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DUmmie FUnnies 06-03-05 ("Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 3, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/03/2005 7:16:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Has Andy Stephenson entered a DUmmieland Witness Protection Program? For the past few days, ever since Andy began publicly harassing the relatives of Bev Harris by posting their names and personal information about them, Scamdy has DISAPPEARED. In fact ALL MENTION in Dummieland about Scamdy’s “pancreatic cancer” has disappeared and if any there are so bold as to post any reference to Scamdy, Skinner immediately sends it down the Memory Pitt. As to Pied Piper Pitt, following his much ballyhooed posting of documents “proving” that Scamdy did indeed have pancreatic cancer, he has retracted his head into his turtle shell and REFUSES to further comment about those documents. One big reason is that those documents Pitt posted accurately predicted in an April 27 FAX that Scamdy would have surgery during the week of May 23 even though at the time of the FAX the surgery was still scheduled for May 10 and wasn’t rescheduled until almost 2 weeks after the FAX was sent. Right now the DUmmies are hoping that the whole Andy Stephenson Situation (as Skinner called it) would just go away. Unfortunately for Dummieland, the DUmmie FUnnies will STILL shine the light on this scandal which demonstrates what a bunch of dim-witted gullible fools the DUmmies were. Until Scamdy or Skinner or Pitt makes a full public confession (or are indicted) the DUmmie FUnnies will consistently hammer the DUmmies on this subject in all future DUmmie FUnnies. This edition of the DUmmie FUnnies based on a DUmmie THREAD titled, “Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?” will continue smoking out the DUmmies on this point. As usual the DUmmie postings still in Scamdy Denial are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, about to reveal some inside political info he recently received, is in the [brackets]:

Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?

[Consider it payback for talking us into nominating Bob Dole in 1996. Bob Dole didn’t so much run to win as to merely build up his resume. Somehow this latter seemed very important to Dole in his future career of doing Penile Erectile Dysfunction commercials on TV. At least we have no doubt that Dole suffered from this problem (no one admits to this condition unless they really had it) but we STILL don’t know what sort of medical problem Andy Stephenson had although it was almost certainly NOT pancreatic cancer.]

I think she would be an awful candidate. She's not that great a speaker, clearly not at all concerned about corporate power, posturing more and more "moderate" all of the time. The Senate alone has at least a dozen other Democrats who would make better candidates than her.

[All the more reason why Karl Rove has designated her as your ’08 nominee.]

But the GOP is licking its fetid chops, man. They can just about taste the hatefest they would enjoy if she were running. There would be no holds barred on the calumny and slander that they would rain down on her.

[Karl Rove has put out a directive to NOT accuse Hillary of faking a pancreatic cancer operation. Something like that is OFF-LIMITS.]

They are walking a fine line, though. Having demonized her for more than 10 years now, they need to talk Democrats into getting her through the primaries, so they have to cool it down a bit and talk about what a great potential candidate she would be. David Broder put up a column not too long ago just like that.

[Psst! Why do you think the Bushes and Bill Clinton are acting like buddies now? It’s all part of the Rovian Master Plan.]

But they can't stop talking about her. Both Hannity & Colmes and Bill O'Rodent had segments on her Tuesday night. What other Democratic politician gets so much attention from those loons?

[Kerry recently got a flurry of press attention when he FINALLY signed his Form 180 to release his military records to the public. Yes, he FINALLY signed Form 180 and now we are waiting for him to FINALLY drop that signed form in the mail.]

Thinking "well, if the GOP hates her so much, they must be afraid of her, therefore she would be a great candidate" is the trap the Democrats cannot, must not, walk into. Step away. This will be the most important national IQ test for the Democrats in a long time.

[I am SO CONFIDENT of the low DUmmie IQ that I can flat out state the Rovian Game Plan without the slightest fear that you DUmmies can do anything about it. Hey! If you were DUmb enough to send in your money to Andy Stephenson for a phony pancreatic cancer operation then you certainly will easily be manipulated by Karl Rove despite advance warning.]

Having said all that, I'd vote for her in a heartbeat next to any GOP candidate. But please Lahd, and all my fellow Democrats, please don't let it come to that.

[It WILL come to it. And now to announce the ULTIMATE DUmmie nightmare, DUmmie ProfessorPlum. Not only is Karl Rove saddling you with Hillary but the GOP candidate for ’08 has already been decided upon---Dick Cheney. You think that Bob Woodward story about Cheney being drafted in ’08 was just idle speculation? A Republican Deep Throat handed that story to Woodward to pass along. The fact is if Cheney’s doctors give him the go-ahead and IF Cheney is convinced there is a groundswell of support for him, he WILL run in ’08. Look forward to a CONTINUATION of the Bush policies following the next election.]

condi vs. mccain. rove attacks once again.

[Nope. Cheney vs McCain=Cheney Winner. Rove STRIKES again!]

Let them run their nutcase ... and we should pick someone sensible. I like HC, but she simply has no chance for victory. All the general polls do not change the fact that swing state voters will not bite.

[Nutcase McCain might run but he CAN’T win against Cheney. “President Cheney.” Prepare for those words, DUmmies.]

If the Democratic Party runs Hillary ( a pro-war neodem), it deserves to lose. But we don't. If we can't get the party to wake up, the real Democrats ought to put together their own ticket with real Democrats.

[Hillary WILL be your losing candidate. Live with it.]

the media and GOP dictated who our candidate would be and those fine tuned political machines in Iowa and New Hampshire went for it hook, line and sinker. *cough*assholes*cough* It's been interesting to watch the same exact process being put into motion yet again.

[Interesting and FUnnie to see the Democrats falling for it ONCE AGAIN. ’08 will be a DOUBLE WHAMMIE for you folks. Hillary as your losing nominee and Cheney as OUR President.]

Even if she doesn't run, the GOP will make money on the RW's fear that she will. That's why we're hearing so much about her right now.

[All part of the Vast Rovian Storm. Hillary’s name will raise TONS of money. However, she WILL be your nominee. Make no mistake about that. So Rove has said. So let it be done.]

I guess that now, they want to tout her as the be-all of candidates for Dems in 08. We need someone who can WIN and I'm not sure Hillary can - which is why I think they are trying to ram her down our collective throats. And of course, they've subcontraced the MSM to help them do it.

[Choke on the Hillary in your collective throats!]

Sad to say, I don't like her enough to defend her when the hate fest revs in gear. And, I would never vote for either.

[HILLARY vs CHENEY = GOP LANDSLIDE]

We need her but we are too goddam stupid to elect her, so we don't deserve her.

[Hillary is just TOO GOOD for us. We don’t deserve her. Also we don’t deserve that other candidate for sainthood---Andy Stephenson.]

actually, technically, she is a horrendous speaker that has never squelched the "ah" impulse.

[Ah. You know, Hillary, um, does seem to, you know, have that, ah, problem.]

What if it was MCCain vs Clark. That would be interesting.

[About as realistic as Andy Stephenson’s pancreatic cancer. 2008 will be Hillary vs Cheney. Count on it.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: andyscam; andystephenson; dummies; hillary2008; hillaryclinton
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To: txradioguy
I am wondering if any other DUmmies wants to hold a fund-raiser on DU. It seems to me Skins would have trouble denying that privilege to any other DUmmie, now.

Why not hold a weekly DU-A-Thon for any DUmmie that asks for one?
441 posted on 06/04/2005 6:11:14 AM PDT by MisterRepublican ("First of all, I'm not going to apologize for asking these questions."-William Rivers Pitt)
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To: MikeinIraq

Don't remember all the details but I seem to recall some bad feelings about the way Cal Sr. was fired as head coach.
Cal Sr. represented Baltimore baseball.


442 posted on 06/04/2005 6:11:27 AM PDT by gate2wire (We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
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To: gate2wire

head coach= manager, sheesh.


443 posted on 06/04/2005 6:12:40 AM PDT by gate2wire (We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
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To: txradioguy

Ooooooops.

Half-asleep this morning.

It's supposed to be "www.scamdy.com," not as headlined above.

Sorry everybody, but worked all night.


444 posted on 06/04/2005 6:13:43 AM PDT by franksolich (at wits' ends)
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To: All

Ok is it just me or is anyone else having trouble getting into the scamdy.com website?


445 posted on 06/04/2005 6:14:34 AM PDT by txradioguy (In Memory Of My Friend 1SG Tim Millsap A Co. 70th Eng Bn ...K.I.A. 25 April 2005)
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To: gate2wire

but Cal Sr wasn't the head coach ever again after 1988.

He was fired as the 3rd base coach, but that was just one thing on the list. Besides Cal Sr wanted to retire at that point anyway.

And Yes he also represented Baltimore baseball and what hard work will do for you.


446 posted on 06/04/2005 6:15:13 AM PDT by MikefromOhio (www.huntershope.org)
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To: txradioguy

That's odd; I got right on.

But still some construction going on, so perhaps a problem?

<<knows nothing whatsoever about making web-sites.


447 posted on 06/04/2005 6:16:28 AM PDT by franksolich (at wits' ends)
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To: MisterRepublican

Well let's not forget that right on the heels of this Scamdy thing...$kimmer held the annual "send me on vacation" fundraiser.

So IMHO the DUmp is too stupid to stop giving good money after bad.


448 posted on 06/04/2005 6:16:29 AM PDT by txradioguy (In Memory Of My Friend 1SG Tim Millsap A Co. 70th Eng Bn ...K.I.A. 25 April 2005)
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To: franksolich

I've registered twice and each time I've had to re-register when I go back to the site and try to log in.


449 posted on 06/04/2005 6:17:29 AM PDT by txradioguy (In Memory Of My Friend 1SG Tim Millsap A Co. 70th Eng Bn ...K.I.A. 25 April 2005)
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To: MikeinIraq

I hate to say it but I started losing interest after Angelos bought the team. Jr.'s career was one of the few things worth following.


450 posted on 06/04/2005 6:18:23 AM PDT by gate2wire (We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
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To: gate2wire

Same thing here. That and I moved to Ohio and couldn't get HTS anymore....

I wish I could be growing up right now where I did back in the 90s. I would be playing in Cal Ripken baseball :)


451 posted on 06/04/2005 6:19:32 AM PDT by MikefromOhio (www.huntershope.org)
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To: txradioguy
I've registered twice and each time I've had to re-register when I go back to the site and try to log in.

AndyScam said in his post on CU that you will be able to register this afternoon...the site is not fully functional right now..
452 posted on 06/04/2005 6:19:38 AM PDT by ReeWalker (Life isn't fair...GET USED TO IT!!!)
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To: txradioguy

Later today.

Or, like in the middle of the night, where you're at.

Sorry for the delay, but (a) I took my foot out of my mouth last night and Howard Hughesed the announcement and (b) the site has "special features" that demand some tinkering.

The fault is mine entirely; I just jumped the gun.


453 posted on 06/04/2005 6:20:05 AM PDT by franksolich (at wits' ends)
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To: franksolich
I feel for Bev. Everything bad that happened to DUmmies used to be Bush's fault, now it's Bev's fault.

She is one powerful woman.

454 posted on 06/04/2005 6:22:01 AM PDT by NEPA
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To: MikeinIraq

Ha,
I drive by his stadium complex a couple times a week. Can you imagine playing in stadiums like that when you were a kid.
Amazing what he has done for little league baseball in the area.


455 posted on 06/04/2005 6:22:08 AM PDT by gate2wire (We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
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To: franksolich

Got it. Ok that's what AndyScam was talking about at CU...right before the thread announcing scamdy.com was locked by you know who.


456 posted on 06/04/2005 6:23:06 AM PDT by txradioguy (In Memory Of My Friend 1SG Tim Millsap A Co. 70th Eng Bn ...K.I.A. 25 April 2005)
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To: gate2wire

yeah I can imagine and I get goosebumps sometimes :)

Cal knows what baseball should be about. How many stories have you heard about little league parents wanting to kick the crap out of the umpires or the coaches or whatever.....for Cal it is about the kids having fun...


457 posted on 06/04/2005 6:26:24 AM PDT by MikefromOhio (www.huntershope.org)
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To: NEPA

You know, the DUmmies, especially the Andyites, have this "perceptual problem."

In their world, we do not exist.

In their world, Andyscam, Bev Harris, and the other conservative web-site exist.

So when something goes wrong for them, they blame it on those things they perceive as existing, and since we do not exist, they don't blame us.

For the record, between you and me, sir, Bev Harris has NEVER had anything to do with initiating any controversy about what the Grand DUmbo "Skinner" calls "the Andy situation."


458 posted on 06/04/2005 6:27:46 AM PDT by franksolich (at wits' ends)
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To: MikeinIraq

Now you have me reminiscing about the Orioles of the 60's and 70's. Brooks and Frank, Boog, the Blade- can't forget Chuck Thompson- "ain't the beer cold!!!"


459 posted on 06/04/2005 6:27:54 AM PDT by gate2wire (We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
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To: gate2wire

yeah...

I wasn't around to see Brooks or Frank or Boog play as I was born in 1980. But I do remember Frank Robinson as a manager....


460 posted on 06/04/2005 6:31:59 AM PDT by MikefromOhio (www.huntershope.org)
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