DUmmie FUnnies 04-22-05 ("Kerry still working on stolen election")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 22, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Purrcival]

I hope it mean's his ducks are in a row, and its time to start getting the story out there, meaning Kerry is going to go public with it soon. Lets hope. ...but the DU astrologers have to make sure the stars are lined up juuuust right, first!

[Charles Henrickson]

. . . prez and vice prez if they were to resign?

President Denny Hastert. Then President Ted Stevens. Then President Condi Rice. . . .

A junior senator from the minority party I think is about 147th in line.

[PJ-Comix]

I think Andy Williams sang that song. I also posted a DUmmie/Moonbat piece ala "The Lion Sleeps Tonight." BTW, I saw part of a documentary about that song. It actually originated in Africa. MANY versions of it are sung.

[Purrcival]

I think the newfound vigor, and dare I say, aggression in Kerry's persona as of late in the senate is a good indicator he's pissed... Actually, DUmmie, it means that he is trying to be noticed by the left-wing fruitcakes, such as yourselves, as a potential candidate for President in '08.

[Charles Henrickson]

Kerry has his ducks in a row:

[franksolich]

Well, P.J., this DUmmie FUnnie by itself, all alone, with no other DUmmie FUnnies needed to corroborate it, proves their utter lunacy.

Of course, we have all these other hundreds of DUmmie FUnnies to prove that, but we don't need them to prove that.

This one alone does the job.

By the way, the DUmmie Andy Stephenson is having his surgery on his pancreas on May 2nd; if one wishes to sell a certain bridge in New York City, or some real estate near Miami, to the DUmmies, he had better hurry up and get that fund-raising appeal going in DUmmieland, because I am sure the latest fund-raiser for the DUmmie Andy Stephenson will trump all other opportunities for fleecing the DUmmies.

Only in DUmmieland, where....."kisses," "hugs," "prayers," and "good wishes" are considered the same thing as legal-tender green paper.....

[PJ-Comix]

Ah! Blogspot. Same as me. If I knew how EASY it is to do a Blog there, I would have done it even EARLIER than I did. My favorite feature is how the older posts are automatically archived.

[demlosers]

"If/when Kerry makes a move, you can be sure that he'll have a complete case all wrapped up against BushCo with irrefutable evidence."

I'm going to spell it out for you DUmmies. The election was won fair and square. The computer voting machines were put in to ensure voter integrity, not the other way around - fools. Why don't you dim Dems ask to see the source code? I bet you boneheads haven't even tried. If you could see the source code, you Dims would have your fantasy shattered. Dumb @sses.

[franksolich]

My thoughts, exactly.

If they wanted to keep it "quiet," posting it in DUmmieland for P.J. to find is the same thing as trying to douse a fire with.....kerosene.

[KidGlock]

PJ-Comix: I need for Mary Matalin to contact me

I was just thinking the same thing about Anna K.

[rocksblues]

I couldn't read anymore after this comment!

that even if the hacking of the machines was done in a way that couldn't be detected, that they can detect it but it takes longer

Betting that they are not using Reynolds tin foil over at the DU!

[Purrcival]

I would not be inclined to believe that he's doing nothing. When has he ever done nothing? Ummmmm....when he was skiing, snowboarding, or wind-surfing to impress everyone with how "athletic" he is, instead of campaigning?

[Shadrak]

"...ridiculed to the point of people not believing any of what they said."

I think he did a good enough job of that during the last campaign. I chuckle to myself every time I see a pair of flip-flops!

[Purrcival]

I like to think they are all so busy in GOP land with damage control with Delay,Frist,Bolton, you name it, plus the global domination plans they have in mind, (I mean... they are busy!), that the Nov. theft nastiness trail might have slipped through their fingers. Never fear, Karl Rove has things firmly under control!. BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[stylin_geek]

You could keep DU'ers busy with a torn piece of paper tossed in a corner.

How, you ask?

Simple, just tell them it is a piece of Karl Roves' master plan to install President Bush as the new Fascist dictator.

[Purrcival]

LOL! But wait, someone's missing! Where's Elmer?

[PJ-Comix]

The 2004 Metrosexual ticket.

[Purrcival]

That would be nearly 20 years worth of "nothing", but who's counting?

[WinOne4TheGipper]

It's much better than trying to run a Geocities website. I can actually use HTML instead of trying to use their Page Editor (or whatever it's called).

[Purrcival]

Pardon me while I go roll on the floor in hysterical fits of laughter. Welcome back!