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DUmmie FUnnies 05-02-05 ("The right punishment for the Bush Mob after exposure?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 2, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/02/2005 5:47:15 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: imskylark

there=their. Sorry.

I'm surprised you haven't been exiled to St. Helen's for such an egregious error! < /sarchasm[sic] >

121 posted on 05/02/2005 5:32:59 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (King had to write, to sing the song of Gan. And I had to read. How else could Roland find the Tower?)
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To: Petronski
DUmmie teacher:


122 posted on 05/02/2005 5:49:44 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix; franksolich

Well, it looks like they're still raising money for Undie. It appears that $25,000 will only pay for half of the surgery, and then Undie is going to need additional $$$$ while he recuperates. They're still urging people to give.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3584494


Here is post #48, courtesy of DUmmie "flyarm". Flyarm makes reference to someone named "Beth" (who I'm guessing could be sfexpat2000):




flyarm (1000+ posts) Mon May-02-05 02:54 PM
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48. to all those who gave of your hearts for ANDY..PLEASE READ!!

Edited on Mon May-02-05 02:58 PM by flyarm
I WILL REPEAT THIS POST ON EACH BOARD FOR ANDY!!

a little over a week ago ..my hubby and i through my hubby boss got andy into john's hopkins for this surgery..and thursday morning andy got a call he needed $25,000. for a down payment for the surgery..there were many tears all around.because thursday..it seemed insurmountable...there were andy's tears , my tears...termites tears...i am not good with insurance stuff..beth is!! so beth stepped up to the plate to try to negotiate with the hospital..well we were too soon find out..people without insurance have no negotiating power...we were given and either or..either we got the money or andy's surgery was going to be canceled...and thats how this adventure began....

and it was all of you..not us..all of you who did this for andy...

you gave , you came you read..there were testimonials..there was love all around for andy...and it was also love of our place..our community..at du and our progressives all over the country,..this was a national campaign..this was for andy but it was also for all of us...it was us not fighting , not bickering..not one upping anyone..it was a collective effort by all..

i just am so damn proud of all of you..and i am the proudest woman to call all of you my friend...and i know beth and andy and termite feel the same way...

we did the impossible...and we did it with love and respect, and joy!!

many gave what they didn't have ..of WHICH MANY will do without.. to have given..but what you gave wasn't money..you gave love..you gave of yourselves something so much more powerful than money...you gave a piece of your hearts...

ahhh that is what makes one wealthy...not money..but the heart you share!!

i love you all...i know i was silly much of the time..so we would not all get bored..or complacent..but you showed me what people are..what damn good loving people you all are...and today..i am so proud to know each and everyone of you!!!

THIS CAMPAIGN CAN NOT END HERE..THIS IS ONLY 1/2 OF THE MONEY ANDY MUST PAY FOR THIS SURGERY...AND HE WILL NEED TIME TO RECOUPERATE...

IF YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN YET AND STILL WANT TO PLEASE DO SO..ANDY HAS A LONG WAY TO GO ...BUT WE KNOW NOW HE WILL GET THE SURGERY HE NEEDS!!
PLEASE GO TO THIS BOARD TO DONATE!!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...


your loving friend...fly

now do you want one more song??





123 posted on 05/02/2005 6:12:02 PM PDT by Purrcival
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To: PJ-Comix; franksolich

Here's one of the posts from sfexpat2000 (who identifies herself as "Beth"). I see subsequent posts stating that Undie needs the other $25,000 in about two weeks. Still no mention re: WHEN the surgery is supposed to occur:


sfexpat2000 (1000+ posts) Mon May-02-05 05:06 PM
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1454. I called the hospital and the money lady was not in. I left a


detailed message with Irma, whose jaw I heard bounce on the floor. I am assuming it's all good.

Just in case, I called Nancy Pelosi's SF office and spoke to one of her great staffers. If anything goes awry, I know we can count on some help.

Thank you, guys.

Beth




124 posted on 05/02/2005 6:33:14 PM PDT by Purrcival
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To: Purrcival
Still no mention re: WHEN the surgery is supposed to occur:

Good question. WHEN??? No one in DUmmieland seems to have the least bit of curiosity as to the answer to that even though it is supposed to be an emergency.

125 posted on 05/02/2005 6:40:02 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: franksolich; PJ-Comix; lutz
President Jimmy Carter and the "killer rabbit"
126 posted on 05/02/2005 6:46:20 PM PDT by mwp99
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To: Purrcival; PJ-Comix

Uh-huh, $25,000 isn't enough; the DUmmies are going to continue the fund-raiser for the DUmmie Andy Stephenson indefinitely.

By the way, I noticed something while tracking all the other web-sites with solicitations for the DUmmie Andy Stephenson (solicitations which have been going on since January), and perhaps the Grand DUmmie "Skinner" can learn from the example.

Among those web-sites legitimately representing the Democratic Party (the party as a whole, rather than single-issue web-sites or "activist" web-sites), there was a mention of his alleged illness and the suggestion that those who wish, should send him a "get-well" greetings-card.

In other words, no suggestions about sending him money.

And interestingly, the boring DUmmie PUnidiot "William Pitt," in his own appeals for money for the DUmmie Andy Stephenson, asked that such contributions be sent not to this "Beth" character (the one who started the fund-raising drive, the DUmmie "sfexpat"), but through.....the PDA (Progressive Democrats of America).

Hmmm. Why not directly, rather than through the boring DUmmie PUnidiot "William Pitt"--

This all stinks to me; not least because if I had serious problems with the pancreas, and no health insurance, and the local Department of Social Services offered to have something done about it, I would take whatever the local Department of Social Services offered me, and right away, no quibbles.

Time is of essence in such problems; this is usually something that has to be tended to immediately.....but here we have something that has been going on for more than four months.

Most of the DUmmie ant-farm antics are as if viewing a half-hour comedy show on television; I suspect this is going to go on for some time, as if watching an entire season of a half-hour comedy show, with some rather, uh, unexpected twists and turns.

I am sure that when this is all said-and-done, perhaps about July or August, when the DUmmies realize they have been flummoxed again, when the Grand DUmmie "Skinner" realizes that others are using his web-site for their own selfish reasons, that P.J. will manage to make an entire long chapter in his book.


127 posted on 05/02/2005 7:07:50 PM PDT by franksolich (oh, it's just a prefix, a minor detail, can't be important)
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To: franksolich

I thought the $25,000 was supposed to be paid to Johns Hopkings TODAY. It now looks like Undie's allies are making excuses as to why the payment hasn't been made.


128 posted on 05/02/2005 7:13:03 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: franksolich; PJ-Comix

[And interestingly, the boring DUmmie PUnidiot "William Pitt," in his own appeals for money for the DUmmie Andy Stephenson, asked that such contributions be sent not to this "Beth" character (the one who started the fund-raising drive, the DUmmie "sfexpat"), but through.....the PDA (Progressive Democrats of America).]

Yes, wouldn't it be more EFFICIENT to funnel all contributions to one place, so it would be easier to track how much has been received?? One wonders if the contributions for Andy sent to PDA might be ...um... diverted to other purposes. All for the "common good", of course.


129 posted on 05/02/2005 7:14:27 PM PDT by Purrcival
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To: PJ-Comix

One of the things I found amusing, at the very BEGINNING, was how the DUmmie "sfexpat2000" went on and on about how this "wonderful person" got the DUmmie Andy Stephenson into Johns Hopkins.

Uh.....

I am assuming anyone with a legitimately serious medical problem would somehow manage to get into Johns Hopkins, if he wished to be served at Johns Hopkins. A referral from his physician, usually.

So this "wonderful person" possibly made a couple of telephone calls, and presto!.....problem solved, at least in the diminuitive DUmmie mind. It's all okay now, it's copacetic, our DUmmie Andy Stephenson got into Johns Hopkins.....

Well, I could probably "get" P.J. into the best whorehouse in New York City--but the deal is, P.J. if so inclined could probably get into the best whorehouse in New York City on his own.....and just because I "got" P.J. into the best whorehouse in New York City.....does not mean the same thing as I'm picking up the tab, or part of the tab, myself.


130 posted on 05/02/2005 7:24:58 PM PDT by franksolich (oh, it's just a prefix, a minor detail, can't be important)
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To: franksolich
Re: The pic on #27 and other places.

Why is Mr Stephenson wearing a shirt with Little Green Footballs on it?
131 posted on 05/02/2005 7:37:29 PM PDT by decal ("The French should stick to kisses, toast and fries.")
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To: PJ-Comix; Purrcival

The DUmmie in charge of the "thermometer" at some point changed the "goal" from $25,000 to $50,000--the thread is so long now that if one has "dial-up" (which I do, it takes about 40 minutes to finish loading).

It looks as if the Grand DUmmie "Skinner," the Assistant Grand DUmmie "Elad," and the Second Assistant Grand DUmmie "EarlG," are getting cold feet--despite the protestations of the DUmmies, they refuse to allow another thread.

Which makes sense--although the original allowance of just one thread (by the Second Assistant Grand DUmmie "EarlG;" I am sure the Grand DUmmie "Skinner" and the Assistant Grand DUmmie "Elad" were appalled when they came back to the office, and learned what their protege had done)--was perhaps a mistake.

Imagine what Free Republic would be like, if every confidence man, every flim-flam artist, every medicine-show hustler, every quack, every sham, were allowed free rein to raise funds here.

I also noticed among the later responses some hints that Johns Hopkins, despite not taking medicaid payments, does have some charity available--but of course the DUmmies are having none of that. They want $$$$, not services.

One wonders why.

Also, very peculiarly, although there are responses from the DUmmie Andy Stephenson, these responses are silly in nature (silly song ditties and the like), at nowhere in the thread are expressions of gratitude from the DUmmie Andy Stephenson.

It's like he's "entitled" to it, so why give thanks?

The DUmmies have two weeks to raise another $25,000.....but one suspects they have not, really, raised the first $25,000 yet.


132 posted on 05/02/2005 8:12:39 PM PDT by franksolich (oh, it's just a prefix, a minor detail, can't be important)
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To: franksolich; PJ-Comix

Well, I *WAS* about to log off and shut down for the night, but then I ran across this:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=213x520

Now the DUmmies are auctioning off a trip to Key Largo to benefit Undie:



tinfoilinfor2005 (1000+ posts) Mon May-02-05 10:21 PM
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Auction for Andy Stephenson


One weeks stay at the Florida Bay Club in Florida Keys, Key Largo...2,000 ft. townhouse, sleeps six, full kitchen, washer and dryer, pool, tennis court, miniature golf course, marina. Retails at $1338.00. Will take best offer, minimum $400.00. All profits go to Andy Stephenson for his hospitalization bills, and all money sent directly to his address. Two available units. For pics see www.floridabayclub.com
PM me for bids. Bidding will end on 5/6/05, midnight. Can be booked anytime in next two years, based on availability.



133 posted on 05/02/2005 9:14:54 PM PDT by Purrcival
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To: franksolich
Well, I could probably "get" P.J. into the best whorehouse in New York City--but the deal is, P.J. if so inclined could probably get into the best whorehouse in New York City on his own.....and just because I "got" P.J. into the best whorehouse in New York City.....does not mean the same thing as I'm picking up the tab, or part of the tab, myself.

I don't know about New York but I did actually have a relative, I think it was my father's grand-aunt, who did run the best whorehouse in Chicago. It was in the early 20th century. I once saw a History channel History of Sex episode and they were talking about high class whorehouses in Chicago of that era and I think they talked about my great grand-aunt's whorehouse. BTW, she RAN the place. She wasn't a whorehouse worker.

134 posted on 05/03/2005 4:25:32 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: franksolich
It looks as if the Grand DUmmie "Skinner," the Assistant Grand DUmmie "Elad," and the Second Assistant Grand DUmmie "EarlG," are getting cold feet--despite the protestations of the DUmmies, they refuse to allow another thread.

Probably because they are wondering why Johns Hopkins has NOT received that first $25,000 yet. It will be fun reading the excuses over there as to why that has not happened. Let's see. Yesterday it was because the "money lady" at Johns Hopkins wasn't around. What will be today's excuse? That the bag man delivering the money missed his bus?

135 posted on 05/03/2005 4:29:38 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: imskylark
What did they say about Abu Graib and the 'torture' there? Amazing that they are now advocating it!

Theres a difference between terrorists and Republicans. In their minds, terrorists don't deserve it but Republicans do.

136 posted on 05/03/2005 4:42:25 AM PDT by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: franksolich

Undie sort of looks like Chris Matthews. I guess its just the liberal look.


137 posted on 05/03/2005 4:51:08 AM PDT by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: Purrcival
[And interestingly, the boring DUmmie PUnidiot "William Pitt," in his own appeals for money for the DUmmie Andy Stephenson, asked that such contributions be sent not to this "Beth" character (the one who started the fund-raising drive, the DUmmie "sfexpat"), but through.....the PDA (Progressive Democrats of America).]

Sounds like there could be something illegal going on here.

138 posted on 05/03/2005 5:34:37 AM PDT by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: beckysueb; Purrcival; PJ-Comix
Well, that fund-raising thread seemed to pretty much dry up after the "goal" had been "reached" (all quotation marks intentional).

So probably the "rest of the story" will henceforth come out in bits and pieces, scraps of threads in DUmmieland.

As I said, it is like watching a comedy unfold.

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139 posted on 05/03/2005 5:41:20 AM PDT by franksolich (oh, it's just a prefix, a minor detail, can't be important)
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To: franksolich
As I said, it is like watching a comedy unfold.

It will be funny to read their excuses as to why the money hasn't been delivered to Johns Hopkins today. Will they claim that the "money lady" was on a lunch break?

140 posted on 05/03/2005 5:46:41 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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