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DUmmie FUnnies 06-03-05 ("Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 3, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/03/2005 7:16:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Has Andy Stephenson entered a DUmmieland Witness Protection Program? For the past few days, ever since Andy began publicly harassing the relatives of Bev Harris by posting their names and personal information about them, Scamdy has DISAPPEARED. In fact ALL MENTION in Dummieland about Scamdy’s “pancreatic cancer” has disappeared and if any there are so bold as to post any reference to Scamdy, Skinner immediately sends it down the Memory Pitt. As to Pied Piper Pitt, following his much ballyhooed posting of documents “proving” that Scamdy did indeed have pancreatic cancer, he has retracted his head into his turtle shell and REFUSES to further comment about those documents. One big reason is that those documents Pitt posted accurately predicted in an April 27 FAX that Scamdy would have surgery during the week of May 23 even though at the time of the FAX the surgery was still scheduled for May 10 and wasn’t rescheduled until almost 2 weeks after the FAX was sent. Right now the DUmmies are hoping that the whole Andy Stephenson Situation (as Skinner called it) would just go away. Unfortunately for Dummieland, the DUmmie FUnnies will STILL shine the light on this scandal which demonstrates what a bunch of dim-witted gullible fools the DUmmies were. Until Scamdy or Skinner or Pitt makes a full public confession (or are indicted) the DUmmie FUnnies will consistently hammer the DUmmies on this subject in all future DUmmie FUnnies. This edition of the DUmmie FUnnies based on a DUmmie THREAD titled, “Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?” will continue smoking out the DUmmies on this point. As usual the DUmmie postings still in Scamdy Denial are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, about to reveal some inside political info he recently received, is in the [brackets]:

Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?

[Consider it payback for talking us into nominating Bob Dole in 1996. Bob Dole didn’t so much run to win as to merely build up his resume. Somehow this latter seemed very important to Dole in his future career of doing Penile Erectile Dysfunction commercials on TV. At least we have no doubt that Dole suffered from this problem (no one admits to this condition unless they really had it) but we STILL don’t know what sort of medical problem Andy Stephenson had although it was almost certainly NOT pancreatic cancer.]

I think she would be an awful candidate. She's not that great a speaker, clearly not at all concerned about corporate power, posturing more and more "moderate" all of the time. The Senate alone has at least a dozen other Democrats who would make better candidates than her.

[All the more reason why Karl Rove has designated her as your ’08 nominee.]

But the GOP is licking its fetid chops, man. They can just about taste the hatefest they would enjoy if she were running. There would be no holds barred on the calumny and slander that they would rain down on her.

[Karl Rove has put out a directive to NOT accuse Hillary of faking a pancreatic cancer operation. Something like that is OFF-LIMITS.]

They are walking a fine line, though. Having demonized her for more than 10 years now, they need to talk Democrats into getting her through the primaries, so they have to cool it down a bit and talk about what a great potential candidate she would be. David Broder put up a column not too long ago just like that.

[Psst! Why do you think the Bushes and Bill Clinton are acting like buddies now? It’s all part of the Rovian Master Plan.]

But they can't stop talking about her. Both Hannity & Colmes and Bill O'Rodent had segments on her Tuesday night. What other Democratic politician gets so much attention from those loons?

[Kerry recently got a flurry of press attention when he FINALLY signed his Form 180 to release his military records to the public. Yes, he FINALLY signed Form 180 and now we are waiting for him to FINALLY drop that signed form in the mail.]

Thinking "well, if the GOP hates her so much, they must be afraid of her, therefore she would be a great candidate" is the trap the Democrats cannot, must not, walk into. Step away. This will be the most important national IQ test for the Democrats in a long time.

[I am SO CONFIDENT of the low DUmmie IQ that I can flat out state the Rovian Game Plan without the slightest fear that you DUmmies can do anything about it. Hey! If you were DUmb enough to send in your money to Andy Stephenson for a phony pancreatic cancer operation then you certainly will easily be manipulated by Karl Rove despite advance warning.]

Having said all that, I'd vote for her in a heartbeat next to any GOP candidate. But please Lahd, and all my fellow Democrats, please don't let it come to that.

[It WILL come to it. And now to announce the ULTIMATE DUmmie nightmare, DUmmie ProfessorPlum. Not only is Karl Rove saddling you with Hillary but the GOP candidate for ’08 has already been decided upon---Dick Cheney. You think that Bob Woodward story about Cheney being drafted in ’08 was just idle speculation? A Republican Deep Throat handed that story to Woodward to pass along. The fact is if Cheney’s doctors give him the go-ahead and IF Cheney is convinced there is a groundswell of support for him, he WILL run in ’08. Look forward to a CONTINUATION of the Bush policies following the next election.]

condi vs. mccain. rove attacks once again.

[Nope. Cheney vs McCain=Cheney Winner. Rove STRIKES again!]

Let them run their nutcase ... and we should pick someone sensible. I like HC, but she simply has no chance for victory. All the general polls do not change the fact that swing state voters will not bite.

[Nutcase McCain might run but he CAN’T win against Cheney. “President Cheney.” Prepare for those words, DUmmies.]

If the Democratic Party runs Hillary ( a pro-war neodem), it deserves to lose. But we don't. If we can't get the party to wake up, the real Democrats ought to put together their own ticket with real Democrats.

[Hillary WILL be your losing candidate. Live with it.]

the media and GOP dictated who our candidate would be and those fine tuned political machines in Iowa and New Hampshire went for it hook, line and sinker. *cough*assholes*cough* It's been interesting to watch the same exact process being put into motion yet again.

[Interesting and FUnnie to see the Democrats falling for it ONCE AGAIN. ’08 will be a DOUBLE WHAMMIE for you folks. Hillary as your losing nominee and Cheney as OUR President.]

Even if she doesn't run, the GOP will make money on the RW's fear that she will. That's why we're hearing so much about her right now.

[All part of the Vast Rovian Storm. Hillary’s name will raise TONS of money. However, she WILL be your nominee. Make no mistake about that. So Rove has said. So let it be done.]

I guess that now, they want to tout her as the be-all of candidates for Dems in 08. We need someone who can WIN and I'm not sure Hillary can - which is why I think they are trying to ram her down our collective throats. And of course, they've subcontraced the MSM to help them do it.

[Choke on the Hillary in your collective throats!]

Sad to say, I don't like her enough to defend her when the hate fest revs in gear. And, I would never vote for either.

[HILLARY vs CHENEY = GOP LANDSLIDE]

We need her but we are too goddam stupid to elect her, so we don't deserve her.

[Hillary is just TOO GOOD for us. We don’t deserve her. Also we don’t deserve that other candidate for sainthood---Andy Stephenson.]

actually, technically, she is a horrendous speaker that has never squelched the "ah" impulse.

[Ah. You know, Hillary, um, does seem to, you know, have that, ah, problem.]

What if it was MCCain vs Clark. That would be interesting.

[About as realistic as Andy Stephenson’s pancreatic cancer. 2008 will be Hillary vs Cheney. Count on it.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: andyscam; andystephenson; dummies; hillary2008; hillaryclinton
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To: gate2wire
Thank you and thanks for the encouragement.

One of the reasons I decided to get very serious about quitting was because I had a cancer scare myself. My doctor had my procedure scheduled for the next week even though my biopsy results weren't back yet. It can always be canceled! My doctor wasn't gonna mess around. That's what is the strangest part of this Andy thing to me. The waiting around just doesn't make sense to me.

941 posted on 06/06/2005 10:15:47 AM PDT by jennyjenny
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To: jennyjenny

I understand. Anytime cancer-related concerns have popped up with anyone I know, there was no screwing around. Always quick procedures.


942 posted on 06/06/2005 10:20:21 AM PDT by gate2wire (We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
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To: franksolich

Frank,
Is scamdy.com shut down. I keep getting 404 error messages.

Any info appreciated..
I tried to register last week and now I cant even get to the site.


943 posted on 06/06/2005 10:21:49 AM PDT by MarineMom613
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To: franksolich

"My, My
My, My, My..."

Did you just read some of the speculation about you? LOL.


944 posted on 06/06/2005 10:22:29 AM PDT by gate2wire (We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
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To: MarineMom613

Not sure, madam.

Are we talking serious money, here, more than a mere $50,000?

At the same moment Scamdy went down, a most curious physical encounter in Maryland, with someone apparently from North Carolina.

Details to follow.

<<watching situation closely from crime-free Nebraska.


945 posted on 06/06/2005 10:24:23 AM PDT by franksolich (non-existent)
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To: franksolich
My, my, my, my, my.

My, my, my, my Sharona.

<<< can't get this song out of my head now.... Thanks a lot, Frank.

You probably get that all the time, don't you?

946 posted on 06/06/2005 10:27:19 AM PDT by jennyjenny
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To: franksolich

"a curious physical encounter in Maryland"
So that's what all the "My"s were for.

Man you have my curiosity up now.


947 posted on 06/06/2005 10:28:16 AM PDT by gate2wire (We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
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To: jennyjenny

Thanks a lot to you. Now you've done it to me. Smile.


948 posted on 06/06/2005 10:29:41 AM PDT by gate2wire (We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
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To: Allosaurs_r_us

Sorry, it took me a while to respond, had to go visit my doggie. Yes, I did get the info, thank you very much. I'm really trying to figure it out, I'm just a little slow (all right a lot slow), when it comes to all things computer. What I'm going to do is print out all your freepmails and see if I can sit at the computer and figure then out without blowing up my computer. ;)

I hope its okay if I can ask you any questions along the way?


949 posted on 06/06/2005 10:34:22 AM PDT by beandog (Bean the Real Dog -we love you - our hearts are breaking)
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To: jennyjenny
Maybe, Frank doesn't always mean what he says.

I think Frank speaks in code...

950 posted on 06/06/2005 10:35:00 AM PDT by Paradox (Who cares about his razor, I use Occam's Chainsaw!)
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To: franksolich
My, my, my, my, my.

Frank, if my wife teased as much as you did, I'd rape her!

951 posted on 06/06/2005 10:38:02 AM PDT by Paradox ("You may disapprove of what I say, but I will defend to your death my right to say it")
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To: commonguymd

Only one thing you forgot "priviledged LIBERAL white guy", who thinks socialized medicine is good for the masses but not for him. Other than that, point on.


952 posted on 06/06/2005 10:38:32 AM PDT by beandog (Bean the Real Dog -we love you - our hearts are breaking)
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To: gate2wire

Myyyyy-yy-yy-yy-yy, WHOA! Nun, nana, nun, nana, nun,na na na,na,na,na,nun...... everybody sing! hehehe.


953 posted on 06/06/2005 10:40:09 AM PDT by jennyjenny
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To: franksolich

You come right back here and tell us what happened to andyscam. LOL Please don't tell me the DUmmies were able to strong arm somebody into shutting it down. If so, they are really running scared. We still have misty memories site. Maybe we can move everything over there.

Looking forward to more of your my, my's. :)


954 posted on 06/06/2005 10:44:59 AM PDT by beandog (Bean the Real Dog -we love you - our hearts are breaking)
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To: franksolich
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Wow, I didn't think it could be fixed. I'm very glad to have "my" name back!

Note to self.....typing correctly is beneficial when you sign up for new sites! LOL

955 posted on 06/06/2005 10:45:12 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: Paradox
Frank, if my wife teased as much as you did, I'd rape her!

Because she would be "asking for it?" I don't know... I'm don't think that's funny.

956 posted on 06/06/2005 10:50:17 AM PDT by jennyjenny
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To: CaliGirl-R
It appears the only forum that is being moderated by CU people is the CU forum at Scamdy.com.

I hadn't noticed that. I have always learned my lessons the hard way. At least I'm running true to form. *sigh*

957 posted on 06/06/2005 10:50:35 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: CaliGirl-R

I didn't even know I got a post deleted. Cool. I've never had a post deleted before, never even thought I say something to get deleted. Oh well, it happens to the best of us. :) Of course, right now it looks like all our posts have gone up in smoke.

I'm surprised how many people at the vet hospital love their animals and are willing to do anything for them. It makes me feel there is still lots of hope for my fellow man.


958 posted on 06/06/2005 10:51:42 AM PDT by beandog (Bean the Real Dog -we love you - our hearts are breaking)
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To: MarineMom613

Might be a DOS attack by DUmmies to knock it offline.


959 posted on 06/06/2005 10:51:51 AM PDT by nonkultur
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To: nonkultur

Censorship from the DUmmies.

How profound....

I hope Misty's site is safe.


960 posted on 06/06/2005 10:54:41 AM PDT by MarineMom613
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