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Mary Ellen, would you tell the class how President Clinton met his end?
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Yes, teacher. Well this guy Coffee Anon who was head of the Union asked Clinton if he would head up the Pastrami relief ..
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Tsunami, dear. Tsunami relief.
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Right. Soonomi. ... anyway President Clinton went to Innonesia and started having sex with eeewwwww 10 year old girls, which is really okay with Muslims, but ...
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I think that's Mexico, dear.
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Oh, right.. Anyway, while he was with these girls the Muslims captured him because the troops guarding him were not allowed to have guns, and they took pictures of him all tied up and said that if President Bush didn't withdraw all troops from Muslim countries they would cut his head off in 48 hours.
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And how did President Bush reply Mary Ellen?
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He said, "you don't have the balls."
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