DUmmie FUnnies 04-12-05 ("Republicans....Like a weird ant farm")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 12, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

I just e-mailed Mary Matalin the links to the last few issues of the DUFUs. Hopefully she is seeing them. So far no response which might be a good sign if she is actually looking at the DUmmie FUnnies and is taking time to consider them. Right now I sort of feel like a stalker due to sending her these e-mails a couple of times a week but it can't be helped. If someone knows of a better way to get this stuff to her attention, then let me know. All I know is that this is starting to get frustrating. I KNOW in my bones that a DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for the related comix stories) will be a HUGE seller IF it ever gets published. I am also holding an ace up my sleeve to ENSURE that it will be a success once it is published but don't want to reveal what it is so as to keep it from the copycats.

[beckysueb]

If we don't find a way to exterminate them soon,

They are serious about this.

[beckysueb]

good paying jobs;

I wonder where they think they are going to get the good paying jobs when they think anyone who tries to create jobs is evil and they do everything in their power to stop people in a position to create jobs.

[Democratshavenobrains]

The DUmmies are more like dung beetles. They even start with the same two letters.

[gidget7]

LOL or maggots!!

[franksolich]

Just keep it up, P.J.

Lightning strikes at the most-unexpected places, and the more ground the DUmmie FUnnies take up (in time, in exposure, in publicity), the more likely it is lightning will strike.

[Amityschild]

DUmmies are obsessed!!! Obsessed with conservatives, republicans, elections...I've never seen such blind obsession.

[Scothia]

The DUmmies are more like dung beetles. They even start with the same two letters.

Everyone stop defaming the hardworking ant, please. These creatures all know their reason for living, and dedicate themselves unconditionally to achieving that end. They work past their own comfort and wants, carrying many times their own weight for the good of others. Does that sound like a DUmmie to you?

No way are DUmmies ants. They are termites, gorging until the core rots out from beneath them; then moving on to leaver ever more destruction in their wake.

[PJ-Comix]

Maybe Mary is waiting to surprise me with a book contract for my birthday. To tell you the truth I would rather she just give me a bathing suit or something for that event and give me the book contract NOW!!!

[PJ-Comix]

Oh, I did hear Rush today talking about Andrea Dworkin. Right after I heard that I sent him the Dworkin DUFU thread from yesterday along with links to a few more DUFUs.

[PJ-Comix]

DUmmies are obsessed!!! Obsessed with conservatives, republicans, elections...I've never seen such blind obsession.

I guess you've never seen me sending e-mails to Mary Matalin plugging the DUmmie FUnnies for a book deal.

[Flux Capacitor]

----It`s the motley crew in us Democrats that makes me realize that winning at all cost isn`t the most important thing.----

----excellent analogy motley crew with integrity----

Motley Crews with more integrity than the DUmmie Underground:

-Dan (that's right, me too)

[Raffus]

Okay I know this was pinged early this morning (while I'm working), but if true that the DUmmie FUnnie deal is in jeopardy because of another conservative is insane! This ping; list is the "list of list" in my humble opinion.

Good luck PJ. This is a powerful reason why I'm here. Funny beyond belief and you make me LOL! It's an after work "must have". Thank you for all your efforts at commentary of DU. Way too funny!

[MoochPooch]

" . . . because we have *gasp* big (five children) families . . . ."


Now, that IS a penis issue ;-).

[Charles Henrickson]

Republicans just form a line when Karl pushes the "Get Active" button

"Time to get the troops in line. Shall we, gentlemen? On three. . . ."

[Charles Henrickson]

"OK, men, I just got the message from Lord Rove.
Now . . . GET ACTIVE!"

[Charles Henrickson]

Repugs though, they are a different animal altogether. Think of them as the warrior ants from the planet F*ckus.

It's . . .

A PERFECT ROVIAN SWARM!

[shezza]

ROFLOL!

[Charles Henrickson]

It's a RepublicAnt Congress these days.

[Charles Henrickson]

What do you get the man who's got everything? I speak, of course, of Undy Stephenson.