HAPPY EARTH DAY TO YOU!!!
"I'm going to blow up the Earth. Isn't that nice?" - Marvin
It's when you're an adult and still discussing serious environmental issues with the same treacly platitudes that you need to have your head examined.
Earth Day is for kids, you silly rabbits.
Practicioners of the fad-of-the-week are harmless, until they start dragging us back to the stone age. Then it becomes time to scrub out the shallow end of the gene pool.
On Earth Day, Teach Our Children Not To Fall For The Lies Of The Envinromentalist Wackos
In my college days, Earth Day was a great excuse to go out and party with some ecology chicks.
Mother Earth,`70s perfect love and snow-white turtle doves and all that hippy-dippy stuff, great, while back in the real world, *many thanks* to the goo-goos who gave us `environmentally friendly' toilets: you flush with one hand, holding a plunger in the other.
And you have to flush twice, so you actually use more water. I think of these people almost every day, not just Earth day.
At least the world is singing in perfect harmony: "Where's the d*** plunger!"
what is he referring to? Stone-age hippies in Australia?
They are now "our children" they are "My Children" or at least two of them are.
The libs have a weakness for making this presumption way to often.
I love bringing that too their attention.
Want to have a good time ? When you get into a conversation with one of these bozo's, nonchalantly say, hummm, you seem to have boundary issues with some of the children . . . then leave it there.
Drives them crazy. They'll want to go deeper into it of course because they're self centered and always looking for outside feedback on who they are.
Be nice, just say you know I'm not a professional, just a gut feeling.