The Drowning Witch (Sono La Voce della Nazione Selvaggia)
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10???


9 posted on 06/21/2005 6:10:14 PM PDT by SC Swamp Fox (Aim small, miss small.)
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...The Republicans plan is to do ANYTHING, to cry victim over EVERYTHING, and tell the truth about NOTHING, to keep people distracted and misinformed.

It is so freakin' amazing to me that these people can look at the world and see it so upside down and/or backwards. They're looking at the world through mirrored shades except the mirrors are on the inside of the lens.

10 posted on 06/21/2005 6:11:02 PM PDT by infidel29 ("It is only the warlike power of a civilized people that can give peace to the world."- T. Roosevelt)
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To: PJ-Comix

This should be very funny. The DUmmies truly have no clue.


11 posted on 06/21/2005 6:14:19 PM PDT by gate2wire (We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
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To: SaveTheChief

They simply can't face reality. When the Iraq war started the '60s survivors and their young acolytes thought, "Oh goodie! A chance to relive the '60s! Make love not war! Power to the people! Woo hoo!" Except, the war hasn't become another Vietnam "quagmire" -- no matter how much they keep hoping and spinning it that way. Recognizing reality would spell the end to their "activist" dreams, and they're completely unable to abide that.


12 posted on 06/21/2005 6:14:38 PM PDT by JennysCool (Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.)
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To: gate2wire

Oh, Top 20! 1st time I've tried that.


13 posted on 06/21/2005 6:15:32 PM PDT by gate2wire (We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
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Almost too busy LOL to say "TOP 20, BABY"!


14 posted on 06/21/2005 6:16:28 PM PDT by StrictTime (I'll have a vodka tonic with a splash of cranberry and a squeeze of lime, please! Chop Chop!)
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Hi All-

I sent that dingbat a letter and I'm not even an Illinois resident. Hopefully his staffers are being led in the right direction by seeing all the letters blasting their lefty boss for his seditious and traitorous comments.

~ Blue Jays ~

15 posted on 06/21/2005 6:17:15 PM PDT by Blue Jays (Rock Hard, Ride Free)
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Awwwww, the DUmmies are disappointed that Durbin the Treasonous cried in repentance for his treasonous and untrue statements.

"Damnit Dick, why didn't you stick by your lie? We belieeeeved it"!!!!


16 posted on 06/21/2005 6:17:35 PM PDT by planekT (Suncoast is toast.)
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I was looking at the DUmmies a few minutes ago, I haven't seen where they even know about Rehnquist's retirement yet, that is going to drive them crazy.


17 posted on 06/21/2005 6:18:29 PM PDT by wagglebee ("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
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guess the dummies will be doubling or tripling up on all those meds!
18 posted on 06/21/2005 6:18:48 PM PDT by socialismisinsidious
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If Durbin can't fight or learn to outmaneuver the GOP, what good is his stand on the issues?

Issues? We don't need no stinkin' issues! Just fight and outmaneuver!

(The problem with the DUmocrat party in a nutshell.)

19 posted on 06/21/2005 6:20:57 PM PDT by StrictTime (I'll have a vodka tonic with a splash of cranberry and a squeeze of lime, please! Chop Chop!)
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"hell...why even have a party? We need another way to get screwed?" Quit the 'party' but don't quit being a DUmmie, we need the entertainment.
20 posted on 06/21/2005 6:22:26 PM PDT by gate2wire (We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
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