Before we plunge into this latest edition of the DUFUs, allow me to direct your attention to this story:
Woman Who Faked Cancer Sent To Jail. GASP! There are really people out there who fake having cancer? I bet the DUmmies would have a hard time believing this.
Now on to the BIG NEWS. Apparently Bob Woodward's recent article about a possible Dick Cheney run in 2008 wasn't just idle speculation. I got that word from a Republican Deep Throat (and DUFU fan). IF Cheney gets the okay from his doctors and IF Cheney is convinced there is a big groundswell of support for him, he WILL run in '08. Hopefully Cheney is found to be in good health and doesn't have something really debilitating like pancreatic cancer.
In case you are curious, my source on the Cheney info was NOT Karl Rove. Also it wasn't Mary Matalin. Too bad. If it was Mary Matalin I would arrange for a lunch date to discuss it further. Then instead of talking about Dick Cheney I would spend the entire lunch plugging a DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for related comix stories). However, I was thinking that if the state of Maryland indicts Andy Stephenson for fraud and I was subpoenaed to be a witness there, I wouldn't be too far from Mary Matalin for that lunch date. To arrange a lunch date with ol' PJ here, Mary Matalin only needs to contact me at: PJ-Comix.
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1 posted on
06/03/2005 7:16:15 AM PDT by
PJ-Comix
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3 posted on
06/03/2005 7:18:01 AM PDT by
PJ-Comix
(Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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Top 10! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS -- ! :)
5 posted on
06/03/2005 7:21:02 AM PDT by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("As a conservative site, Free Republic is pro-G-d, PRO-LIFE..." -- FR founder Jim Robinson)
To: PJ-Comix
The 1st time ever, I made in the top 10. Woo-hoo!
7 posted on
06/03/2005 7:23:15 AM PDT by
MoochPooch
(A righteous person worries about his or her behavior, an extremist about everyone else's.)
To: PJ-Comix
I bet Karl Rove posts on DU!
He's got them paranoid!
8 posted on
06/03/2005 7:25:07 AM PDT by
airborne
(Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close to You and safely in Your arms.)
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10 posted on
06/03/2005 7:26:36 AM PDT by
Xenalyte
(It's a Zen thing, you know, like how many babies fit in a tire.)
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Weel, if the DUmmies don't want Hillary, we can always talk them into running Dr. Dean (he is gift that keeps on giving)!
Hey, maybe Dr. Dean is the doctor that signed Undie's John Hopkins forms!
11 posted on
06/03/2005 7:30:34 AM PDT by
CAluvdubya
(You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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Cheney in '08! Woo Hoo!
17 posted on
06/03/2005 7:44:29 AM PDT by
KJC1
(Somebody shook up the Ants!)
To: PJ-Comix
If the DUmmies think she can't win, then that means one thing only. She can.
18 posted on
06/03/2005 7:45:52 AM PDT by
Romish_Papist
(The times are out of step with the Catholic Church. God Bless Pope Benedict XVI.)
To: PJ-Comix
Heheee~!! Excellent DUFU PJ! While I still may be hoping for Condi in 08... Condi as VP would also be great~
& happy belated birthday PJ!!
23 posted on
06/03/2005 7:51:05 AM PDT by
lutz
To: PJ-Comix
If the Democratic Party runs Hillary ( a pro-war neodem), it deserves to lose. But we don't. If we can't get the party to wake up, the real Democrats ought to put together their own ticket with real Democrats.Neodem? NEODEM??? You mean "neodems" like Wilson, FDR, Truman, and LBJ? Those "neodems"? Nope. Hillery is nothing like those people. She just fakes it.
30 posted on
06/03/2005 8:02:55 AM PDT by
NathanR
(Mexico: So far from God; So close to the USA.)
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If Hillary runs it will be labeled a Rove conspiracy.
If she doesn't, it will be a Rove conspiracy.
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Obviously Hillary will be their candidate but I think Cheney's health will preclude him getting the nomination, unless of course we had a really strong VP candidate.
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Cheney would be my pick, all else being OK with him and all (health, etc). However, I think many cultural conservatives, (the anti-gay wing) would not like him to run. Cheney might be seen as too "pro gay" for some..
39 posted on
06/03/2005 8:36:09 AM PDT by
Paradox
(Who cares about his razor, I use Occam's Chainsaw!)
To: PJ-Comix
Why do you think the Bushes and Bill Clinton are acting like buddies now?
Actually, that's a very good question.
47 posted on
06/03/2005 9:19:42 AM PDT by
murdoog
(Note to self: change tagline after this posting)
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Whoever that freeper on DU is, I wish he would stop talking Hillary down. *snort*chuckle*snort* ;9}
49 posted on
06/03/2005 9:34:52 AM PDT by
Ditter
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The whole Scamdy deal was Rove . And Rove controls everything . That's what I heard !!!
50 posted on
06/03/2005 9:46:33 AM PDT by
Deetes
(God Bless the Troops)
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Has Andy Stephenson entered a DUmmieland Witness Protection Program?If he really was as sick as he's claimed to be, I wouldn't expect him to be online, but he already blew that by posting the day after his "surgery."
52 posted on
06/03/2005 9:57:46 AM PDT by
nina0113
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PJ,
You've been doing yeoman's work with the DUmmie Funnies for a year (give or take). And yet, this is the first time that the DUmmies have hit on the truth.
On the theory that even a blind pig can find an occasional acorn, these DU folks have concluded that Hillary! would be a drug on the market as a candidate for President in 2008. The analysis is correct, that she is too weak as a candidate. It is also correct that Hillary! as a candidate would be red meat in fund-raising for the Republicans.
DU is correct to surmise that Karl Rove might have picked Hillary! as their candidate. He didn't do so, but this is one excessive DU belief for which one can see the logic. LOL.
Congressman Billybob
Latest column: "60 Million Frenchmen Can't be Wrong"
81 posted on
06/03/2005 12:43:31 PM PDT by
Congressman Billybob
(For copies of my speech, "Dealing with Outlaw Judges," please Freepmail me.)
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