Posted on 02/09/2005 1:12:55 PM PST by Fierce Allegiance
Oh I wish they'd hide their Oscar Meyer Weiners,
It's nothing that I'd really like to see-ee-ee.
But if they hid their Oscar Meyer Weiners,
The story'd never make it on TV.
Could be worse...some could do a version of "Touch Me" by Samantha Fox.
LOL!
You Can Leave Your Hat On
shake your groove thing
The line from, I'll always be the man in love with you, also comes to mind. "When your needing something special you can ......."
"Let's get drunk and screw"
"My Ding-a-ling"
"Can you tie it in a knot"
Songs with a bullet.
Never Stand Naked near a fishin lure.
Someone could get hurt if I were to sing "Do the Twist."
Or this - (Sex, by Berlin)
Feel the fire, feel my love inside you it's so right
There's the sound and the smell of love in my mind
I'm a toy, come and play with me, say the word now
Wrap your legs around mine and ride me tonight
I'm a man - I'm a goddess
I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a bitch
I'm a man - I'm a geisha
I'm a man - I'm a little girl
And we make love together
Slip and slide in your wet delight, feel the blood flow
Not too fast, don't be slow, my love's in your hands
I'm a man - I'm a boy
I'm a man - Well I'm your mother
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand
I'm a man - Am I bi
I'm a man - I'm a slave
I'm a man - I'm a little girl
And we make love together
Skin to skin, tongue to oooh! Come on honey hold tight
Come inside, it's a passion play just for you
Let's get lost in that magic place all alone now
Drink your fill from my fountain of love, wet your lips
I'm a man - I'm a teaser
I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand
I'm a man - I'm a drug
I'm a man - Well I'm your slave
I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
And we make love together
I'm a man - I'm a goddess
I'm a man - I'm a hooker
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a slut
I'm a man - I'm a geisha
I'm a man - I'm babe
I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
And we make love together
And we'll make love forever
LOL!
Will it go round in circles,
Will it fly high like a bird up in the sky.
"I don't want....aaanybody else...when I think about you, I touch myself..."
LOL! But it would be fun to see.
That was perfect.
Where will these performers keep their drink money?
How about singing naked people who shouldn't be naked or singing?
Avril Lavigne
Naked
I wake up in the morning
Put on my face
The one that's gonna get me
Through another day
Doesn't really matter
How I feel inside
'Cause life is like a game sometimes
But then you came around me
The walls just disappeared
Nothing to surround me
And keep me from my fears
I'm unprotected
See how I've opened up
Oh, you've made me trust
Because I've nver felt like this before
I'm naked
Around you
Does it show?
You see right through me
And I can't hide
I'm naked
Around you
And it feels so right
I'm tyring to remember
Why I was afraid
To be myself and let the
Covers fall away
I guess I never had someone like you
To help me, to help me fit
In my spirit
I never felt like this before
I'm naked
Around you
Does it show?
You see right through me
And I can't hide
I'm naked
Around you
And it feels so right
I'm naked
Oh oh yeah
Does it show?
Yeah, I'm naked
Oh oh, yeah yeah
I'm so naked around you
And I can't hide
You're gonna see right through, baby
I can't sing either, but I wonder if they'd let me play the spoons?
Honey, I'm going to need a ride home ...............
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