DUmmie FUnnies 05-23-05 (Andy Stephenson vs Laura Ingraham)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 23, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

There is currently a total lockdown on posts about Andy Stephenson (except what he posts about himself) in DUmmieland. Anything posted about the AndyScam situation is immediately tossed down the DUmmie memory hole. Meanwhile the Inner Party Member O’Brien of DUmmieland, Pied Piper Pitt, has reversed himself yet again after expressing strong doubts about Andy’s cancer. The latest directive is that Andy has pancreatic cancer. Andy has ALWAYS had pancreatic cancer. Yes, Pitt. Oceana is at war with Eastasia. Oceana has ALWAYS been at war with East Asia. Pitt/O’Brien has put his four fingers up before us and told us that he is holding up five fingers because the state says he is holding up five fingers as in this infamous Pitt/O’Brien statement explaining why Andy has ALWAYS had pancreatic cancer: “It's true because I say so. It's true because thousands of others say so.” And like the world of 1984, DUmmieland also has many Hate rallies. One such Hate Rally in particular is memorable because the target, Laura Ingraham, really does have cancer, unlike Andy who only has pancreatic cancer in an alternate reality. So why is DUmmie invective directed at Laura Ingraham? Simple. Because she is GUILTY of Thought Crimes. Meanwhile Andy Stephenson is given a complete pass from all skepticism because Pitt/O’Brien has decreed that his four fingers are really five. So let us now look at how the DUmmies treat a REAL victim of cancer who happens to be a conservative in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Laura Ingraham has breast cancer.” As usual the DUmmie Hate Rally screechings are in Ingsoc/Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, viewing the proceedings from Room 101, is in the [brackets]:

Laura Ingraham has breast cancer. Let's keep her in our prayers

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! Your normal human sympathy plus your low post count gives you away!]

Cancer isn't a good thing, but it's her problem. I fell no obligation to pray for people who make the world worse.

[A normal reaction…for a DUmmie.]

Lucifer has cancer...please include him in your prayers. David Duke has cancer please pray for him. Liberal Andy has been diagnosed with cancer...if I do pray...I will pray for him.

[Correction: Liberal Andy does NOT have pancreatic cancer. However, you don’t have to pray for him. Just send in your money.]

She has to muster what few shreds of her life are not based on lies and evil and fight this on her own.

[Speaking of based on lies… How is Andy’s NON-EXISTENT pancreatic cancer?]

i hope she has to declare bankruptsy and see's how the other side lives!!

[At least she won’t be hitting up folks for PayPal payments for a PHONY pancreatic cancer operation.]

Of course we wish the best for her in this fight.

[Huh? This doesn’t seem like the typical DUmmie expression of non-sympathy for Laura. Must read more from this poster…]

I have been a Democrat for a long time, and part of the Democratic principles that attracted me as a young person and kept me a Democrat all these years is our compassion. Democrats are simply good and decent people. And good and decent people want everyone to do well -- those who agree with them and those who do not. We fight for the right of voices with which we disagree to speak out, for the right of people to say things we don't believe to be true, even for the right to be malicious and mean-spirited. If we fight for the right for LI to say what she says, how in the world can we use our disagreement with those words as an excuse not to be compassionate in her fight with cancer. Being willing to have her voice muted by illness is the same thing as not wanting her voice to be heard. It is not Democratic or democratic.

[Too rational here. DOES NOT COMPUTE! Must read more from this mystery poster…]

I hope others will join me in wishing her Godspeed in this fight, for the easiest road that she can have, and even for the development of compassion about others who have faced hardship and disease without the support network she -- and I -- have. As I go through treatment for this same disease, I think often about the women who fight breast cancer without health insurance, without a supportive husband, with a physically demanding job that doesn't know or doesn't care that she is exhausted and weak and aching, with children but no child care. I find it absolutely impossible that LI won't also have those thoughts run through her head or that she won't rethink her position on health care or the social safety net. Pray for her health AND her enlightenment, if you must. But pray, with me, for her good health.

[Praying for Laura’s good health? That will put you at odds with the vast majority of the DUmmies. And, lo and behold, this “mystery poster” turns out to be none other than Elizabeth Edwards herself. Nice of you to express sympathy towards Laura, Elizabeth. However, you might get an education into DUmmie hatred by reading their sicko posts on this thread. As to your own medical problems, the EVIL FASCISTS on the Free Republic had nothing but sympathy and good wishes for you as you can see on this Freeper THREAD.]

Elizabeth, you are clearly a terrific person and of a type who is the Soul of the Democratic Party. But what we Democrats need now, as we face the greatest threat to the Constitution of the United States since the Civil War (perhaps EVER, when viewed from the angle of Caesar Bush crossing the Rubicon), are some Hard and Tough and MEAN Warriors.

[“MEAN.” That certainly describes the DUmmies. Continue DUmmie tom_paine…]

And that, by necessity, requires hardening of the heart. It might not be right but if the choice is hard heart to insure restoration of Free America, then I will choose Hard Heart every time.

[Cold heart too. Continue DUmmie tom_paine…]

And no disrespect to your kindness and decency, but when have these Bushevik Monsters EVER shown us anything of the sort?

[Um…Did you check the Freeper thread posted above you, DUmmie tom_paine? Continue with your spew…]

Maybe it was when they used the Wellstone Funeral as grotesque political tool in 2002.

[Oh, so it was the REPUBLICANS who used the Wellstone funeral as a grotesque political tool? Nice rewrite of history. Maybe you tossed the video of the actual funeral down the Memory Hole.]

You may be able to retain your good will towards these monsters. I cannot.

[Thank you for that enlightening castigation of Elizabeth Edwards for urging sympathy for Laura Ingraham, DUmmie tom_paine.]

But we lose our credibility as advocates for decency and truth if we say hateful things about her vulnerability to a disease.

[DUmmieland lost its credibility a long time ago, Mrs. Edwards.]

But I cannot in good conscience pray for the health of someone who has abetted UnAmerican Totalitarianism with all of her heart.

[But did you in good conscience send in your money to someone who has abetted a FRAUD with all his heart?]

She Probably Gave it to Herself...All that Hate, Lies, Anger...

[Lies…Something Scamdy with his non-existent pancreatic cancer is very familiar with.]

F*ck Laura Ingrahm. F*ck her.

[Elizabeth Edwards asks for sympathy towards Laura Ingraham and this is the DUmmie reply.]

You want me to pray for her? Yech. How about you want me to pray for Hitler? No, not going to do it. No, not Stalin either. How about you want me to pray for Osama Bin Ladin? Not probably going to happen. Rush Limbaugh? Hannity? Medvid (Medvidiot)? O'Really? Rupert? The Bush family? Naw.... My best is going for Andy.

[Your best goes to Andy who is FAKING his disease. Interesting.]

But those who spout hatred on a regular basis often manifest that hatred in themselves. And this may have happened in Laura Ingraham's case.

[So what happened in Andy’s case? Ooops! Just remembered. He does NOT have pancreatic cancer.]

I can't believe the shit I am reading here.

[And this DUmmie wins a Kewpie doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity.]

These comments on DU are absolutely predictable. Every time someone with whom we disagree has a health problem or dies, the celebration begins.....

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

She's got all of konservative amerika praying for her. Who's praying for the single parent with cancer, or anyone else not in the media limelight for that matter? Those are the people I pray for. People like her sold their souls to the devil to get where they are. Let Lucifer comfort her in her time of trial and tribulation.

[Phew! Two DUmmie threads in a row before yours displaying some normality. Thank you for bringing this discussion back to its normal Dummie hate level.]

But when a person has that much hatred, it often manifests itself in physical ailments. For example, my first wife had so much hatred against me and resentment against society in general for the way she was treated for being a lesbian, she died of heart and kidney failure at age 46.

[Um… I could ask why you married a lesbian but since this is DUmmieland I guess it is not considered unusual.]

I didn't shed a tear for Barbara Olsen and I won't work up too much sympathy for Ingraham. Karma's a bitch, ain't it?

[Will Scamdy be saying that when he gets the handcuffs slapped on him this Thursday at Johns Hopkins.]

Couldn't have happened to a kinder, sweeter, more gentle...HARPY!!!!! It would be absolutely terrible if she choked on her own vomit while under anesthesia!!! I'm praying, I'm praying, I'm praying...

[Note to Elizabeth Edwards: The above is a comment from a TYPICAL DUmmie.]

I'm sick of reading these comments on a daily basis. And I, for one, am leaving permanently.

[A DUmmie sees the LIGHT and, as a result, LEAVES Dummieland.]

Locking......This discussion has run its course. DU Moderator.

[The Truths HURTS which is why you are also locking all Scamdy threads too.]

[commonguymd]

Nobody ever does question him. Well, that is not true. If they have questioned him they get banned, deleted, tombstoned, silenced, etc.


Lets look at the numbers. If we average 100 dollars in donation per day per site he is on we get:

123 sites X 100 dollars a day X 60 days = 738,000

These are the number of main sites his fundraiser are on. Some collect more, some collect less. He raised 50000 on DU in one week alone - (in his people's own words). They said the total was only 56000 since December 23rd for all collections.


So if we reverse the logic we get this:

6000 collected other than the week on DU / 122 sites / 60 days = 0.82 dollars per day per site.

I use 60 days just so people get the idea.


Are we to believe that in all the fundraising he collected 0.82 per site per day? Are we to believe this when it was all over air america on radio, progressive email lists, and even on Conservative Underground?

[franksolich]

DUMMIE ALERT!

DUMMIE ALERT!

HANDS SPINNING ON THE CLOCK!

AT DIZZYING SPEED!

2,880 MINUTES UNTIL ANDY WHIFFS THE GAS AT JOHNS HOPKINS!

NEIGHBORS ANNOYED!

MONUMENTAL LUXURY BATHROOM BEING BUILT AT DUMMIE "TERMITE"'S HOUSE IN SEATTLE!

WITHOUT PERMITS FROM PROPER AUTHORITIES!

RIVALS ANYTHING OF ANCIENT DECADENT ROME!

CONSTRUCTION BEGAN COINCIDING WITH FIRST FUND-RAISER FOR ANDY!

[commonguymd]

Well, everyone deserves a nice new bathroom when they have no money. It is an unwritten rule.

[kevkrom]

I seriously doubt that a home computer is configured with a static IP. I would assume that his/her ISP would assign an IP address using a DHCP server, and that with the tens of thousands of people using the ISP, no one would necessarily get the same IP twice.

Some DSL and cable modem providers do use static IP; others that use DHCP may just as well be static, because when the IP address is renewed by the DSL/cable box, it generally will keep the same address unless there's a conflict, though there's no guarantee.

[commonguymd]

I swear I have had the same ip for years now. Frankly, I am getting sick of my ip. It is like being married to the same woman for years......

[Amityschild]

But has your ip been faithful to you?

[MisterRepublican]

An interesting comment from Andy on the thread that Judith_knows referenced from Dec. 31, 2004:


Andy_Stephenson Donating member (1000+ posts)
Fri Dec-31-04 11:36 AM
Response to Reply #55
59. Well not everything has fallen into place...

I need a job...otherwise the final nail in my financial coffin will be driven and I will loose everything. Other than that...well things have fallen into place. I am in Ohio and I discovered someting yesterday I can't talk about till I verify. But if it is what I think it is LOOKOUT shes gonna blow.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=203&topic_id=215733#215746



"I need a job...otherwise the final nail in my financial coffin will be driven and I will loose everything."

So in Dec. 04, he was about to loose everything?
Your honor I object!
Goes to motive.

[commonguymd]

Once I caught a disease, a virus in another words. The symptoms were frequent involuntary popups. Some thought these might be the result of a bad trojan.

So I have my doubts, but no conclusive proof that my ip was not faithful. Sometimes you just sense things.

[franksolich]

Yeah, on that thread he alleges innocence of about how paypal works, but then later on someone points out that the DUmmie "Kelvin Malce," the failed nemesis of Bev Harris, has a paypal link for Andy set up on his site.

[commonguymd]

It is interesting to me that he is trying to figure out how to spend paypal funds so he can jetset around the country. In that same link.

[franksolich]

You know, I am curious about something, from closely examining the photographs of this operator.

Andy has always had sort of reddish hair, and many people with that sort of hair tend to have ruddy complexions.

Andy has a serious drinking problem, and sometimes that is shown in an unusually-red complexion.

But even with those two factors combined, Andy still looks "too red," almost sun-burned.

Perhaps Andy has severe emphysema?

And if so, circa 2,810 minutes from now, it will be announced that the surgeons decided to not operate because of this condition? (I do not know if that is a valid medical excuse; just throwing it out in the air.)

For some reason, despite the seriousness of his non-pancreatic ailments, I really doubt Andy is going under the gas Thursday morning. A supposition based not upon speculation by reason, but simply a gut instinct.

[Misty Memory]

Interesting thread. I now have it saved in case it disappears down the memory hole.

[NonLinear]

I don't know if it affects the timeline, but this thread has Andy planning to be in DC Jan 5-7, 2005.

Link

URL: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=203&topic_id=215733

Also from the same thread:
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Fri Dec-31-04 11:36 AM
Response to Reply #55
59. Well not everything has fallen into place...


I need a job...otherwise the final nail in my financial coffin will be driven and I will loose everything. Other than that...well things have fallen into place. I am in Ohio and I discovered someting yesterday I can't talk about till I verify. But if it is what I think it is LOOKOUT shes gonna blow.


After being asked if he had documentation, or proof of the fraud that was the primary topic of the thread:

Andy_Stephenson Donating member (1000+ posts)
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Fri Dec-31-04 11:09 AM
Response to Reply #27
30. I could get copies

If I had plane fare and car rental to florida.

Laying a foundation?

[franksolich]

Also, you know, we have never seen a photograph of the DUmmie "termite," and one is intensely curious--is he of medium height, globally rotound like Andy?

[franksolich]

Laying a foundation for a new bathroom, it appears.

One neighbor up there in Seattle is really urinated off about it.

[NonLinear]

No!

They deserve the "Very best bathroom that money can buy".

[PJ-Comix]

There is now a NEW DUFU edition online HERE.

[CSM]

Wooo Hoooo! Top 500!

Amazing, they spew the line that "hate" causes these diseases and that Laura brought it on herself. Don't they realize that if this is true, they will all find themselves tragically in the same situation?

[SCALEMAN]

Is this thread to be abandoned or is the new DFU a sidebar?

[MisterRepublican]

The number one reason I think this is probably a scam:

The money donated to Andy's "Emergency Surgery at Johns Hopkins" charity fund raising campaign have went directly into his personal bank account and that money is available for him to use on anything he chooses, including non-medical expenses (i.e.; mortgage payments, utilities, ISP, food, clothing, entertainment, etc.).


I have observed fund-raisers for sick people many times locally and the money is almost always sent to a bank account setup in the name of (but not under the control of) the sick person.

Sick or not, this is not the way to operate a charity fund-raising campaign.