DUmmie FUnnies 06-20-05 (DSM RIP)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 20, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

I got myself a 1.75 liter bottle of Flor de Caña rum to last me the rest of the week so I don't have to ration myself like last week. In fact I have enough Flor de Caña to share the bottle with Mary Matalin while we discuss a DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for related comix stories) deal. So if Mary Matalin wants to experience an INCREDIBLE rum experience, she needs only to contact me at PJ-Comix. I predict that Mary will be SO HAPPY after a few glasses of Flor de Caña that a book deal would be immediately forthcoming.

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[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[GraceCoolidge]

Number 5? My personal best!!!

[PJ-Comix]

Oops! I did an accidental double PING! Sorry.

[Celtjew Libertarian]

Top 10 for once?

[NeoCaveman]

top 10

[eyespysomething]

Their desperation is showing.

Pot, kettle, black.

[Petronski]

These retyped memos of the destroyed copies of the originals remind me of the old Stephen Wright joke:

I have the authentic original axe that George Washington used to cut down the cherry tree. Of course, I did have to replace the handle....and the head. It occupies the same space.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Top 10?

[sharkhawk]

Top ten? Actually whether the documents are real or not they don't prove anything about lying about the Iraq war (kinda like the TNG documents). If they are real, they merely show that plans were being made for a possible war, if fake, they show the desperation of the DUmmies.

[jennyjenny]

Top 5 on second ping?

[GraceCoolidge]

The DUmmies are getting so much smarter. Instead of garden variety forgeries, now they've progressed to retyped "originals." So in Dan Rather parlance, instead of "fake but accurate," these are... what? Fake, but authentic? Or authentic reproduction non-fakes? I have to think about this one. And it's distracting me from the real smoking gun, the fact that these are "minutes," not a "memo."

[kevkrom]

Smith just loves retyping so much he didn’t bother to ink out sections of the copies to protect his source

To be fair, it is possible that there are handwritten notes or other marks on th page that would enable an investigator to link even a photocopy back to the copy of the original document it came from (assuming multiple official copies exist). That said, without the originals, there is no story here at all. Of course, even if the document is an exact copy of an authentic document, there's no story, but that's another (non-)story...

[gopwinsin04]

[PJ-Comix]

On Saturday night I had the same Kentucky Whiskey that I thought tasted good about 6 weeks ago. However, since my Flor de Caña experience, the Kentucky whiskey tasted like lighter fluid in comparison.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Come on, Charlie Brown. Come and get the Downing Street Memo. It's your best chance for defeating Chimpy McSmirk. I won't pull it away again. Not like the National Guard memos. And Gannon. And...

[roses of sharon]

It is obvious that for most DUers history begins when they wake up in the morning.

The "memo" is a political debate, musings, argument, that we heard for the entire 14 months before the war.

Actually, for over a decade since Saddam surrendered in the Gulf war, and since then had refused to provide the proper evidence of the destruction of his WMD, the question was, should we trust him? The US said no, (under Clinton), and agreed with Blair on regime change, Blair has said for years, "not just regime change, I want to go the UN under the WMD banner". And in the end, we did.

Of course the leftwing conspirazoids have no idea since most were not paying attention until 9/11, or were about 10 years old when the Gulf war ended.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Top ten?

DENIED!

(Sorry.)

[gopwinsin04]

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