DUmmie FUnnies 05-23-05 (Andy Stephenson vs Laura Ingraham)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 23, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[SSgtRast]

Cool enough. Although, I must repeat that I would never use such information in an official capacity. That would be wrong. </disclaimer>

[beckysueb]

ROTFLMAO!

[SCALEMAN]

bookmark -- check back later

[SSgtRast]

LOL!! Glad I could help.

[Purrcival]

Who's the horrid DUmmie photographer? The lighting in these pictures is dismal. Has the DUmmie photog ever heard of a "flash"?

[visualops]

Ok, so slash global numbers from 40-50 million down to 30 million. It's still an insane number.
Any cancer is a terrible thing, believe me, my 4 year old nephew died of cancer. But that doesn't change the fact that AIDS is a pandemic that doesn't seem to be slowing much if at all.

[ReeWalker]

mark

[Purrcival]

Someone claimed to be able to trace the home address of the computer that one of the DUmmies was using to a residential address in Baltimore. Not sure how this can happen, since I seriously doubt that a home computer is configured with a static IP. I would assume that his/her ISP would assign an IP address using a DHCP server, and that with the tens of thousands of people using the ISP, no one would necessarily get the same IP twice. But, I could be wrong, and if so....

Do we have a way to find Termite's home address? Just out of curiosity, of course. NO harm intended.

[Roscoe Karns]

Here's a larger one (and I don't mean the guy on the right)

PITT: "Hurry up and snap the picture. I can't hold this pose all night."

[franksolich]

DUMMIE ALERT!

DUMMIE ALERT!

3,420 MINUTES BEFORE ANDY VACUUMS THE GAS!

FLIES THE TIME!

DUMMIE PUNIDIOT "WILLIAM PITT" NOT RETURNING ANDY'S TELEPHONE CALLS! POSSIBLE RUPTURE?

DUMMIE "TERMITE" IN SEATTLE CHECKING ON EXTENSIVE, EXPENSIVE, EXTRAVAGANT RENOVATIONS TO HOUSE!

[MisterRepublican]

In AndyLand, I'm an heir to a pharmaceutical fortune amassed over the years by the family of a very prominent nineteenth century German dye salesman.

My personal motto is: "Science for a better life."

[beckysueb]

Amazingly, in DUmmie history they believe it was the REPUBLICANS who somehow took over the Wellstone funeral and politicized it.

Surely even the DUmmies know better!

[highimpact]

Here's what we know for sure about HIV in America

1. About 50% of men diagnosed with HIV had sex with other men.
2. 28% are IV drug users.
3. 6% are men who had sex with men and injected drugs.
4. 1% got HIV through a blood transfusion.
5. The remaining 13-14% list "heterosexual contact" as the cause. Of those, most were infected after having sex with an IV drug user - mostly women who contracted the disease from a "bisexual" man or a man who injected drugs.

Source: Bernie Goldberg quoting a 1999 CDC report in his book "Bias," copyright 2002.

[Purrcival]

I'll be away from a computer for six days, starting Thursday (unless our hotel has one, or unless we stop at a Kinko's).

[PJ-Comix]

You have mentioned From Here to Eternity serveral times in the last few days, you seem obsessed.

Actually obsessed by the NOVEL. That book is probably the BEST American novel ever written. Read the book and the movie will seem lame.

[Purrcival]

It's under "Andrew Stephenson" in Seattle? I thought the home and the phone were in Termite's name?

[Purrcival]

That was Donna Reed? I thought it was Deborah Kerr.

[Purrcival]

Thanks, that is somewhat better. And Pitt is ALWAYS SMOKING! What does he have, a ten-pack-per-day habit?

[MisterRepublican]

I wonder why AS didn't just ask GV to get on the horn to TT or SC over at AOLTW and get him a little publicity. Shoot, his little fund-raiser could be worldwide by now.

I'm sure AS just didn't want to impose.

[commonguymd]

well maybe the home, buttttt..........