The National Auxiliary for Godly Seriousness is not amused. A boycott will soon commence.
Well, once issues such as which hair, which dog, or all of them (or is that a homosapian euphemism?) is sorted out, and the inevitable splits in the movement such debate will produce. So perhaps The National Auxiliary for Godly Seriousness-Cleveland, Tennessee is your most likely concern.
And be prepared for Michelle Malkin's next column, "Why I am Not a Dog's Hair (Nor Understand What the Other Term Actually Means, If I Were Somehow Unpure Enough to Know That the Phrase had a Meaning.)"
Bless their hearts....
Indeed :~D