DUmmie FUnnies 01-25-05 ("Is Big Brother Snooping on DU?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 25, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

The MOST FUN way the government agencies could monitor the DUmmies is via the DUmmie FUnnies. And if you are a literary agent or book publisher, perhaps you will allow the general public to monitor the DUmmies via a DUmmie FUnnies book. If interested, just contact me at PJ-Comix.

And the best way for Freepers to monitor DUmmieland is simply by asking to be placed on the PING List.

[speed_addiction]

First!!!!!!

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[William of Orange]

Why is the Department of Defense gathering information on us?

that, my dear DUmmies, is because you have incurred the wrath of the supreme leader, the most wise and munificent and omnipotent one, The Rove! Phear the Rove for he feareth no man!

[NonLinear]

Fifth!

[arizonarachel]

6th! who-hoo

[speed_addiction]

[PubliusEXMachina]

We control all your internets....

[arizonarachel]

What connection does the Tennessee Board of Regents have in this?

ROFMLAO!
You can almost hear the stark, insane panic in this guy's voice.

"The Tennessee Board of Regents?!?!?? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! They're going to get meeeeeeeeee!"

[airborne]

"All your DUmmies are belong to us!"

[ladtx]

Been in and out of DU all day to get their take on the Rice debates. Everything is a conspiracy to their minds. Their own paranoia has rendered them impotent.

[The_Victor]

Why is the Department of Defense gathering information on us? Under what law is it granted? ...Apparently the DUmmies don't realize that a publicly accessible website is public domain. No laws needed to gather info there.

[KMC1]

The thing is I find little in the DU "funny". The whacked out crazies that inhabit that site are malevolent. They hate this country, and wish to see freedom lovers extinguished from this earth.

[E-squirrel]

Why is it that the one time I went to that website, I felt unbelievably dirty and immoral?

[kevkrom]

Yawn... looks to me like either 1) some computers at a few interesting sites have spyware running on them that is using those computers to launch additional attacks, 2) malware is spoofing its IP to appear to be from a "legitimate" site, and/or 3) the DUmmie is just making things up to feed the cycle of paranoia and self-aggrandizement over there.

[DGray]

Gee golly gosharoonie. There's nothing more fearsome and terrifying than the Tennessee Board of Regents. Those guys are total bad-asses. They oversee that state's higher education system with iron fists, I've heard. They're like the Appalachian Mafia. Cross them and you'll "disappear" like a Clinton crony if ya know what I mean.

/ humor

[Blzbba]

"What alternate universe do they live in? "


That's be the Democratic Underground, my friend.


And have these a$$clowns considered that maybe some liberal in the DoD is simply posting on their forum?

[NeoCaveman]

[If you aren’t planning illegal activities then the only thing you have to worry about is that someone at the DOD is checking out your porn collection featuring The Hedgehog (who rumor says is a registered Freeper).]

He is a freeper.

[stylin_geek]

I think you should pop over to Du and post that as a reply to the moonbat who is freaking out about it. Although, I'd use Rove in place of Clinton.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Paranoia may destroy ya!!