Posted on 06/03/2005 7:16:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Has Andy Stephenson entered a DUmmieland Witness Protection Program? For the past few days, ever since Andy began publicly harassing the relatives of Bev Harris by posting their names and personal information about them, Scamdy has DISAPPEARED. In fact ALL MENTION in Dummieland about Scamdy’s “pancreatic cancer” has disappeared and if any there are so bold as to post any reference to Scamdy, Skinner immediately sends it down the Memory Pitt. As to Pied Piper Pitt, following his much ballyhooed posting of documents “proving” that Scamdy did indeed have pancreatic cancer, he has retracted his head into his turtle shell and REFUSES to further comment about those documents. One big reason is that those documents Pitt posted accurately predicted in an April 27 FAX that Scamdy would have surgery during the week of May 23 even though at the time of the FAX the surgery was still scheduled for May 10 and wasn’t rescheduled until almost 2 weeks after the FAX was sent. Right now the DUmmies are hoping that the whole Andy Stephenson Situation (as Skinner called it) would just go away. Unfortunately for Dummieland, the DUmmie FUnnies will STILL shine the light on this scandal which demonstrates what a bunch of dim-witted gullible fools the DUmmies were. Until Scamdy or Skinner or Pitt makes a full public confession (or are indicted) the DUmmie FUnnies will consistently hammer the DUmmies on this subject in all future DUmmie FUnnies. This edition of the DUmmie FUnnies based on a DUmmie THREAD titled, “Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?” will continue smoking out the DUmmies on this point. As usual the DUmmie postings still in Scamdy Denial are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, about to reveal some inside political info he recently received, is in the [brackets]:
Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?
[Consider it payback for talking us into nominating Bob Dole in 1996. Bob Dole didn’t so much run to win as to merely build up his resume. Somehow this latter seemed very important to Dole in his future career of doing Penile Erectile Dysfunction commercials on TV. At least we have no doubt that Dole suffered from this problem (no one admits to this condition unless they really had it) but we STILL don’t know what sort of medical problem Andy Stephenson had although it was almost certainly NOT pancreatic cancer.]
I think she would be an awful candidate. She's not that great a speaker, clearly not at all concerned about corporate power, posturing more and more "moderate" all of the time. The Senate alone has at least a dozen other Democrats who would make better candidates than her.
[All the more reason why Karl Rove has designated her as your ’08 nominee.]
But the GOP is licking its fetid chops, man. They can just about taste the hatefest they would enjoy if she were running. There would be no holds barred on the calumny and slander that they would rain down on her.
[Karl Rove has put out a directive to NOT accuse Hillary of faking a pancreatic cancer operation. Something like that is OFF-LIMITS.]
They are walking a fine line, though. Having demonized her for more than 10 years now, they need to talk Democrats into getting her through the primaries, so they have to cool it down a bit and talk about what a great potential candidate she would be. David Broder put up a column not too long ago just like that.
[Psst! Why do you think the Bushes and Bill Clinton are acting like buddies now? It’s all part of the Rovian Master Plan.]
But they can't stop talking about her. Both Hannity & Colmes and Bill O'Rodent had segments on her Tuesday night. What other Democratic politician gets so much attention from those loons?
[Kerry recently got a flurry of press attention when he FINALLY signed his Form 180 to release his military records to the public. Yes, he FINALLY signed Form 180 and now we are waiting for him to FINALLY drop that signed form in the mail.]
Thinking "well, if the GOP hates her so much, they must be afraid of her, therefore she would be a great candidate" is the trap the Democrats cannot, must not, walk into. Step away. This will be the most important national IQ test for the Democrats in a long time.
[I am SO CONFIDENT of the low DUmmie IQ that I can flat out state the Rovian Game Plan without the slightest fear that you DUmmies can do anything about it. Hey! If you were DUmb enough to send in your money to Andy Stephenson for a phony pancreatic cancer operation then you certainly will easily be manipulated by Karl Rove despite advance warning.]
Having said all that, I'd vote for her in a heartbeat next to any GOP candidate. But please Lahd, and all my fellow Democrats, please don't let it come to that.
[It WILL come to it. And now to announce the ULTIMATE DUmmie nightmare, DUmmie ProfessorPlum. Not only is Karl Rove saddling you with Hillary but the GOP candidate for ’08 has already been decided upon---Dick Cheney. You think that Bob Woodward story about Cheney being drafted in ’08 was just idle speculation? A Republican Deep Throat handed that story to Woodward to pass along. The fact is if Cheney’s doctors give him the go-ahead and IF Cheney is convinced there is a groundswell of support for him, he WILL run in ’08. Look forward to a CONTINUATION of the Bush policies following the next election.]
condi vs. mccain. rove attacks once again.
[Nope. Cheney vs McCain=Cheney Winner. Rove STRIKES again!]
Let them run their nutcase ... and we should pick someone sensible. I like HC, but she simply has no chance for victory. All the general polls do not change the fact that swing state voters will not bite.
[Nutcase McCain might run but he CAN’T win against Cheney. “President Cheney.” Prepare for those words, DUmmies.]
If the Democratic Party runs Hillary ( a pro-war neodem), it deserves to lose. But we don't. If we can't get the party to wake up, the real Democrats ought to put together their own ticket with real Democrats.
[Hillary WILL be your losing candidate. Live with it.]
the media and GOP dictated who our candidate would be and those fine tuned political machines in Iowa and New Hampshire went for it hook, line and sinker. *cough*assholes*cough* It's been interesting to watch the same exact process being put into motion yet again.
[Interesting and FUnnie to see the Democrats falling for it ONCE AGAIN. ’08 will be a DOUBLE WHAMMIE for you folks. Hillary as your losing nominee and Cheney as OUR President.]
Even if she doesn't run, the GOP will make money on the RW's fear that she will. That's why we're hearing so much about her right now.
[All part of the Vast Rovian Storm. Hillary’s name will raise TONS of money. However, she WILL be your nominee. Make no mistake about that. So Rove has said. So let it be done.]
I guess that now, they want to tout her as the be-all of candidates for Dems in 08. We need someone who can WIN and I'm not sure Hillary can - which is why I think they are trying to ram her down our collective throats. And of course, they've subcontraced the MSM to help them do it.
[Choke on the Hillary in your collective throats!]
Sad to say, I don't like her enough to defend her when the hate fest revs in gear. And, I would never vote for either.
[HILLARY vs CHENEY = GOP LANDSLIDE]
We need her but we are too goddam stupid to elect her, so we don't deserve her.
[Hillary is just TOO GOOD for us. We don’t deserve her. Also we don’t deserve that other candidate for sainthood---Andy Stephenson.]
actually, technically, she is a horrendous speaker that has never squelched the "ah" impulse.
[Ah. You know, Hillary, um, does seem to, you know, have that, ah, problem.]
What if it was MCCain vs Clark. That would be interesting.
[About as realistic as Andy Stephenson’s pancreatic cancer. 2008 will be Hillary vs Cheney. Count on it.]
I had no doubt that gardencatz's site is safe I was just amused by the bold statement of fact...."I will have it shut down" BWAHAHA
Frank, we will still have the DUmmie FUnnies, won't we?!
The tin foil hats are coming out, lol.
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191. I would be SHOCKED if they weren't being funded by
the right wing -- maybe under a little project aimed at discrediting a)election reform or b)liberal web sites.
Craziness can only take a person so far.
Money can drive a long, long trip into the void.
We may never know, but as a poster pointed out to me on another thread, Weather Underground was packed with agents provocateur. It's a familiar modus operandi.
There's too much weird crap for it to be the same old circular firing squad we're all familiar with.
I call foul.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3786329
(I call it as too much fun. - JLO)
The DUmmie FUnnies are a creation of P-J Comix, and much more better than what I could produce if I had ten times the brains and wit I currently have.
The DUmmie FUnnies are wholly separate from, not connected with, the Andy Information Center (www.scamdy.com)--it was just that P-J kindly allowed us to "use" the DUmmie FUnnies as a "platform" until we could get going in another arena.
The DUmmie FUnnies, with the largest ping list on Free Republic, have been around since circa late August 2004, and I must say if a book publisher is not paying attention, well, he is missing out on making some big bucks.
I encourage you to join the DUmmie FUnnies, sir; just ask P-J Comix to put you on his very long ping list.
The DUmmie FUnnies never fail to amuse and illuminate, and I wish in my own writing, I could do a tenth as well as the always-brilliant, always-witty, always entertaining, P-J Comix.
The DUmmies are now alleging that the "Andy Resource Center" (or whatever it is I have monickered it) is funded by the vast right-wing conspiracy.
No, they got that all wrong, all wrong.
Since the DUmmies are blaming scamdy.com on Bev Harris, should it not occur to them that she is funding it through.....donations given by the DUmmies--that these are DUmmie dollars being spent to expose fraud and deceit?
DUmmies tend to be half-baked potatoes.
Oh, I'm not saying he was telling the truth. I just recall a thread at DU that was talking about his sister not helping him. Geez, louise. LOL
You have some Dummie Alert fans over at Scamdy.
http://forum.scamdy.com/viewtopic.php?p=168#168
There is a lot of talent here at FR.
I didn't think you were saying that, I was just trying to make a joke. I knew CaliGirl would never believe what Andy had to say. Sorry :)
Umm....Dick Cheney sent this month's check to my addy by mistake. Should I forward it to you or to PJ?
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the Andy forumS
as promised............ scamdy.com
and ............. silenceofthescams
don't freak folks...it's just an annoucement and will be gone MONDAY.
gee....who would have thought that there would be more than one new forum/sites spawned by this issue....
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No kidding! "I will have it shut down!" LOL
Me thinks he was hittin' the moonshine and feelin' 10 feet tall and bulletproof.
LOL!
-or- Lousy FReeper Troll! LOL
Thanks. My Daughter is fine, and my Granddaughter is fine also. They should come home on Mon. or Tue.
I tell you what--those guys building the web-site (P-J Comix, Bev Harris, Sam Hill, &c., &c., &c.) are filling it up good now.
Just a few hours ago, it was like an empty building meant to be a library.
Now there's been tons and tons of "books" hauled into it, and so finally at last it's filling up good.
Whoever's doing this is doing one impressive job.
Congratulations!
Nice to see that things are ticking along since I've been out most of the day. Sad things going on in my house so it's great to get back and have a few laughs at the DUmmies expense. I see the DUmmies are still in the threatening mood. Somebody should tell the DUmmies to give it up they couldn't find their way out of a paperbag.
So far in the past couple of days I've been told by BenBurch that I shouldn't call the DUmmies, DUmmies and Scamdy, Scamdy at misty memories site. Today at scamdy.com I got a few noses out of joint with my unglowing report of CU. My work is done. LOL
I can't believe a CU mod came over to the scamdy site either.
Is that ridiculous or what? What was the point? LOL.
I guess DarkHolio just had to tell us one MORE time how bored he is with the topic!
Typical difference between Dumbocrats and Republicans. When was the last time you remember the Dumbocrats giving up one of theirs? 3..2..1..0... Thought so.. never. They stood behind Clintoon in lock step. In the opposite, remember that Nixon resigned because of the threat of impeachment which had the backing of Republican Senators and Representatives.
It isn't what they did, it's which party they belong to.
The very same way the teamsters worship the ground that Jimmy Hoffa walked on. He was a crook of the highest order. Stole pension funds etc. etc. But the teamsters and 99% of the other unions were lock step behind him all the way. Same 'one of ours' mentality.
What really ticked me off was another CUer trying to tell me what I could and could not say. Not allowed to critize CU anywhere I guess.
I thought it was funny when DH said he would stay for a short time and then he was leaving for good. Seems they can dish it out but they can't take it. LOL
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