DUmmie FUnnies 02-25-05 ("BREAKING: Kerry/Edwards File More Ohio Election Motions!!!")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 25, 2005 | Pied Piper Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Deetes]

Pit again :) skerry's errand boy .

[epow]

I'm telling you, Bushco are NOT going to serve out their term. About 4 major psychics have said so.

And I'm telling you, four major psychiatrists have said that you WILL remain in this institution as long as you continue to have these drug induced hallucinations.

[FDNYRHEROES]

"Fried Piper" is more like it...

[Charles Henrickson]

[Referring to my "The Ants Go Marching" song in post 76 . . .]

But five by five/ to get a life is obviously incorrect (however much it fits the rhythm) because these folks have no clue how to go about getting a life.

Well, that was kind of the point. Since "the little one stopped to get a life," it meant that he didn't have one and needed to get one.

Besides, it was hard to get something to rhyme (even marginally) with "five". ;-)

[45semi]

"Not me! I’ve broken out the champagne and plan an all night victory party for Kerry.
BELIEEEEEVE!!!

If a person wasnt manic-depressive BEFORE they started posting on DU, they sure as hell would be after a few months...

[luvie]

BREAKING: Kerry/Edwards File More Ohio Election Motions. The documents have been posted.
WOW!!! What a revelation! PP Pitt is soooo on top of things! He's gonna be coming up with sKerry/Edwards conspiracy theories clear past the NEXT election!

[luvie]

One in particular, I remember, said that by 2006, Bush would have NO connection with Power.

Noooo. He/She said POWELL! POWELL!!! And seee, Powell is gone and Condi is now kickin' bu** all over Europe! It's a miracle is what it is!

[hinckley buzzard]

"These fools had better get used to drinking from the bitter cup of disappointment."

This is a truly unprecedented development in American politics. It couldn't exist without he internet, but even so, I can't imagine a parallel scenario in the history of American politics. These people are clinically disturbed.

To play off a cliche, the inmates are trying to take over the asylum.

[PatriotGirl827]

ok - i have to ask: what does BFEE stand for??

[Purrcival]

Un-freakin'-believable. Doesn't take much to make these DUmmies sail into euphoria, does it? Makes the inevitable crash that much worse.

DUmmie Suicide Hotline: 1-800-BUSH-WON

[PJ-Comix]

PJ, isn't there a few freepers who have gotten published(I know I just saw a thread recently about one)? Have you asked any of them if they have any contacts and/or advice they can give you to get your book deal off the ground?

Yes but it was either by self publishing or publish by order. Neither model works for me especially since I need to have a CD-ROM insert. I need a major publisher willing to spend at least $10,000 on the artwork. Not for me but for the cartoonists. However, I KNOW such a book would sell a BARE MINIMUM of 20,000 books and at about $30 per book retail, they more than make all their costs back. Hell, I think I could get 20,000 book sales just from Freepers alone.

[PJ-Comix]

...or you could just send an avalance of Google references his way...

Eventually, when he googles his name, he will see that he and DUmmie FUnnies are intertwined. Hee! Hee!

[PatriotGirl827]

Excellent analysis, Mr. Silverback. LOL!!

[PJ-Comix]

Too tired to do a DUFU edition tonight. Will be back with another DUFU on Monday. See ya then!!!

[Purrcival]

How about "Upside-Down" by Diana Ross?

"Upside-down,
Boy ya turn me
Inside-out..."

[Purrcival]

[It's all part of Kerry's Plan. He has a Plan, you know.]

But alas, he wouldn't tell us what it was unless/until we elected him. But we didn't. So I guess we'll never know.

[Purrcival]

[The skiing is just too good right now in Gstaad.

...or maybe he's snowboarding]

...and swearing at his Secret Service agents. Oops...wait a minute...he doesn't have those any more...BECAUSE BUSH WON!!! BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[.cnI redruM]

The votes are out there somewhere.......

(Cue X-Files music and most definitely EXIT STAGE LEFT)

[Purrcival]

Yep, BFEE=Bush Family Evil Empire, and they use * in place of Bush's name. It comes from the Doonesbury cartoon. I think it's supposed to mean that he will only be a footnote because "Gore really won", in the DUmmies' little pea brains.

[Mr. Silverback]

Why thank you.