[Duke Nukum]

I just got off the phone with Salman Rushdie. He's a big fan of the DUmmieFUnnies and sends his regards to everyone here.

Does he have to use a special secure line to call you?

[Roscoe Karns]

Calls me twice a month on the hot-line. He usually has an amusing anecdote to share involving our mutual friend Christopher Hitchens.

I'm starstruck EVERY time he phones.