[gate2wire]

"the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
I hear you . Because of beer I lost my job, my home, my wife, my kids, my self-respect... but I think I'll give beer one more chance!!!

[SCALEMAN]

the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." I hear you . Because of beer I lost my job, my home, my wife, my kids, my self-respect... but I think I'll give beer one more chance!!!

Is that you Homer Simpson?

[Purrcival]

...Because of beer I lost my job, my home, my wife, my kids, my self-respect... but I think I'll give beer one more chance!!!

Sounds like a country song to me.