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DUmmie FUnnies 04-12-05 ("kerry crap and the election")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 12, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/12/2005 7:05:20 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix
i have been going to past music and trying to pull out the revolutionary music to copy onto tape for my car. (rocket launcher) so this summer i can get kids motivated. i dont need violence, no sir, not my thing. i prefer revolution in music and dance and outside and picnics with family and kids playing. marches. democrats are so cool, we should have the coolest of revolution. and we are way smarter

LOL! This is just like the Die Hippie Die episode of South Park! This has to be a Lousy Freeper Troll masquerading as a hippie!

41 posted on 04/12/2005 7:59:41 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (King had to write, to sing the song of Gan. And I had to read. How else could Roland find the Tower?)
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To: PJ-Comix
kerry crap


42 posted on 04/12/2005 8:00:03 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Unnngh. . . .)
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To: PJ-Comix
According to DUmmie theology, Kerry ran a better campaign than Bush and actually won the election.

Okay, so does that mean that Kerry, the real president, beat Gore, the real incumbent last November?


43 posted on 04/12/2005 8:00:59 PM PDT by alnick (Rice 2005: We've only just begun to see what Freedom can achieve.)
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To: PJ-Comix

[Even people in Vietnam said those lies were outrageous...]

...because their Commie watchers were right beside them during the interview, making sure these Vietnamese said all the "right" things.


44 posted on 04/12/2005 8:02:21 PM PDT by Purrcival (Be kind to me, I'm a recovering moonbat)
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To: PJ-Comix

----i dont need violence, no sir, not my thing. i prefer revolution in music and dance and outside and picnics with family and kids playing.----

The DUmmie Underground: the Partridge Family of the musical revolution.

-Dan

45 posted on 04/12/2005 8:02:41 PM PDT by Flux Capacitor (John Z. DeLorean -- 1925 - 2005)
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To: PJ-Comix

[Actually, Barbara Boxer would make a great President in such a crisis...]

BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can...not...type...laughing...too...hard...


46 posted on 04/12/2005 8:04:01 PM PDT by Purrcival (Be kind to me, I'm a recovering moonbat)
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To: KJC1

All your balloons belong to us!


47 posted on 04/12/2005 8:06:02 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.)
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[For all we know at 2006 we could win back the majority and have impeachment hearings for the whole Bush administration and put in Kerry and Edwards. One can dream.]

I beelieeeeeve. I BELIEEEEEEEVE that we'll win back the majority in the House and the Senate in 2006, and * will be impeached in the House and convicted in the Senate, and then John Kerry will swoop in on his white horse and take his rightful place in the White House! The Kerry face on the Democrat grilled cheese sandwich told me so. I BELIEEEEEVE! I BELIEEEE....What? What's this about some idiotic rules about "succession"* ? WHAT???? PRESIDENT CHENEY????????


*NOTE: "succession" = "secession" to the DUmmies


48 posted on 04/12/2005 8:07:52 PM PDT by Purrcival (Be kind to me, I'm a recovering moonbat)
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[For all we know at 2006 we could win back the majority and have impeachment hearings for the whole Bush administration and put in Kerry and Edwards. One can dream.]

I beelieeeeeve. I BELIEEEEEEEVE that we'll win back the majority in the House and the Senate in 2006, and * will be impeached in the House and convicted in the Senate, and then John Kerry will swoop in on his white horse and take his rightful place in the White House! The Kerry face on the Democrat grilled cheese sandwich told me so. I BELIEEEEEVE! I BELIEEEE....What? What's this about some idiotic rules about "succession"* ? WHAT???? PRESIDENT CHENEY????????


*NOTE: "succession" = "secession" to the DUmmies


49 posted on 04/12/2005 8:07:52 PM PDT by Purrcival (Be kind to me, I'm a recovering moonbat)
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To: PJ-Comix
how the media makes Bush look like a god.

What media have you been watching, DUmmie?!

50 posted on 04/12/2005 8:09:18 PM PDT by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: cyborg; fortunecookie

Have you seen #21? LOL


51 posted on 04/12/2005 8:10:16 PM PDT by Petronski (I thank God Almighty for a most remarkable blessing: John Paul the Great.)
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Upstanding??? Man of honor???? I DON"T THINK SO!!!!

These folks not only need working keyboard, with Cap Keys! the desperately need dictionaries!!!


52 posted on 04/12/2005 8:10:27 PM PDT by gidget7 (Get GLSEN out of our schools!!!!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
-- I'm thinking about 51% K - 48% B,

Try 40%K - 60%B

53 posted on 04/12/2005 8:11:44 PM PDT by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

LMAO Dasher!


54 posted on 04/12/2005 8:12:34 PM PDT by gidget7 (Get GLSEN out of our schools!!!!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

[One can dream of an entirely NEW constitution since our current one provides NO PLACE in presidential succession for either Ketchup Boy or the Breck Girl.]

Say, wasn't Rush talking about this on Monday? I think he said something about some idiotic group at Yale talking about how THEY would write the Constitution. I'm sure they would write in a way for Ketchup Boy and Breck Girl to succeed ("secede" in DUmmie-speak) Bush. OH, and every election must be won by a DUmmiecrat.


55 posted on 04/12/2005 8:12:41 PM PDT by Purrcival (Be kind to me, I'm a recovering moonbat)
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He had a campaign?

Yeah, really. Forgive my French, but Kerry/Edwards was the shittiest campaign I've seen since Mondale/Ferraro. Haven't any of those people ever seen "The Warroom?"

I mean, I'm glad it was so awful, but sheesh, was it ever awful! September was a-gaffe-a-day.

56 posted on 04/12/2005 8:14:28 PM PDT by Petronski (I thank God Almighty for a most remarkable blessing: John Paul the Great.)
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57 posted on 04/12/2005 8:15:00 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

OMG! Did you do that?

It's perfect.


58 posted on 04/12/2005 8:15:06 PM PDT by Petronski (I thank God Almighty for a most remarkable blessing: John Paul the Great.)
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To: PJ-Comix

[I wish he would go after the SBVT a*******.]

Oh, he made LOTS of noise about doing just that a couple of months ago. But come to think of it, I really haven't heard anything about it since then. Kerry must be hoping that the DUMmies will just forget about that minor detail.


59 posted on 04/12/2005 8:15:52 PM PDT by Purrcival (Be kind to me, I'm a recovering moonbat)
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[when they f*cked up the balloon drop at the convention and his brother was all bent out of shape cursing the happenings. "Why aren't the f*cking balloons coming down?!?" ]

My favorite part of the DUmmiecratic Convention!


60 posted on 04/12/2005 8:18:16 PM PDT by Purrcival (Be kind to me, I'm a recovering moonbat)
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