thanx for my laff-o-the-day
stop your crying, THERE'S NO CRYING ON FREE REPUBLIC!!!
(as in baseball...) here's someting good for you..
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1390151/posts
What's Hillary smell? Ted K's rat bro-in-law By Howie Carr
Can we now refer to Ted Kennedy's brother-in-law as the Donnie Brasco of the national Democratic Party?
Donnie Brasco was the FBI agent who infiltrated one of the Mafia families in New York. After he was finally outed, the boys were not pleased with the hood who had sponsored him, Sonny Black. It wasn't pretty when the garbage bag containing Sonny washed up on the shore of Sheepshead Bay.
Of course the Kennedys are above that sort of retribution. They don't sleep with the fishes. They just drink like them.
But this Ray Reggie story is very embarrassing to the Beautiful People of the Democrat Party, which is why it's so totally off the radar screen of the lame-stream media.
Still, someone's got some 'splainin' to do, now that a member of the Kennedy crime family has worn an FBI wire to entrap an associate of a competing syndicate - the Clinton crime family. Next month Ray Reggie will testify in L.A. against a Hillary ``fund-raiser'' named David Rosen.
Say what you will about the Kennedys' crime sprees. Until this moment, not one of them has ever stopped the grinnin' and dropped the linen.
Ray Reggie now becomes the first stool pigeon in the Kennedy clan.
Rats always rationalize their betrayals, and surely the brother-in-law had his reasons - namely, the feds had him cold for defrauding a bank for $3.5 million, using a bogus federal contract as collateral.
Hillary issued a statement Friday night saying she expects her boy Rosen will be exonerated at trial next month. Translation: That rat bastard Reggie never got me on tape. But if I were Ray Reggie, I wouldn't be taking any strolls in Fort Marcy Park anytime soon, nor would I be accepting a ride in Ted's Oldsmobile, unless I'm wearing a life jacket.
Reggie, of course, is the brother of Teddy's bride, Victoria. The Reggies' dad, Edmund, did a short stretch under house arrest in 1993 for misusing bank funds - do you begin to notice a pattern here?
To be inducted into the mob, you have to make your bones - kill somebody. In the Kennedy family, you have to be involved in a sex scandal with young babes. And sure enough, according to the New York Sun, Ray Reggie also has a 2002 state rap hanging over him in Louisiana.
The charge: impersonating a police officer. Ted's brother-in-law allegedly had a fake blue light in his car, and, as the prosecutor said, ``He pulls over a car full of young girls, tells them he's a cop, and wants one of them to get out, tried to get them to follow him somewhere.''
It doesn't get much more Michael Kennedy than that, does it? Perhaps this caper was Reggie's initiation ritual into the family. One thing's for sure: Despite Reggie's closeness to Bubba, this was not a Clinton deal. Clinton used real cops as his procurers - the Arkansas State Police.
The prosecutor in the local beef against Reggie added that she had never tried a case like this one.
``People say they have a document,'' she told the Sun. ``I call back. Not only is the document gone, they're gone.''
Can someone say Chappaquiddick? Can someone also say omerta - it's gone? If they want to get back to the White House in 2008, Hillary and Bill are going to have to start conducting their business in swimming pools. The feds still haven't come up with a wire that records underwater - which is also good news for Teddy, come to think of it.
There is a role for the Kennedys and some of the others in our society. Their crimes, foibles, and tragedies are shakesperean in scope.And in the shakespearian vein. Look at his face, his body, his eyes when he's on camera. He has to be rotting from the inside. He and Grand Wizard Byrd have become mere characatures of themselves.
PS: thanx for the kleenex
thanx for my laff-o-the-day