Berlin bar will hold 'Naked Karaoke' event (Berlin, CT)

Wthn.com ^ | 2/9/04 -

[Fierce Allegiance]

Berlin-AP, Feb. 9, 2005 9:48 AM) _ After a year-long struggle, a Berlin bar will finally get the chance to let people sing in the nude.

On Saturday night, the Berlin Station Cafe is expected to hold its controversial "Naked Karaoke" event.

Co-owner Marty St. Pierre put up a fake sign advertising the event as a joke more than a year ago. But the bar's neighbors complained and St. Pierre was told he could face fines or arrest if he held the naked musical performance without a permit.

An attorney for the bar sued the town in March, claimed that the ordinance was illegal. The owners won their lawsuit.

St. Pierre said 120 people have signed up for Naked Karaoke on Saturday night, but he is unsure of how many people will actually show up and bare all.

[Petronski]

Oh I wish they'd hide their Oscar Meyer Weiners,
It's nothing that I'd really like to see-ee-ee.
But if they hid their Oscar Meyer Weiners,
The story'd never make it on TV.

[Bella_Bru]

Could be worse...some could do a version of "Touch Me" by Samantha Fox.

[martin_fierro]

[Laura Earl]

LOL!

[Laura Earl]

You Can Leave Your Hat On

[Laura Earl]

shake your groove thing

[Conspiracy Guy]

The line from, I'll always be the man in love with you, also comes to mind. "When your needing something special you can ......."

[razorback-bert]

"Let's get drunk and screw"

"My Ding-a-ling"

"Can you tie it in a knot"

Songs with a bullet.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Never Stand Naked near a fishin lure.

[DainBramage]

Someone could get hurt if I were to sing "Do the Twist."

[Fierce Allegiance]

Or this - (Sex, by Berlin)

Feel the fire, feel my love inside you it's so right
There's the sound and the smell of love in my mind
I'm a toy, come and play with me, say the word now
Wrap your legs around mine and ride me tonight
I'm a man - I'm a goddess
I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a bitch
I'm a man - I'm a geisha
I'm a man - I'm a little girl
And we make love together

Slip and slide in your wet delight, feel the blood flow
Not too fast, don't be slow, my love's in your hands

I'm a man - I'm a boy
I'm a man - Well I'm your mother
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand
I'm a man - Am I bi
I'm a man - I'm a slave
I'm a man - I'm a little girl
And we make love together

Skin to skin, tongue to oooh! Come on honey hold tight
Come inside, it's a passion play just for you
Let's get lost in that magic place all alone now
Drink your fill from my fountain of love, wet your lips

I'm a man - I'm a teaser
I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand
I'm a man - I'm a drug
I'm a man - Well I'm your slave
I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
And we make love together

I'm a man - I'm a goddess
I'm a man - I'm a hooker
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a slut
I'm a man - I'm a geisha
I'm a man - I'm babe
I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
And we make love together
And we'll make love forever

[cyborg]

LOL!

[Conspiracy Guy]

Will it go round in circles,
Will it fly high like a bird up in the sky.

[TheBigB]

Or...

"I don't want....aaanybody else...when I think about you, I touch myself..."

[Bella_Bru]

LOL! But it would be fun to see.

[Feiny]

That was perfect.

Where will these performers keep their drink money?

[kevkrom]

I don't know what would be worse. Hearing people sing who shouldn't be singing. Or seeing people naked who shouldn't be naked.

How about singing naked people who shouldn't be naked or singing?

[Feiny]

Avril Lavigne
Naked

I wake up in the morning
Put on my face
The one that's gonna get me
Through another day
Doesn't really matter
How I feel inside
'Cause life is like a game sometimes

But then you came around me
The walls just disappeared
Nothing to surround me
And keep me from my fears
I'm unprotected
See how I've opened up
Oh, you've made me trust

Because I've nver felt like this before
I'm naked
Around you
Does it show?
You see right through me
And I can't hide
I'm naked
Around you
And it feels so right

I'm tyring to remember
Why I was afraid
To be myself and let the
Covers fall away
I guess I never had someone like you
To help me, to help me fit
In my spirit

I never felt like this before
I'm naked
Around you
Does it show?
You see right through me
And I can't hide
I'm naked
Around you
And it feels so right

I'm naked
Oh oh yeah
Does it show?
Yeah, I'm naked
Oh oh, yeah yeah

I'm so naked around you
And I can't hide
You're gonna see right through, baby

[Tijeras_Slim]

I can't sing either, but I wonder if they'd let me play the spoons?

[Eaker]

My subconscience mind unwittingly created a mental image then before I could stop myself survival training kicked in and in less than two seconds I had gouged out my eyes and ruptured both eardrums with an ice-pick.

Honey, I'm going to need a ride home ...............