[doug from upland]

The little sociopaths will love this one. Those without a sense of humor live a very unhappy life.

MIDI - BOTH SIDES NOW

Every white guy’s honkey scum…and every black’s a lazy bum
Italians all are Mafia…I’ve learned my history

The Germans started every war…each Catholic high school girl’s a whore
Colombians all deal cocaine…all Jews want things for free

I’ve looked around and I can see…I'm glad we have diversity
I hate all people equally…I don’t want anyone to live… next to me

Puerto Ricans love their knives…and athletes always beat their wives
The Mexicans all sneak in here…male dancers all are queer

An Asian woman cannot drive…why must a towel head be alive
A redneck’s IQ’s fifty five…the Irish chug their beer

I’ve looked around and I can see…I'm glad we have diversity
I hate all people equally…I don’t want anyone to live… next to me

[Petronski]

You're goin' to hell for that one. LOL

[Celtjew Libertarian]

MIDI - BOTH SIDES NOW

Best use of that tune I've ever seen.

[An Old Marine]

Hey you left out Injuns!!!

I demand equal time, and an apology, and affirmative actions, and quotas guaranteeing an equal number of offensive jokes about Indians in the future!

You'll be hearing from my old buddy Wardie Churchill!!!!

[Scothia]

Doug, another winner safely in your corner. I don't think I'll get this out of my head the whole rest of the day. (Also far superior to the original Joni Mitchell "Care Bears, Moonbeams and Lollipops" sap-pap. One of my favorite movie scenes of all time is in You've Got Mail when the Tom Hanks character lambastes it.)