DUmmie FUnnies 04-29-05 ("Am I the only person to have a 'physical reaction' to Bush?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 29, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

If any of you wonder why I am so insistent on getting a DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for the related comix stories) published, this edition of the DUFUs explains why. The General Public NEEDS to find out just how whacky the Left has become. In fact, I think that in addition to the related comix stories, the CD-ROM insert should have the Hyperlinks to ALL the DUmmie threads referenced in the DUFU editions so the readers out there can find out that I'm NOT exaggerating about the nuttiness of the DUmmies. Hopefully Mary Matalin can help set this in motion by contacting me about a DUmmie FUnnies book deal at: PJ-Comix.

I hope this wild edition can tide you over until AM Monday. Taking off for the weekend so I hope you all enjoy the next couple of days as well. See ya in May!

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[MikefromOhio]

2 or 3 or 4

[MikefromOhio]

Seriously. I hear "President Bush" and my ears and cheeks burn. When I see him via TV, my abdomen gets tight and my heart rate goes up. When I listen to him, my forehead tightens, my teeth grind and my temples hurt.

sounds like this particular DUmmy gets a hard on....

[537cant be wrong]

top 10 maybe?
great stuff as usual.

[Budge]

4

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Nowhere Man]

Any takers for a DUmmie dead pool? >B-D

[Old Sarge]

Gotta play, "Stop The Tape!" for a minute, PJ!

Am I the only person to have a "physical reaction" to Bush?

Not at all - I feel pride.

When I see him via TV, my abdomen gets tight and my heart rate goes up.

In my case, I suck in the gut and stand at Attention for my Commander-in-Chief.

I get a terrible bout of diarrhea every time he speaks...

Similar to the verbal form that all Socialists seem to have...

Smarmy insincerity and blatant ignorance, the outright lies, said with a smile in patronizing, condescending tones

He's got William the Impeached pegged right, such transposition...

The rest simply defies tolerance, which is all you hear them rail about. Pathetic...

[Budge]

Okay, 5. Tie for my highest.

Uh, Algore's White House?"

I thought it was sKerry's WH?

[Allosaurs_r_us]

We don't even want to discuss my feelings toward Slick Willy and the Wicked Witch of the East. What do these pukes have to say about traitors to this country? I guess it falls right in with their belief of globalization. Too bad we can't ship these miscreants off to Iraq, so they can get a first hand knowledge of what it takes to be free.

[wizardoz]

I was in the grocery store and a woman saw a greeting card with W on the front left near the cashier, and she picked it up and made a great show of putting it face down on a shelf, and then announced to the cashier and bag boy that she just couldn't stand to see that man's face.

I just smiled. My side is ahead, so watching the losers cringe and posture is actually kind of fun.

[Charles Henrickson]

Well, actually, when Clinton was President, I literally could not listen to his voice. I would turn off the TV, change the channel, or hit the mute button whenever his lying mug would come on.

[Springman]

We have to have President Bush on radio/TV every day just to p**s off these DUers!!!!

[WinOne4TheGipper]

All of this talk about them physically ill probably has nothing to do with the president. It's probably just a reaction to them getting a good whiff of themselves...

[Argus]

These people all seem to be on "meds", have high blood pressure, constantly bother their family doctors with their loony political paranoia, etc. One gets the impression that not only are most liberals wacky and intemperate in their opinions, they're also too medically impaired to get anything done. And maybe that's the best thing about them.

[PJ-Comix]

Even after Bush leaves office, I want the DUmmies to have these reactions whenever they see Li'l Beaver with the cigar. Of course, I need to get the DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for related comix stories) published for that to happen.

[Charles Henrickson]

He gave me Colitis.....He gave me Colitis.

Is that you, Katie Couric?

[rockthecasbah]

Thanks. Now I have to take a shower after reading that.

[Nataku X]

These type of threads normally aren't my thing; I'm not a big parody fan. However, watching DUmmies is like watching a car wreck. You know you're not supposed to, but...

All the more true in this edition. "Ant farm" is such an apt nickname for them. So many cute little tantrums from such cute little drug addicts...

[WinOne4TheGipper]

I couldn't bear to hear Reagan either. Smarmy insincerity and blatant ignorance, the outright lies, said with a smile in patronizing, condescending tones, it's all just too repugnant to experience, even via tv or radio.

Ahh, take all of Clinton's worst qualities and project them onto someone else.