DUmmie FUnnies 02-11-05 ("Is Ward Churchill wrong?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | 02-11-05 | PJ-Comix

[Choose Ye This Day]

Qué bien, qué bien. Una colombiana...son hermosas las colombianas.

¿Dónde aprendiste el español?

[luvie]

Yikes! Can anyone say metamorphosis?!!!!

[Petronski]

Uncanny!

[granite]

I don't know whether or how many times this has been said, but I've been working on getting 'conservatives' to get pissed off about vote fraud.

And the best way to get their attention?

Blame a Democrat!

When you talk to today's generally oblivious Resheeplican, mention how you're REAL PISSED OFF about the vote fraud you heard about in this country.

Pause for a moment, but give their mind no more than a half-second to pull out their, "Oh, that's Wacky conspiracy Theory" line handed to them by the media.

BEFORE they finish applying the thought to their current conversation and begin to convert it to sound say, "I can't BELIEVE the Democrats are gonna get away with this!"

That will activate their far more conditioned responses which routinely override thought. Those which are triggered by anger are the easiest to work with.

Suddenly, they are all ears because you're stoking their pre-programmed world view... that makes you their best ally.

Then begin the tirade about the Washington Gubenatorial results and how, "That vote should never even have been close! Those machines were so easily hacked and Gregoire KNEW all they needed to do was get close enough for a recount! Then all they had to do was count and recount while they 'found' extra votes everywhere... and presto! - She wins!"
(Don't mention whether the machines in Washington weren't electronic.)

Finish with a variation on, "And those Democrats think we're so stupid that we're not going to look at the facts and keep this from ever happening again."


If you know your Resheeplican, he'll be calling his Congressman the next day and demanding that all the voting problems are fixed.

Get em' pissed off enough at Democrats and they'll help fix election problems right along with us... it could be quite a nice grassroots uprising.
And think, the more CNN and the 'Liberal' media try to downplay it, the more pissed off they'll get.

I believe Gregoire is safe for now, I'll have no problem scapegoating Washington and including all the discrepancies of Ohio and Florida in my 'concern over irregularities in WA'.

Bet I can get a few to fight for what's right.

[luvie]

...it takes the loud ones, the outrageous ones, the "extremists" to move the thinking of the 'average person'.

I guess that means this DUmmie approves of EEEEEHHHAAAWWWW! Dean as the DNC chairman! Yes, the extremists really helped the DUM-o-cRATS this last election cycle! This attitude is moving the "average person" okay--to the right!

[luvie]

BOOM!!!!

[SCALEMAN]

"Their pathological selfishness prevents them from seeing another viewpoint besides their own"

Or maybe:

"Their pathological hatred prevents them from seeing another viewpoint besides their own"

[PJ-Comix]

¿Dónde aprendiste el español?

Por mirando a Jackie Guerrido, la prognosticadora del tiempo. Y que es su prognostication hoy, Jackie, sobre la tempuratura en Las Gran Tetons?

[finnman69]

How could be wrong when the Realians made him an honorary Priest:

Rael to Bestow Honorary Priest title to Ward Churchill(Cult/Left Alliance)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1340814/posts

Rael to bestow "Honorary Priest" title to Ward Churchill for his essay

the 60,000+ members of the Raelian Movement send Churchill their support


Miami, Feb 10, 2005. Rael, leader of the International Raelian Movement (www.rael.org) has just given the "Honorary Priest" title to Ward Churchill (University of Colorado professor) for his essay which most of the US is decrying as insensitive or unpatriotic.


Ricky Roehr (leader of the US Raelian Movement) is quoted: "Mr. Churchill is exactly right in what he wrote! If we are to have peace, we must take responsibility for our part in the violence and stop handing out blame as if we have done nothing. Quite the contrary, we have done terrible things to countless people.


Churchill addressed the cause of the 9-11 attacks and people want to shoot the messenger. Fox news and the right wing would have him thrown out of the US for being unpatriotic and insensitive to the innocent people killed in the 9-11 attacks. It is precisely Churchill's compassion for loss of innocent life that prompted his essay - his words so easily twisted by the right-wing who dare not think anything which conficts with the what the Bush administration is spoon feeding a public blinded by the rhetoric of fear and intolerance. Blind patriotism is precisely what created Nazi Germany by instilling the same "culture of fear" which allows the normally peace loving public to justify attacking countries who never attacked them. The current air in America is eerily like that of pre-Nazi Germany...

[RogerWilko]

My grandmother remembers that in the 1860's when she was a small child in east Texas

HOLY COW!! How old IS your grandmother anyways?? She must be AT LEAST 150 or so! Wow!

[finnman69]

Look at the two thugs behind this kook on the podium!

[imskylark]

"That will activate their far more conditioned responses which routinely override thought. Those which are triggered by anger are the easiest to work with."

HE's describing DUmmies! LOL!

[cyborg]

Just imagine saying what they said to a 9-11 orphan. They don't have the balls. If they can say such things then they're truly soul-less and without feeling.

[CharlieOK1]

just for the record, you are my new favorite poster.

[fortunecookie]

LOL. Uncanny indeed.

I might be more Indian than Ward. What a freak-job, poisoning the minds of the young and impressionable. And the just plain dumb. (I refuse to besmirch Winston's good name by calling this so-called man a 'Churchill'.)

[Chad Fairbanks]

Wow! A whole 3/16th American Indian! Wow! I bet that 3/16 consists of his headband and his fringe jacket...

[Repub4bush]

Great thread again PJ!

I heard earlier on Fox News that some guy had a pact with about 30 people to commit suicide on Valentine's day.

They said it does not seem to be religiously motivated.

PJ have you seen any of the dummies possibly contemplating this?

The picture of the guy on Fox looked as though he could be a DUmmie.

Maybe this a DUmmie suicide pact for all those who still can't cope with the realization that they LOST the election! LOL

[fortunecookie]

I worked at a University for 6 years. There are plenty of Ward Churchills around, students and professors.

This is the scary truth. Our Universities are, for the most part, run by the enemies of America.

Enemies eager to 'enlighten' (read: poison) the minds of the young, impressionable students. It's been more than a few years since I graduated, but even then, everyone knew which professors required you to agree with them to get a passing grade. They regarded your agreement with and usage of their very leftist ideals as proof that they had 'opened' your mind and enlightened you. Anything else, and you were branded 'old-fashioned' or worse, and clearly had not 'learned'. Of course, many just lied to get the grade, but some of us couldn't stomach some of the lies and go along and our grades were lower. The worst was a pot-smoking Philosophy professor so strung out he only sometimes showed up for class.

[Repub4bush]

NOTE TO SELF: Proofing is my friend :)

[PJ-Comix]

Wow! A whole 3/16th American Indian!

Not 3/16ths not even 1/16. The Indians themselves have EXPOSED how Churchill has not ONE DROP of Indian blood in him.