Posted on 06/03/2005 7:16:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
"Just a flesh wound! And now for my next number. . . ."
Maybe their tinfoil hats are on too tight.
No, I am not computer-savvy.
About one week into what the Grand DUmbo "Skinner" calls "the Andy situation," I began noticing similarities in vocabulary and posting--there is such a thing as "vocabularial fingerprints," but it is alas an inexact science--and started comparing.
And then when Amityschild started putting DUmmieland onto Excel, it further confirmed.
On the Head of St. John the Baptist, sir, I swear that I could not google myself out of a cardboard box, and so no illicit means were used to determine this; just straight up-front speculative analyis of superficial evidence.
He's the Abdominal Showman.
Quite witty as usual. "Abdominal Snowman"! Hahaha!
The one that got locked was the one where the snitch came in and said tombstoned DUmmies had emailed him about joining in on the fun but he had declined. Are there any that don't get locked.
What was I thinking?????This is how it goes..."Has anybody heard from An.....THIS THREAD IS LOCKED!"
: Huh? I had nothing to do with setting up Scamdy.Com. Just now reading about them getting riled up"
I know you had nothing to do with it, anybody with half a brain probably knows that. But the DUmmie somehow felt you did it because you were the first to use "Scamdy".
Dummie logic.
"They are on the "case" now. they have a credit card number to follow! Simplicity in all it's glory!"
Funny thing is that they only have that a credit card was used. The ISP will never tell anybody what the card number is.
You could add all the DUmmie brains together and you'd probably only get half a brain.
But EarlG just doesn't think that far ahead. He has revenge in his head and well......you just can't expect him to think logically!
Yeah, alas the 5th Assistant Grand DUmmie "EarlG."
It was the 2nd Assistant Grand DUmmie "EarlG" who gave the DUmmiette "sfexpat2000" permission to have one fund-raising thread (but the Andyites sneaked in a few more, with the help of the DUmmie Punidiot "William Pitt").
I think the then-Grand DUmmie "Skinner" and the Assistant Grand DUmmie "Elad" were out of the office or something, that day.....and it's probably going to be a very long time before they ever leave the now-5th Assistant Grand DUmmie "EarlG" in the office alone, because of his catastrophic error in good judgement.
Ben Burch starts his own little fundraiser. The Modstapo is not amused.
benburch Donating member (1000+ posts)
Sat Jun-04-05 06:55 PM
Original message
Your membership in the DU Elite will be cancelled unless...
You go to this thread;
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...
And then donate at least $1 to the Guy James Show.
As the gatekeeper of the DU Elite, I take my responsibility seriously to make sure that only the most "in" of "the in crowd" is allowed the coveted Aura of Greatness.
You've been warned!
Melodybe Donating member (1000+ posts)
Sat Jun-04-05 06:58 PM
Response to Original message
1. Or add something to the Democratic Contract with America,
Edited on Sat Jun-04-05 06:59 PM by Melodybe
or sign John Conyers letter, or help with the Millions Against the Media March (Wed., Fed. 1, 2006).
Guy James rocks we need more like him, donate if you can. There is so much more to do than just sit on your butt and type.
Moderator (1000+ posts)
Sat Jun-04-05 07:05 PM
Response to Original message
2. Locking, Fund raising must be approved by the Administrators n/t
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3786676
Oh man this is getting serious now.
Ben Burch has the FBI on the case. I can just picture how the conversation went.
FBI: FBI agent Smith here, how can I help you.
Ben: I need to place a compalint about some serious laws that have been broken.
FBI: Okay sir, I need some details.
Ben: Well there's this web site that's making fun of us any they used other pictures from the web and I'm sure some law was broken.
FBI: What's the name of the web site sir?
Ben: Scamdy.com
FBI (laughter in backround) Oh that site, yes sir we're already investigating.
Ben: That's great, what have you found out?
FBI: Well we don't have all the details yet.
Ben: are you going to make an arrest?
FBI: Were planning on doing something soon.
Ben: When, when...This is urgent, I mean were talking attempted murder here.
FBI: I'm not sure that wire fraud counts as murder, and the suspect is somewhere in Maryland right now so we should have him soon.
(Click)
To be a psychiatrist in [DUmmyLand] is to be an expert on paranoia, whether you meant to be or not.
--Paraphrase of a quote from the movie Citizen X about the hunt for Andrei Chikatilo
I don't know, somehow that quote just fits. To be an observer of DUmmyLand is to be an expert in paranoia, grifting, backstabbing, etc. whether you meant to be or not.
Another lock but not deleted. That way they can have another fundraiser without acually having a fundraiser.
I feel sorry for the FBI. How many times a day do you think the DUmmies call the FBI cause it sure sounds like they do it all the time.
This is a PS. Yes, a misunderstanding on my end. Sorry to all for any confusion! Regarding the photo on my profile page - if you right-click and look at the properties and go there, and then backtrack on that URL, that's the originator. I just 'borrowed' the photo.
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