DUmmie FUnnies 02-25-05 ("BREAKING: Kerry/Edwards File More Ohio Election Motions!!!")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 25, 2005 | Pied Piper Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[just me]

oops... possiblbly = possibly.

[William of Orange]

LMAO!

wtf is wrong with these DUmmies? have they no long term memories? or does the Rove delete their long term memories every now and then via his mindcontrol link with DU?

[William of Orange]

DA PLAN! DA PLAN! WE FINALLY GET TO KNOW ABOUT DA PLAN!!! /lol

[KC_Conspirator]

I love that they are wasting valuable time and effort on this baseless cause. However, since 911, this has been the case.

[kenth]

About 4 major psychics have said so.


ahhh hehehe... woooo!

[Welsh Rabbit]

Seven thousand cases in two years? C'mon, it's possible, just do the math.... /sarcasm

[Da Bilge Troll]

Not minor psychics, mind you. Major psychics, the big ones. Four of 'em.

No! "About" four! Could be five, even!

[lutz]

PJ, isn't there a few freepers who have gotten published(I know I just saw a thread recently about one)? Have you asked any of them if they have any contacts and/or advice they can give you to get your book deal off the ground?

I'll go do a search & see if I can locate the thread I saw after I get out of work tonight (unless someone else can find it first)

[finnman69]

Yep. They live in their own world. Where * = Bush for some stupid reason.

* is a LW/DU thang. It refers to their assumptions that history books will have asterisks next to Bush's name in Presidential lists because he "was elected by the Supreme Court". BARF

[dr_pat]

Did you know that Jeff answered an interview question about the best kind of query letter to attach to a submission?

NEFF: ...You've stated elsewhere that a well written query letter is key to snagging an agent's attention. Can you briefly explain what components the ideal query should include? ...

KLEINMAN: How's this? Single Page. The first paragraph, a catchy but professional introduction. How you heard of agent, great plot idea, and so forth. Then paragraph 2, your experience, credentials for writing the book, professional and/or personal experience. Your credentials are crucial for nonfiction, and may be less important for fiction where the quality of the writing is paramount--but sell yourself. Nobody thinks it's bragging ... Paragraph three, a description of the project in one or two sentences. If fiction, one or two sentence "log line," plus word count, and if nonfiction, a brief description of the project, plus finish this sentence: "My book is the first book that I ..." ALWAYS include a self-addressed stamped envelope (SASE), as well as all other means of contacting you (phone, fax, email). And always include the first sample pages (or chapters). If fiction, then include the first page of the book along with the cover letter.

...or you could just send an avalance of Google references his way...

[franksolich]

The usual DUmmie reality exit strategy.

Nope, nothing new here.

[beckysueb]

I still contend it IS Kerry's destiny to be President (and NOT as late as 2008). How we'll ever get this through the Repug-controlled court system will be a major miracle in itself, but....forever the optimist...fingers crossed!

Uhhh.....Forgive me for asking, DUmmie, but just how is taking down Bush going to get Kerry in the WH?

[Hoodlum91]

PJ, you're getting screwed out of your book deal.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2703345

If that can be made into a book deal, why not DUmmy FUnnies? At the very least they could have asked you for your insightful comments.

[techcor]

I vaguely knew it had something to do with Trudeau but I can hardly believe that they think that history books will reflect their idiotic beliefs. What am I saying? Their DUh's. Of course they believe something like that. They think Kerry will become president before 2008.

[beckysueb]

Schadenfreunde so delicious that one absolutely must have a cigarette after reading it.

Oh, absolutely! Having a cigarette and a delicious cup of chocolate velvet coffee right now. Wonderful!

[Tribune7]

Wow. These people should not be allowed to drive or take out money from the bank accounts without a guardians consent.

[dr_pat]

seven by seven/ to shout an "F'n"

LOL! That's spot-on!

But five by five/ to get a life is obviously incorrect (however much it fits the rhythm) because these folks have no clue how to go about getting a life.

[beckysueb]

Yep, it's brewin' like burrito night at the nursing home.

Well there went my mouthful of chocolate velvet coffee! All over the moniter.

[freedumb2003]

Since the DUmmies have very short attention spans he recycles it about once every six weeks or so.

"Bright shiny object? Ohh goood!"

[infidel29]

I REALLY want the evidence against the demonrats in Wisconsin to come out now. I'm so tired of these idiots, I just can't take them anymore.