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DUmmie FUnnies 06-03-05 ("Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 3, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/03/2005 7:16:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: CAluvdubya
Don't forget he belted out his show tune with a fresh 18" abdominal incision!

"Just a flesh wound! And now for my next number. . . ."

601 posted on 06/04/2005 4:36:45 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson ("Politicize My Plight!!!" --Andy Stephenson)
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To: imskylark

Maybe their tinfoil hats are on too tight.


602 posted on 06/04/2005 4:36:51 PM PDT by darkangel82
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To: Chappaquiddick Crawdad

No, I am not computer-savvy.

About one week into what the Grand DUmbo "Skinner" calls "the Andy situation," I began noticing similarities in vocabulary and posting--there is such a thing as "vocabularial fingerprints," but it is alas an inexact science--and started comparing.

And then when Amityschild started putting DUmmieland onto Excel, it further confirmed.

On the Head of St. John the Baptist, sir, I swear that I could not google myself out of a cardboard box, and so no illicit means were used to determine this; just straight up-front speculative analyis of superficial evidence.


603 posted on 06/04/2005 4:36:54 PM PDT by franksolich (non-existent)
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To: CAluvdubya
Don't forget he belted out his show tune with a fresh 18" abdominal incision!

He's the Abdominal Showman.

604 posted on 06/04/2005 4:37:55 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (A good pun is its own reword.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Quite witty as usual. "Abdominal Snowman"! Hahaha!


605 posted on 06/04/2005 4:39:59 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: CAluvdubya

The one that got locked was the one where the snitch came in and said tombstoned DUmmies had emailed him about joining in on the fun but he had declined. Are there any that don't get locked.


606 posted on 06/04/2005 4:42:40 PM PDT by beandog (The only time I was wrong was the time I thought I was wrong)
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To: beandog

What was I thinking?????This is how it goes..."Has anybody heard from An.....THIS THREAD IS LOCKED!"


607 posted on 06/04/2005 4:46:16 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: PJ-Comix

: Huh? I had nothing to do with setting up Scamdy.Com. Just now reading about them getting riled up"

I know you had nothing to do with it, anybody with half a brain probably knows that. But the DUmmie somehow felt you did it because you were the first to use "Scamdy".

Dummie logic.


608 posted on 06/04/2005 4:48:23 PM PDT by ScubaGuy
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To: CAluvdubya

"They are on the "case" now. they have a credit card number to follow! Simplicity in all it's glory!"

Funny thing is that they only have that a credit card was used. The ISP will never tell anybody what the card number is.


609 posted on 06/04/2005 4:50:03 PM PDT by ScubaGuy
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To: ScubaGuy

You could add all the DUmmie brains together and you'd probably only get half a brain.


610 posted on 06/04/2005 4:52:53 PM PDT by beandog (The only time I was wrong was the time I thought I was wrong)
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To: ScubaGuy; franksolich
After much thought, I have figured out that the credit card will be traced back to EarlG. You see, EarlG is very angry that he got demoted. You might think that good ol' Earl wouldn't want a scam to be uncovered, as that would make him be in bigger trouble than before.

But EarlG just doesn't think that far ahead. He has revenge in his head and well......you just can't expect him to think logically!

611 posted on 06/04/2005 4:54:57 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: CAluvdubya

Yeah, alas the 5th Assistant Grand DUmmie "EarlG."

It was the 2nd Assistant Grand DUmmie "EarlG" who gave the DUmmiette "sfexpat2000" permission to have one fund-raising thread (but the Andyites sneaked in a few more, with the help of the DUmmie Punidiot "William Pitt").

I think the then-Grand DUmmie "Skinner" and the Assistant Grand DUmmie "Elad" were out of the office or something, that day.....and it's probably going to be a very long time before they ever leave the now-5th Assistant Grand DUmmie "EarlG" in the office alone, because of his catastrophic error in good judgement.


612 posted on 06/04/2005 5:04:40 PM PDT by franksolich (non-existent)
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To: All

Ben Burch starts his own little fundraiser. The Modstapo is not amused.


benburch Donating member (1000+ posts)
Sat Jun-04-05 06:55 PM
Original message
Your membership in the DU Elite will be cancelled unless...

You go to this thread;

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

And then donate at least $1 to the Guy James Show.

As the gatekeeper of the DU Elite, I take my responsibility seriously to make sure that only the most "in" of "the in crowd" is allowed the coveted Aura of Greatness.

You've been warned!


Melodybe Donating member (1000+ posts)
Sat Jun-04-05 06:58 PM
Response to Original message
1. Or add something to the Democratic Contract with America,
Edited on Sat Jun-04-05 06:59 PM by Melodybe

or sign John Conyers letter, or help with the Millions Against the Media March (Wed., Fed. 1, 2006).

Guy James rocks we need more like him, donate if you can. There is so much more to do than just sit on your butt and type.


Moderator (1000+ posts)
Sat Jun-04-05 07:05 PM
Response to Original message
2. Locking, Fund raising must be approved by the Administrators n/t



http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3786676


613 posted on 06/04/2005 5:05:57 PM PDT by MisterRepublican ("First of all, I'm not going to apologize for asking these questions."-William Rivers Pitt)
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To: franksolich
My ex boyfriend was married to one............11 ex husbands - no way to track the ex boyfriends.
 
Oh my indeed..........11 ex husbansds????????????????? All I can say is WOW!

614 posted on 06/04/2005 5:07:51 PM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us (for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
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To: All

Oh man this is getting serious now.

Ben Burch has the FBI on the case. I can just picture how the conversation went.

FBI: FBI agent Smith here, how can I help you.
Ben: I need to place a compalint about some serious laws that have been broken.
FBI: Okay sir, I need some details.
Ben: Well there's this web site that's making fun of us any they used other pictures from the web and I'm sure some law was broken.
FBI: What's the name of the web site sir?
Ben: Scamdy.com
FBI (laughter in backround) Oh that site, yes sir we're already investigating.
Ben: That's great, what have you found out?
FBI: Well we don't have all the details yet.
Ben: are you going to make an arrest?
FBI: Were planning on doing something soon.
Ben: When, when...This is urgent, I mean were talking attempted murder here.
FBI: I'm not sure that wire fraud counts as murder, and the suspect is somewhere in Maryland right now so we should have him soon.

(Click)


615 posted on 06/04/2005 5:07:58 PM PDT by ScubaGuy
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To: CAluvdubya

To be a psychiatrist in [DUmmyLand] is to be an expert on paranoia, whether you meant to be or not.
--Paraphrase of a quote from the movie Citizen X about the hunt for Andrei Chikatilo

I don't know, somehow that quote just fits. To be an observer of DUmmyLand is to be an expert in paranoia, grifting, backstabbing, etc. whether you meant to be or not.


616 posted on 06/04/2005 5:08:06 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (They're not people, they're hippies! --Eric Cartman)
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To: MisterRepublican

Another lock but not deleted. That way they can have another fundraiser without acually having a fundraiser.


617 posted on 06/04/2005 5:08:41 PM PDT by beandog (The only time I was wrong was the time I thought I was wrong)
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To: ScubaGuy

I feel sorry for the FBI. How many times a day do you think the DUmmies call the FBI cause it sure sounds like they do it all the time.


618 posted on 06/04/2005 5:11:03 PM PDT by beandog (The only time I was wrong was the time I thought I was wrong)
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To: Duke Nukum; All
Is that close?

This is a PS. Yes, a misunderstanding on my end. Sorry to all for any confusion! Regarding the photo on my profile page - if you right-click and look at the properties and go there, and then backtrack on that URL, that's the originator. I just 'borrowed' the photo.

619 posted on 06/04/2005 5:12:05 PM PDT by JLO
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To: ScubaGuy
I thought Ben said he couldn't get in touch with the Feds cause they "work banker's hours."

The Feds work banker's hours? Oh yeah, Ben is talking to the authorities alright.
620 posted on 06/04/2005 5:14:30 PM PDT by MisterRepublican ("First of all, I'm not going to apologize for asking these questions."-William Rivers Pitt)
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