[martin_fierro]

"Experts" quickly declaimed that lurking behind Jen's amphetaminal goo-goo-googly eyes, broadcast worldwide by a media hungry for the next "Lifetime" movie-of-the-week candidate, were some "issues."

"Amphetaminal goo-goo-googly eyes"? Naaah. Just "Lively."

[JennysCool]

Ha! A fine illustration!

[Hetty_Fauxvert]

My goodness, that woman has a SERIOUS Adam's apple!! Um ... maybe there was a little something extra she just couldn't bear to show & tell her fiance on the wedding night...?