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I'm going to love you forever (that prayer, and candy)
May 4, 2005 | self / vanity

Posted on 05/04/2005 6:29:43 PM PDT by The Other Harry

I'm now four for four on the candy. It's all been delivered.

I'd say there was only one bad reaction. Only one that I know about. That was from ****, the new husband on the corner. He didn't seem to like me giving anything to his possibly pregnant, possibly wife *****, no matter how small the present.

Maybe **** would like to fix up his yard and get that crappy car out his garage -- none of which actually belongs to him. Nothing belongs to [him].

*****, the hippie husband across the street, did just fine with it. He and I must be related. He and **** are real assets to the neighborhood.

So, Peppi and I are now done with that.

Given what you and I initially figured the odds were, that was not too bad.

Far and away the best reaction was from [the mentally retarded girl next door]. That one won a prize.

I wonder what the odds are that any of that candy will remain un-eaten by 10:00 tonight.

Not too high, would be my guess. A couple husbands' asses will be on the burner, but I'll be careful to hide out for the next few days. I need to anyway.

I've got a question for you. You may take this as personal. It is not original, but it works on this side of the screen. I stole it off a news show.

The line from an old country song:

"I'm going to love you forever. Forever and and ever, Amen."

Who sang that?

I know. Do you?

[Your son] and I agree that you (one) pray on your knees. Even if you don't believe in a God.

Now, if I can figure out out how to clean up my house and that f'ing river, we'll be getting somewhere. This may cause problems. Like I need more of those.

I'm looking forward to it. ;)


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: areyoudrunkagain; stayoffthesauce
I do this in order to get flamed.
1 posted on 05/04/2005 6:29:44 PM PDT by The Other Harry
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To: Neets

See?


2 posted on 05/04/2005 6:34:00 PM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: The Other Harry

Randy Travis.


3 posted on 05/04/2005 6:34:19 PM PDT by ikka
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To: The Other Harry
LOL, I know if posted this, I would definitely make sure I had my Nomex (Flame Retardant) Jammies on
4 posted on 05/04/2005 6:36:51 PM PDT by MJY1288 ( LIBERALISM IS FOR INVERTEBRATES)
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