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DUmmie FUnnies 05-30-05 ("What do you love?" ---Pitt Posts "Trype" And Conspires With Scamdy)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 30, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/30/2005 8:21:59 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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Tomorrow is my birthday so I am expecting Mary Matalin to send me a present in the form of a DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for the related comix stories) deal. Yes, Mary, you can send my birthday present to: PJ-Comix

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 05/30/2005 8:22:00 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

Bump!


2 posted on 05/30/2005 8:22:55 AM PDT by Carling (FReemail me if you want articles that interest, well...me!)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 05/30/2005 8:25:17 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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4 posted on 05/30/2005 8:26:54 AM PDT by CONSERVE
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Didn't he steal this "essay" from Lisa Simpson?!!


5 posted on 05/30/2005 8:31:14 AM PDT by rockrr (Revote or Revolt! It's up to you Washington!)
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To: PJ-Comix

happy birthday!!


6 posted on 05/30/2005 8:33:43 AM PDT by MikefromOhio ( 1,000,000 Iraqi Dinar = 708.617 US Dollar - Get yours today)
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To: PJ-Comix

Happy Birthday PJ. May you have many many more.


7 posted on 05/30/2005 8:35:00 AM PDT by Ditter
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Boston, cold, rainy, hot, sunny, bitter and snowy altogether, with a confluence of 400 years of history marking the cracked streets.

Is that cracked streets or street crack??? What self absorbed drivel.

Pray for W and Our Troops

8 posted on 05/30/2005 8:35:08 AM PDT by bray (Pray for Iraq's Freedom from Mohammad)
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I am speechless.


9 posted on 05/30/2005 8:35:41 AM PDT by franksolich (crime never pays.)
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I had to stop reading half way through. How many people does he have living inside his head?


10 posted on 05/30/2005 8:36:56 AM PDT by Jaded (Hell sometimes has flourescent lighting and a trumpet.)
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To: PJ-Comix

happy Birthday PJ! Maybe for your birthday you will get a nice court summons, and be asked to be a guest on Court TV! then you can inform MM of your wonderful DUFU book (complete with CD Rom).


11 posted on 05/30/2005 8:38:46 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (Let's exercise the "Byrd" option!)
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He is the strongest, smartest, wisest, funniest and best person I will ever know.

Didn't he just say this about his mother, too? I hate superlatives that aren't really superlatives. There can't be two "bests".

Is this a symbol of lib "conflictedness"?

His essay almost seems OK until he disparages those "a??holes" who will go out with family and friends "to the cape" and get teary when they hear the national anthem. His hatred of common Americans is also "conflicted", of course, since he asks "Who do you love?" and then moans about his ancestors, and then he condemns the liberty for which they fought and calls the common man an a??hole.

The internal contradictions of contemporary liberalism is but the ploy of dialectical materialists to increase contradictions, I suppose, in the effort to radicalize the masses. They just don't get it: it doesn't work.

It would be sad if it weren't a threat to liberty. As it is, it is merely bombastic and vacuous rumination.

12 posted on 05/30/2005 8:42:13 AM PDT by TheGeezer
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You know, I have decided that when this is all said and done, to express my appreciation to P-J Comix, I shall send him all the documented physical evidence of the existence of a telegram that was sent, but which for some odd reason seems to be lost in the mail room at Johns Hopkins.

I "tracked" the Western Union telegram on the internet just a few hours ago, to determine if it had been "accepted, signed for" or "rejected, not signed for."

It is STILL neither.

Which leaves the third option, "returned to sender, not found at this address."

Hmmmmmmm.


13 posted on 05/30/2005 8:42:43 AM PDT by franksolich (crime never pays.)
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Does he ever figure out how to end it, or does he just keep saying, "What do you love? What do you fight for?" I'm not sure I've ever come across anyone who was so full of themselves than Pitt.


14 posted on 05/30/2005 8:44:02 AM PDT by jennyjenny
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To: CAluvdubya

A Scamdy Fraud trial would be HISTORIC in that it would be the first such trial in which the Internet and Blogs (specifically the DUFUs) played a CRUCIAL role in the arrest and conviction. I believe such a trial would REQUIRE the presence of a large monitor hooked to the internet in the courtroom in order to allow the jury to see the many postings here that can be used as evidence.


15 posted on 05/30/2005 8:44:24 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (N)
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Happy birthday PJ


16 posted on 05/30/2005 8:44:33 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (Send a message defeat (Pat) Dewine this June www.gobrinkman.com)
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BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH

Sorry, that's what I hear when Pitt 'speaks.'


17 posted on 05/30/2005 8:46:40 AM PDT by imskylark
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There is of course, a fourth option. The JH nurses (with nothing better to do, obviously) are hurriedly rushing Undie around the hospital, in his bed, from room to room, trying to "outrun" the delivery of the dreaded telegram. It is a scene reminiscent of The Godfather!
18 posted on 05/30/2005 8:47:51 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (Let's exercise the "Byrd" option!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Well, I have to go to a "Norwegian Days" festival in a small town about forty miles away from here, so I'll be gone some hours.

I surely hope nothing happens while I'm away--it seems like I miss out on all the good stuff.


19 posted on 05/30/2005 8:48:24 AM PDT by franksolich (P)
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I'm going to have to go shopping for proper courtroom attire. I want to sit in a front row seat!


20 posted on 05/30/2005 8:51:07 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (Let's exercise the "Byrd" option!)
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