Posted on 02/18/2005 4:57:22 PM PST by PJ-Comix
If you want to know one big reason why Democrats keep losing elections, this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Alaska Airlines now giving out prayers with dinner,” explains why. The funny thing is that the prayer the DUmmie was crybabying about was on PRIVATE property so they had every right to hand out prayers if they wanted to. The next step in the DUmmie Universe will be to ban Gideon Bibles from hotel rooms. Let us read on now about how the DUmmies are continuing to commit electoral suicide. As usual the outraged DUmmie rantings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:
Alaska Airlines now giving out prayers with dinner. My partner flew to and from Chicago yesterday. With his dinner he received a little card with the Alaska Airline logo, a landscape and the following:
Give thanks to the Lord,
for He is good;
His love endures forever.
Psalm 107:1
I'm so disgusted I'm beside myself.
[GASP! The absolute NERVE! And when you find that Gideon Bible in your hotel room you probably have to throw up in the toilet in disgust.]
I'm a frequent flyer on Alaska so I've seen them for years. I usually just turn it upside down.
[Avert your eyes! AVERT YOUR EYES!!!]
I thought they were blue! What a way to alienate your major customer base. They need some serious complaint letters clogging their mailboxes.
[“Dear Alaska Airlines---I am absolutely DISGUSTED by the fact that you hand out comforting prayers. Please replace them with Astrological Predictions or you will turn off your DUmmie Base.”]
There is nothing at all wrong with what they are doing. It isn't forced at all and for some it is very comforting. There are more people in america that believe in God than there are ones that do not. If the Government did this there would be room for complaint. Flying this day and time is very stressful for most. A prayer can be very welcome by some.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
Would you like it if they had Muslim or Buddhist or any other religion's doctrine handed out to people?
[Actually most DUmmies WOULD like that.]
The government should do something about this and put a stop to it. If it does not, it is pandering to a religion through omission.
[Which constitutional amendment forbids pandering to a religion through omission?]
They're not providing blessings for every Hindu, Buddhist, Zoroastrian or other flavor out there. THAT is why this is offensive.
[I say not allowing a goat to be sacrificed on a Zoroastrian altar aboard the flight is DISCRIMINATORY!!!]
It sure as HELL is not an invocation of The Goddess. I find anything associated with the WAR GOD, Yahweh, offensive!
[The Goddess HATES the Evil War Monkey King.]
IF this is true, then perhaps they can print up the following prayer that I say on flights and pass them out:.
Hermes, hear my plea.
See us safely there,
And safely back again.
This is my will,
So mote it be.
[Is that Hermes or Herpes that you are praying to?]
I also ask that Isis, with Her strong wings bear me safely to my destination.
[How about Wonder Woman? Do you pray to her as well?]
Would love to see some story in the news on this.
[Me too! It will ensure that the DUmmiecrats LOSE the next election.]
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PING!
Dang it, P.J., you did again.
Two times in one day, you did it.
How do you do that?
First to say first!
"The government should do something about this and put a stop to it. If it does not, it is pandering to a religion through omission."
A little unclear on the "shall make no law" concept aren't they?
Let them run from God the bring their doom on theirselves
I'm trying to imagine myself getting such a card while on an airplane and freaking out. Nope, can't do it.
These people are absolute freaks. They can't step back into the workd beyond the computer screen and see what's real, what's important, what is meaningless.
If I got on an Air India plane and received such a card, I'd read it, put it down, and get on with whatever the hell I was doing at the moment. (Maybe the lack of something to do fuels the DUmmies's anger.)
Let them run from God the bring their doom on themselves
Heaven forbid something happen while these morons are on an Alaskan flight. I'll bet they might be doing a heck of allot more than reading a Psalm."The government should do something about this and put a stop to it."
Since arriving here, one fundamental difference between the two parties has become clearer in my mind.
Thanks for providing this commentary, you do a really nice job.
*I find anything associated with the WAR GOD, Yahweh, offensive!
*Perhaps they can print up the following prayer that I say on flights and pass them out: Hermes, hear my plea. See us safely there, And safely back again. This is my will, So mote it be.
* I also ask that Isis, with Her strong wings bear me safely to my destination.
Yep, that ought to endear them to all those red staters.
The Dummie FUnnies aint just for laughs any more. They're really rather educational.
All right, which one of you guys/gals posted that one? LOL
A DUmmie who prays to "Hermes"? Isn't that the French company that makes the beautiful silk scarves and ties? Do you suppose she/he is praying for accessories? I could use a new blouse and belt, maybe some new shoes, do you suppose?.......... nah!
Gee, they have only been doing it since I started flying Alaska Airlines about 10 years ago. And probably long before that time.
Leave it to the DUmmies to get offended. Nobody on any of the flights I have taken have ever complained. At least not out loud.
Please add me to your ping list. This is too rich to miss :-)
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