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DUmmie FUnnies 03-08-05 ("So why doesn't Kerry sue the Swift Boat liars now?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 8, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/08/2005 7:45:54 AM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix

Did you notice Drudge is now running his big headline "scoop", that you posted YESTERDAY about TeRAYsa's inane "mother machines" comments????


41 posted on 03/08/2005 9:27:05 AM PST by visualops
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To: RogerWilko
"Man I hate when that happens!"
 
I know what you mean. It is what sets us apart from the DUmmies. We are damn near anal retentive about our grammar and spelling. The idiots at DU don't know any better, even though they are the more intelligent portion of the population.
 
Until they clean up their act and face the known facts about their candidates they are doomed to obscurity. I hope they never get a clue. It will mean and end to them in American politics.

42 posted on 03/08/2005 9:28:03 AM PST by Allosaurs_r_us (Idaho Carnivores for Conservatism)
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To: Jaded

The AARP are hardly a bunch of harmless blue-haired ladies.
Dig a little.


43 posted on 03/08/2005 9:36:33 AM PST by visualops
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To: visualops

FreeRepublic - Read tomorrow's news today.


44 posted on 03/08/2005 9:39:23 AM PST by kingu (Which would you bet on? Iraq and Afghanistan? Or Haiti and Kosovo?)
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To: visualops
Did you notice Drudge is now running his big headline "scoop", that you posted YESTERDAY about TeRAYsa's inane "mother machines" comments????

Yeah. I just checked that out. It is a big, above the title headline about TeRAYzuh and this story. Hmmm.... I didn't know that Drudge was a DUFU fan. Hi Matt!

45 posted on 03/08/2005 9:49:25 AM PST by PJ-Comix ( Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
He has got to stand up and be counted. In reality, the opportunity is now gone, and with it the destruction of America

[Kerry’s failure to sign form 180 means the destruction of America?]

No, no, no, pay attention-- it's his failure to stand up and be counted that means the destruction of America.

46 posted on 03/08/2005 9:54:56 AM PST by pigsmith
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To: PJ-Comix

Note to DUmmies. John Kerry is NEVER going to sign a Standard Form 180 releasing ALL of his military records for public scrutiny, even though he recently said he would.

So unless he does, you might want to consider something; that he's everything the Swift Boat Vets say he is. A rich spoiled opportunistic cowardly communist loving POS who desecrated the uniform of the nation he was supposed to serve, and even worse, the good men who wore that uniform and served our nation with pride and honor.

Now tuck your tail between your legs and crawl back to your Kool Aid stand. There now, that's a good DUmmie.




47 posted on 03/08/2005 10:03:04 AM PST by planekT
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To: PJ-Comix

Kerry would have to also sue the source of most of the vile anti Kerry "lies" the Swift Boat Vets used in their book, a man named John Kerry.


48 posted on 03/08/2005 10:30:24 AM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (Witty tag line on back order.)
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To: PJ-Comix

You perhaps have a wider audience than you think.

I wouldn't count on the market for the DUmmie FUnnies book as just being members of Free Republic, their families, conservatives, Republicans, et al.--I think the market is wider than that.

In fact, I daresay there is even a market within DUmmieland for the DUmmie FUnnies book--surely good for at least 5,000 copies, which is not small change.

Not that DUmmies would buy the book-edition DUmmie FUnnies for enlightenment or amusement, but simply to point out, and boast, "Hey, look at this! Here I am! Look at me, I'm in a book, this book!"

Prima donnas, the DUmmies; they tolerate even being made fun of, just so long as they get to "star."


49 posted on 03/08/2005 10:40:33 AM PST by franksolich (ask me for the links to ALL of the famous P.J.'s DUmmie FUnnies)
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To: PJ-Comix

50 posted on 03/08/2005 10:43:38 AM PST by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: planekT
A rich spoiled opportunistic cowardly communist loving POS who desecrated the uniform of the nation he was supposed to serve, and even worse, the good men who wore that uniform and served our nation with pride and honor.

First thing I thought of was this cartoon! :)


51 posted on 03/08/2005 10:57:55 AM PST by MarineBrat ("God is dead"- Nietzsche,1886. "Nietzsche is dead"- God,1901)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Don't worry, maybe you can trot out Al "I was a journalist in Vietnam" Gore again.

He's tan, he's rested and he's ready to DANCE!!Image hosted by Photobucket.com
52 posted on 03/08/2005 11:00:02 AM PST by StrictTime (Since FR, my life is as good as an Abba song. It's as good as "Dancing Queen".)
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To: MarineBrat

Hey, you're right. I left out lying scum sucking flip-flopping rich widow chasing Euro-trash wanna be cheese eating surrender monkey.

Thanks!


53 posted on 03/08/2005 11:06:37 AM PST by planekT
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To: PJ-Comix

Not only did he say he would sign it, he called out the sbvt to reveal their records too. And John ONeal did, just that!

psst, no mention Kerry will soon be out of the Senate as well!! These folks are so utterly clueless!


54 posted on 03/08/2005 11:26:40 AM PST by gidget7
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To: Goodgirlinred

Meet the Press is a Sunday morning news show, on NBC not FOX. LOL


55 posted on 03/08/2005 11:29:52 AM PST by gidget7
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To: StrictTime
Apparently Alphonse Capote Gore isn't ready to dance.

At least in DUmmieland yesterday (Monday), the DUmmies were alternately whining and cheering that he is not running in 2008--but caveat; I did not see any mention of this at any other sources, so the news about Al not running might, or might not, be real.

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56 posted on 03/08/2005 11:37:27 AM PST by franksolich (ask me for the links to ALL of the famous P.J.'s DUmmie FUnnies)
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To: NRA1995

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, spumoni ice cream! I have seen or had that in many years...


57 posted on 03/08/2005 11:42:32 AM PST by 7.62 x 51mm (• Veni • Vidi • Vino • Visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
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To: PJ-Comix
Baloney. Kerry was in Cambodia ferrying CIA operatives, one of whom happened to be Christie Whitman's husband. She blurted it out once early last year on the Daily Show that her husband once spent a week in Cambodia with Kerry.

I've never heard this before. Is this true? I rarely watch the Daily Show. Considering all the problems this Cambodia story caused for Kerry, you'd think if he had this kind of proof, he'd have trotted CW's husband out ASAP...assuming, of course, her husband is former CIA, who was covertly operating in Cambodia. And why in the heck would we give weapons to the Khmer Rouge? Wouldn't they have been able to get what they needed from Russia and/or China? If Kerry was giving weapons to communists, I doubt it was at the behest of the government.

Wait, I think I've figured it out! This whole thing was an EVIL plot by the Nixon administration (hatched by Karl Rove, no doubt, even though he was just barely out of high school and Nixon wasn't yet president). Rove, the psychic evil genius must have known that someday he would have to go up against Kerry...so, they dreamed up a scheme where Kerry (ALL by himself) would ferry a CIA agent who would one day go on to marry a ditzy blonde, into Cambodia to give weapons to the Khmer Rouge. That way, when the day came for Rove's candidate to face Kerry, Kerry could be discredited. After all, why would somebody like Kerry stand up and scream on the floor of the senate that the event was "seared" in his memory if it wasn't true? Boggles the mind. Cindie

58 posted on 03/08/2005 11:43:54 AM PST by gardencatz
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To: PJ-Comix
it's simple really...to sue and counter sue one has to testify. He's told sooooo many lies so far he can't keep track. By now he don't even know where Cambodia is...


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59 posted on 03/08/2005 11:47:26 AM PST by Doogle (8th AF...4077thTFW....408MMS....Ubon Thailand "69"..Night Line Delivery ..AMMO)
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To: planekT
Hey, you're right. I left out lying scum sucking flip-flopping rich widow chasing Euro-trash wanna be cheese eating surrender monkey.

Don't forget henpecked! He's certainly henpecked! Oh, and deceitful! We couldn't leave that out. Ah, and he's also very flimflammish! You know... used-car-salesmanish! Er... ah, lessee... hollow, rotten, cunning, evasive, double-dealing, two timing, conniving, guileful, indirect, mendacious.... er, ah... where's my crossword puzzle dictionary... ah, covinous, sirenic, depraved, bemoaning, regrettable, woeful, dolorous, self-congratulatory, turntail... (deep breath) ...ignoble, base, foul, rank, slimy, basehorn, JERK!

I regret that he ever had the chance to defile an American Military uniform!

Let the DU lurkers drink dogwater, for this I say about "Hanoi" John Effin' Kerry!

Sincerely,

MarineBrat

60 posted on 03/08/2005 11:58:25 AM PST by MarineBrat ("God is dead"- Nietzsche,1886. "Nietzsche is dead"- God,1901)
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