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Everytime I went to DU, I felt like I needed a shower afterwards. Spare yourself, don't go there.
1 posted on 04/28/2005 10:51:57 AM PDT by Cyclops08
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To: Cyclops08

You lasted longer than I did. I was banned after a single post.


2 posted on 04/28/2005 10:55:50 AM PDT by Trampled by Lambs (This Tagline is on hiatus as I think of a new one.)
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To: Cyclops08
I try not to go there. I went once and they were bashing the troops so I left. I have never posted there. I read the DUmmie FUnnies, and it is obvious how sick these people are.
3 posted on 04/28/2005 10:58:06 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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I have over 100 posts. I don't post much because I find it hard to come up with anything to say to those psycho moon bats. I guess I'm not a very good lousy freeper troll


4 posted on 04/28/2005 10:58:13 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (no electrons were harmed in the making of this tagline, well maybe just a few...)
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Why is this a surprise. If you want to play with the DUmmies, just agitate from the left. Support the wackiest, stupidest, most outlandish things. The trick is to try to berate Democrats for not being liberal enough.

Suggest the Senate Dems should not just filibuster but stage a sit-in. Go after Hillary over her "bigoted" immigration stance. Then, when election time comes around, follow the Senate races and the fringe left candidates. Insist that they are the only true candidates. Start whole discussions on why voting for the Green, who's polling at 0.2% should get the vote over the Dem. Have some fun.

5 posted on 04/28/2005 11:00:28 AM PDT by AmishDude (Join the AD fan club: "lol, Good one AD."--gopwinsin04; "Hey, AmishDude, you are right!"-FairOpinion)
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I have banned for less even trying to build up a reputation. I made some comment like we should give Rice a chance at State and I was banned, and that was after making 30 or 40 DU talking point posts.

You have to give them credit, they would run a flawless totalitarian/SS/gulag/nation-state.


6 posted on 04/28/2005 11:01:37 AM PDT by Reagan79 (Ralph Stanley Rocks!)
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Posting all day is a very interesting observation. I am too thin skinned to go there very often but I notice the FR all but dies after work.


7 posted on 04/28/2005 11:01:40 AM PDT by biblewonk (John 2:4 "Woman, what does your concern have to do with Me?...)
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one guy DIED at his computer in his mom's basement!

Speaking of Kephra, did anyone ever hear how he died?

9 posted on 04/28/2005 11:04:35 AM PDT by Melpomene
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Why be a pilgrim in an unholy land? It is like being a Christian in Saudi Arabia.

I have yet to meet a Democrat with an IQ over that of Gump, Forest Gump.


12 posted on 04/28/2005 11:05:49 AM PDT by One Proud Dad
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Here's what got me banned, right after Election Day 2004.

"My Opus" to The Democratic Underground on 11/3/04

13 posted on 04/28/2005 11:05:51 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (The way that you wander is the way that you choose. The day that you tarry is the day that you lose.)
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To: Cyclops08

At least I got an opus in over there...:)

Okay, so you caught me. Well, actually, you didn’t. See, you’re all too DUmb to have figured me out. I was right under your noses, but you couldn’t catch me because I said all the right things (i.e., Chimp, Shrub, etc.). See, you probably clicked on this thread just because of the title. Oh, some of you may have sensed that my “playing devil’s advocate” wasn’t on the up and up, but due to my saying all the right things, I fooled most of you.

You see, I hate this website. I hate all that it stands for which, frankly, in the big picture, isn’t much (just seeing what juvenile activities you can get away with). You all remind me of what the worst in our society is. Oh, don’t think I’ll leave you alone. I’ll be back, but only to laugh at the complete lunacy that goes on here day after day and expose all of you for the hateful, anti-freedom idiots you are.

What’s that you say? I’ve just earned myself a tombstone? You mean one of those little things that say, “Here lies a disrupter. He disrupted poorly.” Well, if that’s the case, how come I’ve lasted this long? What more did I have to say to prove I was a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL? Seems to me like Skinner, Elad, and any other mods there are should have one on their profile page that says, “Here lies a moderator. He was totally inept at his job.” And I see that you’ve got new moderators. They’re probably just as dim as the old ones, so I don’t really see the point in changing.

What’s my beef with DUh? I don’t know. How about the total lack of civility displayed towards anyone who doesn’t share your exact same narrow view of the world? Anyone who doesn’t agree with you completely must be a Nazi fascist Repug. Never mind that it was people on your side who recently starved a woman to death, because her life “was not worth living”. Let me tell you something. I’ve been around disabled people. Every life is worth living.

Oh, and as for this whining about how Carter wasn’t taken as part of the official delegation to the pope’s funeral and why he wasn’t taken ahead of Condi Rice. Condi is the Secretary of State. Like it or not, it is part of her duty to go to the funerals of foreign heads of state, as the pope was. A former president is a private citizen and may be asked to go by the current president to go. Pres. Bush chose not to ask him. And by the way, I’ve heard rumors that Carter didn’t even want to go. That’s very much like him. Two popes died during his presidency, and he went to the funeral of neither.

Also, I’ve seen on here how Carter is a good man, a great humanitarian. I call BS. Carter did terrible harm to our country during his miserably failed presidency. Anything that he does with Habitat for Humanity could never make up for the damage he caused. Luckily, though, the country had enough sense to vote the little peanut guy out in 1980 and replace him with a real humanitarian. As for this business of him being a good Christian, would a good Christian go and certify fraudulent elections of dictators? Wait, I’m asking Loon-itarians, atheists, and “liberal Christians” (what an oxymoron). The correct answer is no.

Now, I can already sense your seething rage. “Chimp-ler stole two elections and you’re asking about fraudulent elections in some god-forsaken country?” How did I know you were going to ask that? Simple. I have in my possession a machine that can sense stupid questions from thousands of miles away. The answer to your question is that Bush didn’t steal either election, and that if you had even half the brain power God gave a pissant, that would be incredibly clear to you. Instead, you are lead around by that buck-toothed moron Al Franken, just like you idiots were deceived by Bev Harris. Oh, and did I mention I BELIEVE that you all are a bunch of sore losers?

Finally, I’ve noticed that you idiots adore Ron Reagan, because he spews the same garbage you do and couldn’t even keep his politics out of his eulogy at his own father’s funeral (Turning funerals into a political circus is kind of a trend with you libs, huh?). Well, my beef with that is that he’s a talentless nobody. His name is what got him a job at PMSNBC. And when you morons get tired of the novelty of having Ronald Reagan on your side politically, he will go back to being a nobody, just like when you started going to the Ditzy Twits concerts because of what they said. They lost their core audience and eventually you got tired of their style. Now their concerts are just “Wide Open Spaces”. So it will be with Ronald Prescott Reagan.

Do I expect you to listen to me? Of course not. You’ll blindly follow Pied Piper Pitt and anyone else who spews what you want to hear. Keep on doing it, because I enjoy watching the pointless “I believe” threads, and even the new “salad dressing and pie revolution” threads. I also want to add that PJ-Comix sends his best and he feels the same way. Oh and buy his book when it comes out. You will be the stars.

One final beef, though. I know you just love coming over to Free Republic and you are more than welcome to do so. You just might learn something. But, please people. The quality of your trolling is atrocious. I mean, take a look at these links:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/1385081/posts?page=1
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1384624/posts
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1384505/posts
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1383889/posts
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1380396/posts
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/keyword?k=zot

All contain logical fallacies. Worse than that, though, is the fact that most come with grammatical, spelling and punctuation errors. You may not understand this, but unlike DU, FR does have standards. Please keep in mind that you should not troll Free Republic if you are drunk, high or incapacitated by any malady (such as liberalism).

In conclusion, I would like to add:

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour p!ss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.

You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.

May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you.

You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.

You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.

After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything.

Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

Yes, that is our flame. FReepers wrote it before this pathetic website even came into existence. I say this because some of you even flamed Pres. Bush with it. We’ll thank you to get some original ideas. Commence the anger. You’re so cute when you’re angry.





14 posted on 04/28/2005 11:08:34 AM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (Democratic Underground- where dim wits go to be impressed by the intellect of half wits.)
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I got banned before I even posted! I think it was the name I used to register:

DisabledVET

For some reason they don't want disabled veterans (or probably any veterans) to post there.


16 posted on 04/28/2005 11:21:14 AM PDT by SSgtRast (Lifetime Member - Disabled American Veterans)
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I got banned there too. Couldn't take it after the election. But I'm back there again. They don't know who I am!! Hahahaha...


18 posted on 04/28/2005 11:24:50 AM PDT by queenkathy (A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.)
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Seriously, one guy DIED at his computer in his mom's basement!

C'mon, you have GOT to be making that up!

21 posted on 04/28/2005 11:28:44 AM PDT by cicero's_son
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To: Cyclops08; Trampled by Lambs

I nearly made it to 1000 posts once... after getting kicked off twice before that.

I would post two conflicting comments on the same thread to see if anyone was paying attention. Generally that just post and don't read what others had written.

I can't remember the exact thread that got me banned - but I remember an amazing amount of irrational thought on their side and when I said something... FACTUAL... I was thrown to the wolves.

It was fun while it lasted - but they are nuts. I won't be going back.


25 posted on 04/28/2005 11:42:42 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (....there isn't anyone who doesn't appreciate kindness and compassion.)
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So now after you got banned, there are only 6 DU members left?


26 posted on 04/28/2005 11:44:33 AM PDT by diamond6 (Everyone who is for abortion has already been born. Ronald Reagan)
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Big deal.
I've been banned over there several times.

One time (no, not at band camp...), someone had a link to an IQ test.
Little did I expect that any score in triple digits was cause for exile...


33 posted on 04/28/2005 11:54:24 AM PDT by BlueNgold (Feed the Tree .....)
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" Furthermore one DUer called me out as a Freeper troll. I reported him, and he got banned!"

No offense, but isn't what you did precisely what you are attacking THEM for doing? It seems they just have all around low tolerance for ANY non-PC dissent. In fact, you WERE a Freeper, and you got the guy banned for that?

I'm not criticizing you, just pointing out that those who live by the complaint to DU mods.... ;)

38 posted on 04/28/2005 12:19:55 PM PDT by Darkwolf (Jean Shepherd audio: http://www.flicklives.com/Mass_Back/mass_back.htm)
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Never been there. You're like a USAAC bomber crew coming back from a mission over Schweinfort.


41 posted on 04/28/2005 12:32:51 PM PDT by CholeraJoe (The USDA suggests 6 servings of fruit or vegetables daily. I figure 4 Bloody Mary's ought to do it.)
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I've been posting over there for years, they're still not onto me. It's so fun!


46 posted on 04/28/2005 1:08:03 PM PDT by RushCrush (Hey hey! ho ho! Kerry! sign that one-eight-oh!)
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Congratulations! To be banned by a group that vile means you must not share their poor character and judgement.


47 posted on 04/28/2005 1:09:40 PM PDT by I'm ALL Right! (WWW.TEACH-YOUR-KIDS.COM)
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