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DUmmie FUnnies 06-03-05 ("Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 3, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/03/2005 7:16:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Has Andy Stephenson entered a DUmmieland Witness Protection Program? For the past few days, ever since Andy began publicly harassing the relatives of Bev Harris by posting their names and personal information about them, Scamdy has DISAPPEARED. In fact ALL MENTION in Dummieland about Scamdy’s “pancreatic cancer” has disappeared and if any there are so bold as to post any reference to Scamdy, Skinner immediately sends it down the Memory Pitt. As to Pied Piper Pitt, following his much ballyhooed posting of documents “proving” that Scamdy did indeed have pancreatic cancer, he has retracted his head into his turtle shell and REFUSES to further comment about those documents. One big reason is that those documents Pitt posted accurately predicted in an April 27 FAX that Scamdy would have surgery during the week of May 23 even though at the time of the FAX the surgery was still scheduled for May 10 and wasn’t rescheduled until almost 2 weeks after the FAX was sent. Right now the DUmmies are hoping that the whole Andy Stephenson Situation (as Skinner called it) would just go away. Unfortunately for Dummieland, the DUmmie FUnnies will STILL shine the light on this scandal which demonstrates what a bunch of dim-witted gullible fools the DUmmies were. Until Scamdy or Skinner or Pitt makes a full public confession (or are indicted) the DUmmie FUnnies will consistently hammer the DUmmies on this subject in all future DUmmie FUnnies. This edition of the DUmmie FUnnies based on a DUmmie THREAD titled, “Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?” will continue smoking out the DUmmies on this point. As usual the DUmmie postings still in Scamdy Denial are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, about to reveal some inside political info he recently received, is in the [brackets]:

Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?

[Consider it payback for talking us into nominating Bob Dole in 1996. Bob Dole didn’t so much run to win as to merely build up his resume. Somehow this latter seemed very important to Dole in his future career of doing Penile Erectile Dysfunction commercials on TV. At least we have no doubt that Dole suffered from this problem (no one admits to this condition unless they really had it) but we STILL don’t know what sort of medical problem Andy Stephenson had although it was almost certainly NOT pancreatic cancer.]

I think she would be an awful candidate. She's not that great a speaker, clearly not at all concerned about corporate power, posturing more and more "moderate" all of the time. The Senate alone has at least a dozen other Democrats who would make better candidates than her.

[All the more reason why Karl Rove has designated her as your ’08 nominee.]

But the GOP is licking its fetid chops, man. They can just about taste the hatefest they would enjoy if she were running. There would be no holds barred on the calumny and slander that they would rain down on her.

[Karl Rove has put out a directive to NOT accuse Hillary of faking a pancreatic cancer operation. Something like that is OFF-LIMITS.]

They are walking a fine line, though. Having demonized her for more than 10 years now, they need to talk Democrats into getting her through the primaries, so they have to cool it down a bit and talk about what a great potential candidate she would be. David Broder put up a column not too long ago just like that.

[Psst! Why do you think the Bushes and Bill Clinton are acting like buddies now? It’s all part of the Rovian Master Plan.]

But they can't stop talking about her. Both Hannity & Colmes and Bill O'Rodent had segments on her Tuesday night. What other Democratic politician gets so much attention from those loons?

[Kerry recently got a flurry of press attention when he FINALLY signed his Form 180 to release his military records to the public. Yes, he FINALLY signed Form 180 and now we are waiting for him to FINALLY drop that signed form in the mail.]

Thinking "well, if the GOP hates her so much, they must be afraid of her, therefore she would be a great candidate" is the trap the Democrats cannot, must not, walk into. Step away. This will be the most important national IQ test for the Democrats in a long time.

[I am SO CONFIDENT of the low DUmmie IQ that I can flat out state the Rovian Game Plan without the slightest fear that you DUmmies can do anything about it. Hey! If you were DUmb enough to send in your money to Andy Stephenson for a phony pancreatic cancer operation then you certainly will easily be manipulated by Karl Rove despite advance warning.]

Having said all that, I'd vote for her in a heartbeat next to any GOP candidate. But please Lahd, and all my fellow Democrats, please don't let it come to that.

[It WILL come to it. And now to announce the ULTIMATE DUmmie nightmare, DUmmie ProfessorPlum. Not only is Karl Rove saddling you with Hillary but the GOP candidate for ’08 has already been decided upon---Dick Cheney. You think that Bob Woodward story about Cheney being drafted in ’08 was just idle speculation? A Republican Deep Throat handed that story to Woodward to pass along. The fact is if Cheney’s doctors give him the go-ahead and IF Cheney is convinced there is a groundswell of support for him, he WILL run in ’08. Look forward to a CONTINUATION of the Bush policies following the next election.]

condi vs. mccain. rove attacks once again.

[Nope. Cheney vs McCain=Cheney Winner. Rove STRIKES again!]

Let them run their nutcase ... and we should pick someone sensible. I like HC, but she simply has no chance for victory. All the general polls do not change the fact that swing state voters will not bite.

[Nutcase McCain might run but he CAN’T win against Cheney. “President Cheney.” Prepare for those words, DUmmies.]

If the Democratic Party runs Hillary ( a pro-war neodem), it deserves to lose. But we don't. If we can't get the party to wake up, the real Democrats ought to put together their own ticket with real Democrats.

[Hillary WILL be your losing candidate. Live with it.]

the media and GOP dictated who our candidate would be and those fine tuned political machines in Iowa and New Hampshire went for it hook, line and sinker. *cough*assholes*cough* It's been interesting to watch the same exact process being put into motion yet again.

[Interesting and FUnnie to see the Democrats falling for it ONCE AGAIN. ’08 will be a DOUBLE WHAMMIE for you folks. Hillary as your losing nominee and Cheney as OUR President.]

Even if she doesn't run, the GOP will make money on the RW's fear that she will. That's why we're hearing so much about her right now.

[All part of the Vast Rovian Storm. Hillary’s name will raise TONS of money. However, she WILL be your nominee. Make no mistake about that. So Rove has said. So let it be done.]

I guess that now, they want to tout her as the be-all of candidates for Dems in 08. We need someone who can WIN and I'm not sure Hillary can - which is why I think they are trying to ram her down our collective throats. And of course, they've subcontraced the MSM to help them do it.

[Choke on the Hillary in your collective throats!]

Sad to say, I don't like her enough to defend her when the hate fest revs in gear. And, I would never vote for either.

[HILLARY vs CHENEY = GOP LANDSLIDE]

We need her but we are too goddam stupid to elect her, so we don't deserve her.

[Hillary is just TOO GOOD for us. We don’t deserve her. Also we don’t deserve that other candidate for sainthood---Andy Stephenson.]

actually, technically, she is a horrendous speaker that has never squelched the "ah" impulse.

[Ah. You know, Hillary, um, does seem to, you know, have that, ah, problem.]

What if it was MCCain vs Clark. That would be interesting.

[About as realistic as Andy Stephenson’s pancreatic cancer. 2008 will be Hillary vs Cheney. Count on it.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: andyscam; andystephenson; dummies; hillary2008; hillaryclinton
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To: nonkultur

Thanks! Had it been DOP, I had it figured out.....DUmmies On Parade! hehehe


981 posted on 06/06/2005 11:22:26 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: SoothingDave

DOS, thanks. This sounds more likely as I figure an attorney's advice about the site would have been sought before activation and all the hard work was done on it. Especially knowing something to stop it would be tried. IMO


982 posted on 06/06/2005 11:25:46 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: CAluvdubya

Well, once again it appears that the DUmmies don't like free speach, at least for anybody that doesn't agree with them.

If anything this should make us more determined to get to the bottom of this. They don't want us to.


983 posted on 06/06/2005 11:30:23 AM PDT by beandog (Bean the Real Dog -we love you - our hearts are breaking)
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To: CAluvdubya
input scamdy.com here and the information still isn't what Kelvin Mace is saying here

Where is he getting the information he posted??

984 posted on 06/06/2005 11:30:36 AM PDT by dynoman (Objectivity is the essence of intelligence. - Marylin vos Savant)
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To: SoothingDave

Curious.

The same time the Scamdy site went down, there was a physical encounter in southern Pennsylvania/Maryland, with someone apparently from North Carolina.

<<keeping eyes on situation from faraway Nebraska.


985 posted on 06/06/2005 11:30:46 AM PDT by franksolich (non-existent)
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To: SoothingDave

And I take it that's illegal? Because that not only makes them criminals, but stupid criminals since this can be traced back to DU.

Cindie


986 posted on 06/06/2005 11:31:23 AM PDT by gardencatz (A brass unicorn...has...catapulted across a...street and impaled an eminent surgeon. Words fail me!)
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To: dynoman
Since it is obvious to anyone who has read my typo filled posts, I know nothing about domain names and such.

I am just going to throw this out there because I don't mind looking like a fool.........the date of the last update says June 6th.

I did read somewhere on DU (maybe that thread, further down) that "Kelvin" said when he checked again, the name had been changed.

987 posted on 06/06/2005 11:34:51 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: franksolich; All
How can Kelvin Mace shut down scamdy.com with the information he posted when it clearly isn't true, at least according to the two domain checks I just posted??

Again I ask where is he getting that information??

988 posted on 06/06/2005 11:35:01 AM PDT by dynoman (Objectivity is the essence of intelligence. - Marylin vos Savant)
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To: franksolich

Physical encounter in MD? Is Undie in MD?


989 posted on 06/06/2005 11:36:35 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: gardencatz
And I take it that's illegal? Because that not only makes them criminals, but stupid criminals since this can be traced back to DU.

DOS attacks certainly are illegal. But that's not what we're dealing with here. Rather, it seems this "Kelvin Mace" character compained to the host company of the scamdy.com page and they took it down cause it violates their "Terms of Service" (TOS) because it "defames" an individual.

SD

990 posted on 06/06/2005 11:41:08 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: dynoman

Maybe he's just taking the credit for it being shut down.
Showing off to the DUers.


991 posted on 06/06/2005 11:41:55 AM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: dynoman
ok this is who Kelvin Mace says scamdy.com is registered to;

Registrant:
David Allan (HCPKL) andyscam@gmail.com
United States
Phone: (336)4540098 x
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and this is what my two domain checks in posts 977 and 984 show;

Registrant:
Jason Tonks (HCPKL) andyscam@gmail.com
453
washington, dc 27443
United States
Phone: +1 (555)5726552

992 posted on 06/06/2005 11:42:37 AM PDT by dynoman (Objectivity is the essence of intelligence. - Marylin vos Savant)
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To: SoothingDave

DU defames Bush all the time. And every other Republican in office.


993 posted on 06/06/2005 11:43:05 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: dynoman
How can Kelvin Mace shut down scamdy.com with the information he posted when it clearly isn't true, at least according to the two domain checks I just posted??

"Kelvin" claims the names and phone numbers were changed after he publicised that they were using his name.

It is also true that right now the info provided by whois gives phone numbers which are "555" area codes, which is bogus. That could (I am no expert) be enough for a provider to reject hosting a domain.

Probably, this provider got complaints from DUmmies that poor Andy was being defamed and they took the site down.

SD

994 posted on 06/06/2005 11:45:51 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: SoothingDave

<<running to town for a package of cigarettes.


995 posted on 06/06/2005 11:47:56 AM PDT by franksolich (non-existent)
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To: dynoman

That David Allan info was the ORIGINAL registration info, it changed to Jason Tonks after a day. All that is actually earlier in this thread and I also see them talking about the change on the DU thread....it was a joke by Andy Scam I think.


996 posted on 06/06/2005 11:47:58 AM PDT by DonkeyThong
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To: CAluvdubya
DU defames Bush all the time. And every other Republican in office.

There are vastly different legal standards of defamation regarding public figures and private ones.

Normal people would not consider Andy to be a public figure.

If you were just a normal guy working at an ISP and suddenly a bunch of people start complaining that you let some jerks put up a web site defaming their friend who is dying of cancer, you'd probably do the same thing. What remains to be seen is if the ISP will review the situation.

SD

997 posted on 06/06/2005 11:48:50 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: DonkeyThong

Your first post. Welcome to FR.


998 posted on 06/06/2005 11:49:27 AM PDT by jennyjenny
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To: franksolich
running to town for a package of cigarettes.

Well, of course you are!

I really, really need my super secret decoder ring!

999 posted on 06/06/2005 11:50:07 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: SoothingDave

AAAAAWWWWWW! Poor baby! If people on our side did that every time they were "defamed" by DU, that site would have been taken down a looong time ago. If they can't play with the big boys, they should stay out of sandbox. Since they can't deal with reality they just erase it. What a bunch of whiny losers.

Cindie


1,000 posted on 06/06/2005 11:51:17 AM PDT by gardencatz (A brass unicorn...has...catapulted across a...street and impaled an eminent surgeon. Words fail me!)
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