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That should do it with the DUFUs until Monday. I sure hope Mary Matalin studies my DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for related comix stories) proposal over the weekend. If Mary Matalin wants to offer me a multi-million dollar book contract, she can contact me at: PJ-Comix.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 04/01/2005 4:23:45 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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First!!


2 posted on 04/01/2005 4:24:20 PM PST by KoRn (~Halliburton Told Me......)
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first


3 posted on 04/01/2005 4:24:28 PM PST by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


5 posted on 04/01/2005 4:24:52 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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There are two types of terrorists the evil terrorists like george bush, and the disenfranchised terrorist who starts with salad dressing.

So the DUmmies now claim they are terrorists. Let's lock 'em up in Gitmo.

10 posted on 04/01/2005 4:29:41 PM PST by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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It is ironic though, that these pranks are widely reported, when millions of people in the streets marching, is not.. Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
11 posted on 04/01/2005 4:32:39 PM PST by cripplecreek (I'm apathetic but really don't care.)
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[We didn’t win the election in November! WAAAAAH! I am soooo frustrated so I’m just gonna throw stuff! WAAAAAH!!!]

....and Waaaaaa-no DUFU till Monday????

12 posted on 04/01/2005 4:35:34 PM PST by luvie (Freedom is on the march. Freedom is the birthright and deep desire of every human soul.GWB 3-29-05)
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The spirit of the Boston Tea Party lives in anyone who opposes this heavy-handed regime which puts dissenters in corrals and muffles the voices of the opposition

What a drama queen....

13 posted on 04/01/2005 4:35:45 PM PST by NeoCaveman (Abortion, euthanasia , socialized medicine, don't Democrats just kill you.....)
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"Civil disobedience is a long-held tenet of our country and "first amendment zones", hermetically sealed leaders and storm-troopers lining the streets are starting to bring out the "kid" in all of us.."


The first time I heard about "no protest zones" was shortly after the WTO rioting in Seattle. (When slick willie was president)


14 posted on 04/01/2005 4:39:01 PM PST by cripplecreek (I'm apathetic but really don't care.)
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They want a war?



VS



Bring it on!
15 posted on 04/01/2005 4:41:03 PM PST by speed_addiction (Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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BTTT


16 posted on 04/01/2005 4:42:12 PM PST by hattend (Liberals! Beware the Perfect Rovian Storm [All Hail the Evil War Monkey King, Chimpus Khan!])
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If the people here really cared about their protests, they'd load up on salad dressing, bring their farm animals to Bush's speeches and wear loose-fitting pants so they could moon Ann Coulter at appropriate moments.

Is it me or does this make absolute no sense (?) Personally, I wouldn't want no DUmmie mooning me. YUK!

17 posted on 04/01/2005 4:48:13 PM PST by Raffus (Thanks to all Veterans for their service to our Country.)
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Well written! And AMEN!

WTF ??????

The new DUmmie platform "throw something "..... DUmb DUmb DUmmies ;-)

20 posted on 04/01/2005 4:53:02 PM PST by Deetes (Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick)
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WOW!
are these idiots so insane, they really can't see that for every action there is........... well you know.

all this pie throwing makes me think that white tooth and black fang were dummies and ol' soupy was a conservative.
(OBVIOUS AGE SHOWING HERE)


24 posted on 04/01/2005 4:56:24 PM PST by 537cant be wrong (no kittie! thats my pot pie!)
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OMG! A DUmmie egg toss?

Quick, someone call PETA!
25 posted on 04/01/2005 4:56:52 PM PST by maggief
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I'd say that 20% of the Democrat party are the true liberals. Marry anything on two to four legs, abortions with your latte, pull the plug on everyone over 80, burn every cross (but not on someone's lawn) type liberals. 20% are so fed up with the party they're voting Republican, and 60% are just drones who pull the Democrat tab because that's just what they do.

So, yeah, I could see why they're frustrated. The people who believe that democracy should be underground just don't understand why everyone isn't doing things their way. They're the extreme of the party, but they view themselves as the mainstream because so many of their leaders have pandered to them for so long.

But even for the leadership, you're seeing a stepping away from the edge, and that's REALLY ticking them off. The Democrats aren't trying to move to the middle, but they are trying to step away from their own extremists. So yeah, everything they see is going to seem like propaganda because not even their own leaders are spouting the same junk as they.

Salad dressing, eggs and pie - that's pretty much all they have left.


33 posted on 04/01/2005 5:19:33 PM PST by kingu (What is union scale wage for staging a protest anyway?)
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How do you defend yourself against a man who is armed with salad dressing?

Release the .....

49 posted on 04/01/2005 5:52:40 PM PST by reg45
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bring their farm animals

They could always bring DUmmie Faye, the cow.

70 posted on 04/01/2005 10:43:05 PM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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..especially when it's tossed by an adolescent girl

... as most DUmmie "men" are. :)

78 posted on 04/02/2005 9:47:52 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
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The reason they don't have to is that they have virtually unlimited air time, and have the capability to "silence" any and all "guests" who dare to disagree with them.

Based on my observation of them (especially the protester/activist types) the liberal definition of "silence is...

1. to debate, especially to defeat in open and fair debate due to superior ideas.
2. to ignore.

Take a protest at a Carlyle Group office in Manhattan that I once featured in the Caption-A-Rama. These are people who can hold aprotest blocking a business, a protest that was probably planned for weeks, with a rent-a-mob (confirmed by comparing photos of other events), street performers, a pet photographer (Fred Askew), good media coverage, police protection, etc. Then they post pictures of themselves doing it on the Internet, both on Indymedia and Askew's site, and what are the picures of? Half of them are of old hippy biddies (surely, if conservatives were going t throw down, these frail old woman couldhave been left home) and the other half are photos of peaopl with duct tape over their mouths because the 1st amendment was no longer in effect. They even had a MOAB proclaiming that they have no 1st Amendment rights.

The president and his minions travel the US on OUR dime, and then speak before hand-picked audiences.

Actually, that perfectly describes the Reid-Pelosi-Durbin-Dorgan anti-reform road show that's going on. Of the Dems, only The Swimmer has spoken before a non-screened audience, and he got "ambushed" with a trick question: How come we can't have personal accounts if federal employees do? Always cool in n emergency (just ask Mary Jo Kopechne), Kennedy lost it all over the guy as if he'd asked him when he stopped beating his wife.

If a detractor manages to get inside, and has the courage to say his/her piece, they are unceremoniously escorted OUT, and possibly arrested.

Sure, and I love seeing all those conservatives arguing with Al Gore at those MoveOn.org speeches. Hey, wait a minute...

A person like Coulter is paid 10s of thousands of dollars to spew hatred, and then "deputizes" burly republican students to "throw the dissenters out". This is incitement to violence, pure and simple, and she's being paid by a university that is supported by ALL our tax dollars, democrats and republicans.

UW Whitwater tried to hire Ann a few weeks ago--right after they brought in Ward Churchill. Gues it cuts both ways...

[Poor Baby SoCalDem. Can’t argue with conservatives so he is just going to toss stuff and make a big messy-poo. WAAAAH!!! Frustrated crybaby SoCalDem needs a diaper change because folks won’t take his idiocy seriously. WAAAAAH!!!]

LOL!

None of these bold "attacks" are sophisticated or even original, but it's a symptom of just how frustrated half (or more) of the nation has become.

I thought it was a symptom of how your side has no ability to get down intellectually and is a bunch of knuckle-dragging barbarroud bags of crap besides.

It is ironic though, that these pranks are widely reported, when millions of people in the streets marching, is not..

My tuchis! You couldn't get mre than a few hundred in New York! Less than 100 in Paris! I just finished looking at the Houston photos and i've held barbecues with bigger attendance. Face it, when people saw what was going on in Iraq was not just propaganda, they refused to be apologists for mass graves and terror training camps. You lose, pitstain.

Civil disobedience is a long-held tenet of our country

Sorry, I'm not able to envision Rosa Parks throwing a pie at George Wallace...or Sheets Byrd and Ernest Hollings, for that matter.

and "first amendment zones",

What if, in the age of suicide bombers, the protester "rabble" of all ideological stripes was a safe distance from potential targets but could use technology to get their message to the whole world? Man, that would be like tyranny, Dude. Everybody knows you're not free until you can throw things at the President, it's right in the Constitution next to the legalized marijuana clause. One last question for SoCalDem: How many 1st Amendment zones are there in Cuba?

[You’re a disenfranchised terrorist? And what was the cause of this disenfranchisement? You lost the right to vote? ]No, he lost the ability to choose blue cheese ipping sauce at his local fast food joint. Truly, our society dies...

The spirit of the Boston Tea Party lives in anyone who opposes this heavy-handed regime which puts dissenters in corrals and muffles the voices of the opposition.

Awe, they think they're Sam Adams, isn't that cute!

The professional liars, Swiftboat and all their adherents, are paid to get on the nightly news.

Jim Wasser, an IBEW electrician from Illinois, hated John Kerry's guts and considered him a traitor for 30 years. He was also completely uninterested in politics at every level. Then Kerry became the Dem nominee, and whaddaya know? Suddenly Kerry's a hero, Wasser loves him and politics and wantsto be a delegate to the Dem convention. Compare that with John O'Neill, and see what stinks.

We need our voices heard over Bush's paid thugs.

Ask Bev Harris for money, she's got some.

And the media loves the visual of a gooey pie sliding down the face of some smug blowhard.

Like, say, George Soros?

82 posted on 04/04/2005 11:25:22 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Karol Wojtyla, my brother, thank you for being you. Rest in Joy.)
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