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DUmmie FUnnies 05-26-05 ("My blog is under assault by the graveyard rats" ---Pitt)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 26, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/26/2005 8:59:14 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

As you can tell from the twinkle in his eyes and his ever moving eyebrows, Li’l Beaver is a rather impish critter. And today Li’l Beaver decided to smoke out a Rat by the name of William Rivers (Pied Piper) Pitt. Ever since Andy Stephenson’s operation yesterday at Johns Hopkins, there has been a blanket of silence in Dummieland thrown over the fact of whether or not he had surgery for Pancreatic Cancer. Every mention of “pancreatic cancer” in DUmmieland has been instantly deleted and thrown down the Memory Pitt by Skinner. Fortunately, a few such deleted posts have been preserved on the DUmmie FUnnies Free Republic thread for posterity. Meanwhile, Skinner’s STONEWALLING partner, Pied Piper Pitt, has maintained an eerie silence over the exact nature of Andy’s surgery. One would have expected that today Pitt would have POSTED something in his Blog about Andy but NO. Instead Pitt posted the usual Leftist bilge without the SLIGHTEST MENTION of Andy despite the fact that he finally completed his surgery. That is, Pitt didn’t mention Andy UNTIL Li’l Beaver set fire to Pitt’s Blog with his ever present cigar. Suddently Pitt’s Blog received more attention than ever before. Unfortunately for Pitt all the posts were requests that he come clean about the fact that he was shilling for weeks for an unnecessary Johns Hopkins operation for Andy. Yes, Andy could have gotten his surgery performed in Washington state but that would have precluded raising funds for which NO ACCOUNTABILITY was given in DUmmieland while Skinner sat helplessly by while the scam was being perpetrated. So since yesterday’s operation the words “Pancreatic Cancer” have become verboten in DUmmieWorld. However, thanx to Li’l Beaver’s successful effort to smoke out the one who spouts constantly with thesaurus inspired bloviations, Pitt has broken from the DUmmie game plan and flat out declared his unsupported belief in the pancreatic cancer scenario as you can see in his whining DUmmie THREAD whiningly titled, “My blog is under assault by the graveyard rats.” So let us now observe Pied Piper Pitt dashing from the heat of his Blog as he coughs up his latest erroneous Andy proclamation in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, dining on smoked rat, is in the [brackets]:

My blog is under assault by the graveyard rats

[No wonder your fellow students used to beat the crap out you on a regular basis back in the 8th grade, Pitt. They didn’t like sniveling crybabies. “WAAAAAAH!!! MOMMIE!!! MAKE THEM STOP REMINDING EVERYBODY ABOUT WHAT I SAID ABOUT ANDY’S PANCREATIC CANCER!!! WAAAAAH!!!”]

http://blog.pdamerica.org/?p=92

[Thanx for providing us with a link to your bloated blog, Pitt. Now let us go over there and see what all the sniveling is about.]

Update on the Andy Stephenson situation

[Actually there was NO update from you, Pitt, until you were SMOKED OUT.]

Yesterday, Andy went into surgery to remove his tumor. The surgery lasted 7.5 hours, and thankfully all of the tumor was extracted. The doctors also removed half of his pancreas. The tumor itself has been sent to a pathology lab to determine exactly what kind of cancer this was, which means Andy is not out of the woods yet. The cancer could be one of two kinds, and forgive me for not knowing the terms. One kind will mean Andy is looking at good health, and one kind means he will be facing more trouble in the future. We all have our fingers crossed for that pathology report, which should come sometime next week.

[Why the sudden indecisiveness as to the nature of Andy’s problem? Here is what you said on May 18 PDA Blog, Pitt: "I have come to a few absolutely concrete conclusions. First, Andy does in fact have pancreatic cancer…”]

I would like to take a moment now to speak a bit about the graveyard rats that have infested this blog….

[And forced me against my will to comment about Andy.]

If you scroll through the other blog posts here, you’ll see a bunch of empty entries by someone named ‘Anonymous.’ Before I cleaned up, these were posts left behind by ghouls who have stapled their reputations to the conspiracy theory that Andy did not have cancer and was scamming. They have been pushing this idea for weeks, and have only recently been forced to deal with the fact that their lies and unutterably disgusting motives have been exposed.

[“Ghouls” that broke through the DUmmie inspired blanket of silence as to the nature of Andy’s surgery. BTW, how do you even know whether or not Andy is scamming since you have NO INFORMATION as to how much Andy took in for his PANCREATIC CANCER operation. Since Andy’s pleas, aided by your cheerleading, appeared on over a hundred websites, those funds should add up to quite a chunk of change. Of course, you have NO IDEA of just how much that is.]

The confirmation provided by Skinner, administrator of DemocraticUnderground, the documentation I have seen with my own eyes which put the tab for this surgery at $50,000 and confirms that Andy does have pancreatic cancer, and the conversations I have had with Andy and the others in the hospital have left these graveyard rats standing in the ashes of their own lies.

[Um, actually NO Pitt. There was NO confirmation of pancreatic cancer by Skinner. In fact, not only did Skinner NOT mention pancreatic cancer but ALL REFERENCES to pancreatic cancer were quickly deleted in DUmmieland and tossed down the Memory Pitt. However, it is nice to know that you put your head on the chopping block, ONCE AGAIN, with your misinformed declaration that Andy had pancreatic cancer.]

This won’t stop them, though. I will delete any trolling they do in other threads here, but I will leave what they post in this one alone. You will get the chance to see what true wretchedness looks like when they post here, and they will, because their shabby reputations are in ruins and they stand today in disgrace.

[Wretched, wretched Freepers who dare to question the Ingsoc Party Line. Andy has pancreatic cancer. Andy has ALWAYS had pancreatic cancer. And the five fingers you see before you are really four fingers.]

Watch them. They are graveyard rats, and they make me hope devoutly that there is indeed an afterlife where the acts and actions of a lifetime are judged, and judged harshly.

[The only RAT I’m seeing right now, Pitt, is the Big RAT that got smoked out from his Party Line position of SILENCE a few hours ago. And now let us see what your fellow DUmmies in Dummieland are saying, Pitt..]

Last time Will posted about Andy. The comments were utterly vile. I can imagine what the deleted ones were like.

[They were horrible, HORRIBLE! They dared to question the DUmmie Ingsoc Party Line about NOT mentioning the words, “pancreatic cancer.”]

i'm not seeing comments

[You are also not seeing any mention by Skinner of the words, “pancreatic cancer.”]

Seriously, though, those are vile people.

[You mean the vile DUmmies who gloated over Laura Ingraham’s breast cancer in such a way that even Elizabeth Edwards was disgusted by them?]

They're deeply disturbed, inhumane, vindictive, pathetic losers Who have nothing better to do but plot against a hospital patient who's fighting for his life. It's inexplicable. I've never met anyone this cruel in real life. Who can explain it?

[I should be insulted by your remarks, DUmmie Stephanie but…]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1410544/posts?q=1&&page=764#764

[…You REDEEMED yourself by posting a link to the DUmmie FUnnies in DUmmieland. May I add you to the DUFU PING List?]

what am i missing?

[Your mind.]

Thanks, btw, for your great posts about Andy.

[A subject upon which Pitt has been silent until we smoked him out.]

OMG! These people are f*cking evil. I mean I knew they were assholes, but some of that shit is just beyond the pale.

[DAMN them for not swallowing Andy’s scam served up by the ever compliant Pitt.]

I have all their ISP numbers if that may prove to be helpful at some point.

[Lock those ISP numbers in the same ice cream chest where you keep the strawberries, Captain Pitt.]

Well do you want us to do anything?

[Yeah. Post the words “pancreatic cancer” in DUmmieland and count how many seconds it takes for Skinner to delete your post.]

I deleted the posts in the other threads because they were off-topic. It does serve a purpose. It creates a billboard for why we have to win. Right now, the sentiments in that post are the ruling mindset of this country.

[Correct Pitt. It’s that HORRIBLE ruling mindset that narrowmindedly thinks their should be some sort of financial accountability in fundraisers.]

If they were fundraising for one of their own, I would at least respect them for that.

[If we were fundraising for one of our own, we would establish an ACCOUNTABLE fund SEPARATE from the person who needs the money. For example a bank account for that purpose from which the money would be transferred DIRECTLY to the hospital doing the medical procedure. As it stands now, you have NO IDEA how much Andy has scammed via the websites which number over a hundred.]

I think it's important - I'm glad Will left it up. THIS is who's been attacking Andy, attacking us for helping Andy, attacking Dan Rather, attacking Hillary Clinton, attacking John Kerry, attacking Newsweek. Let's see them for what they are - hardly human. It's a fight to the death and they've proven it. Bring them out into the sunlight - they can't survive.

[DAMN those Freepers to HELL for exposing as forgeries the letters Dan Rather used to smear Bush. Have they no shame!]

If I were Will I'd complete the cycle and link back to the FR thread where they are slapping themselves on the back for such a great group effort they are doing with this.

[EXCELLENT idea!!! Li’l Beaver LOVES the limelight!]

here's the FR thread >

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1410544/posts?q=1&&page=764#764

[That’s the SECOND time you’ve posted a link to the DUmmie FUnnies, DUmmie Stephanie… I think I’m in LOVE!!!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: andyscam; andystephenson; dufu; dummies; graveyardrats; skinner; williampitt
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To: All
Hey! I just figured out the PERFECT director to direct a film about this whole AndyScam situation (and subsequent trial). Barry Levinson. First of all, Levinson is from Baltimore where Johns Hopkins is located plus he made some EXCELLENT films using the Baltimore locate---Diner, Tin Men, and Avalon. I particularly enjoyed Tin Men because having worked in sales, I consider it the BEST movie ever made about salesmen. Yes, I nominate Barry Levinson to direct a COMEDY movie about this whole Scamdy scandal. But what would the name of such a movie be?
921 posted on 05/30/2005 5:08:31 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: MisterRepublican
"I just got off the phone with™"... Nancy Grace. Yes that Nancy Grace. I mentioned the ASS (Andy Stephenson Situation) but she didn't bite. I also e-mailed Dominick Dunne but he laughed at me. DD is a bit grating at times but a kindred spirit nonetheless.

Interesting. Anybody else in the media that we could contact? Strange that the Baltimore Sun isn't looking into this. Perhaps a reporter at the Baltimore Sun could be contacted.

922 posted on 05/30/2005 5:11:21 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: MisterRepublican

This also sounds like the PERFECT story for Wired.


923 posted on 05/30/2005 5:12:11 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: CaliGirl-R
Pitt says he has the info/proof on his hard drive. Why don't they just post it? Camp Andy should just start a blog like gardencatz did and post their timeline and docs to prove all of us wrong. I'm sure they have someone who knows how to do this. If it is all on the up and up, it should be real easy. I don't know how they can prove that they didn't raise over and above the $50,000. THAT'S what I would like to know. They got alot of money out of this fundraiser. Plus on CU, someone posted some laws about having fundraisers via the WA Sect of State website. It appears laws have been broken.

This is so simple! Why are they dragging unless, of course, there is illegal activity here.

Cali...have you joined the Yahoo group DU Alert? I put a couple of Excel spreadsheets up there...between the two of them there are over 18,000 posts that can be filtered by the individual poster for example...it's very interesting looking at it that way. There is much more that can be done with them by individual sleuths :-)

924 posted on 05/30/2005 5:13:15 AM PDT by Amityschild (DUmmie is as DUmmie does)
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To: Charles Henrickson

That was funny!


925 posted on 05/30/2005 5:16:20 AM PDT by Amityschild (DUmmie is as DUmmie does)
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To: gardencatz
She says she can't give up evidence because it is not her to give. Someone else got the evidence and Kiki is aware of it. Credit card numbers and lists tampering.

At first I thought she was saying Andy had tampered with them because earlier...SOMEWHERE, someone said he'd used Bev's donation list to plea for money for his cancer. But she certainly seemed to be in Andy's corner.

I think you might be onto something here. Wasn't it MrNiceGuyDied that mentions getting over 40 e-mails re andy fund raising over a few month period with red flags going up when the story kept changing? Supposedly these e-mails started right after Andy split from Bev and continued up until they were finally claiming cancer.

I read that somewhere yesterday but can't find it right now.

MrNiceGuyDied could have been on an e-mail list somethere maybe even the one for BBV.

926 posted on 05/30/2005 5:28:04 AM PDT by dynoman (Objectivity is the essence of intelligence. - Marylin vos Savant)
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To: PJ-Comix
My ™ should be a give away that the comment was parody.

But seriously, I do wonder if anyone at the Sun would be interested. Lots of angles. Human interest, scandal, allegations of lawbreaking, well just alot to perk the ears of a real journalist(not the ones who impersonate on the Internet, like a certain &Friend we all know).

Problem is, most media types are liberals and probably wouldn't want to investigate one of their own. But Andy did say "Politicize My Plight", so maybe one of the DUmmies has been annoying certain real journalists. Who knows?
927 posted on 05/30/2005 5:29:28 AM PDT by MisterRepublican ("First of all, I'm not going to apologize for asking these questions.™")
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To: CaliGirl-R

There was a thread mano y mano Scott the Mod v. AndyScam...I couldn't bring myself to read it.


928 posted on 05/30/2005 5:36:20 AM PDT by Amityschild (DUmmie is as DUmmie does)
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To: MisterRepublican

Over at CU, there is a member named Blah. This person posted the actual words of the DUer(we know who)who helped get Andy into JHH. Blah also refers to the post by a freeper, frankolich I think, talking about the Greeks. Referring to Peter Angelos. It starts "I have one cavil".....

I'm not a member, so I can't look up Blah's posts. I've been there trying to find it.


929 posted on 05/30/2005 5:38:54 AM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: All
It is really difficult to take the &Friends complaints about questioning the Andy Appeal seriously. Have many of you read the "GannonGate Wrinkles" over at DU? Shoot, Andy was the first to post in the official threads that became known as the "GannonGate Wrinkles". And most of the &Friends are there too.

Andy ended up on MSNBC's Dietl&Daniels talking about "GannonGate/Johnny Gosch".

So it is interesting that they would be complaining about "Online Investigators".
930 posted on 05/30/2005 5:39:33 AM PDT by MisterRepublican ("First of all, I'm not going to apologize for asking these questions.™")
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To: Amityschild

No I haven't. I've been thinking about it. I just didn't know how much "Andy" I wanted in my life, lol.


931 posted on 05/30/2005 5:42:15 AM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: Amityschild

No I haven't. I've been thinking about it. I just didn't know how much "Andy" I wanted in my life, lol.


932 posted on 05/30/2005 5:43:17 AM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: I_like_good_things_too

Think about joing the Yahoo group and looking through the Excel files. It is very interesting seeing it gathered that way.


933 posted on 05/30/2005 5:50:10 AM PDT by Amityschild (DUmmie is as DUmmie does)
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To: MisterRepublican

Has anybody noticed that DUmmieland is currently DOWN? I was getting ready to do a DUFU about Pitt telling Scamdy to talk to him offline (most likely to get their coverup stories arranged) but when I refreshed the thread, nothing. Not just that thread but all of DUmmieland appears to be down. Perhaps Skinner has found out for sure that Andy has been scamming them and needs time to think of how to make the announcement...or coverup.


934 posted on 05/30/2005 5:57:07 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: All; franksolich

Okay. DUmmieland is back online. Now on to some DUFUing. Back later.


935 posted on 05/30/2005 5:58:54 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: CaliGirl-R

http://www.atg.wa.gov/consumer/tips/Tips_Charities.shtml

Charities

Most charities are legitimate and deserve your support, so don't stop giving. Instead, do your homework and make sure your charitable dollars are spent wisely. When someone calls for a donation, here are some key questions to ask:

* Is your organization registered with the Secretary of State?
* Do you work for the charity or a commercial fundraiser? (Get name, address and phone number)
* How will my contribution be used? (Get specifics)
* How much of my donation will go to the charitable purpose you describe?

Some slick con artists will make up answers, so if in doubt, ask for information in writing. Once you have it, check them out by calling the Secretary of State's Office at 1-800-332-4483. Or, to file a complaint, call the Attorney General's Office at 1-800-551-4636.


936 posted on 05/30/2005 6:09:37 AM PDT by nonkultur
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To: nonkultur

http://www.secstate.wa.gov/charities/consumer_faq.aspx

Q: Who must register?

A: The Charitable Solicitations Act applies to almost every person or entity that conducts charitable solicitations in the state of Washington. In most cases, involvement in this type of activity generally requires registration with the state. This includes organizations located outside the state of Washington soliciting Washington State residents. "Charitable Organization" is broadly defined. If the entity conducts a charitable solicitation, it is considered a "Charitable Organization" for purposes of this statute, even if you do not think of the entity as a charity.


937 posted on 05/30/2005 6:10:41 AM PDT by nonkultur
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To: nonkultur

Do you think Andy's fundraiser is registered? Hah. Good info. Keep going.


938 posted on 05/30/2005 6:17:53 AM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: nonkultur

Wait. Are a charity and a fundraiser the same thing? I'm still reading that site.


939 posted on 05/30/2005 6:28:20 AM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: CaliGirl-R

Yes. ALL fundraisers in Washington need to register with the SoS as a charity.


940 posted on 05/30/2005 6:33:00 AM PDT by nonkultur
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