How-To Manual for Deportation

OC Weekly ^ | Jan. 20, 2005 | Gustavo Arellano

[orangecountyboy]

The Mexican government has never succeeded in anything except promoting Cantinflas and starving its citizens, so what makes people think this new year will be any different?

Consider its latest solution to relieve Mexico’s Third World conditions: getting Mexicans the hell out of Mexico. In late December, it began printing copies of Guía del Migrante Mexicano (Guide for the Mexican Immigrant), a 34-page color booklet that advises Mexicans thinking of getting the hell out of their country on the best ways to do it.

[orangecountyboy]

At least the Mexican author says it's an invasion blueprint, but the rest of it seems to indicate he doesn't think the pamphlet goes far enough!

[dljordan]

Mexicans to American citizens: "This is our country now, get the hell out!".

[orangecountyboy]

They're also allowing Chinese immigrants to get through as well. How long until the Mexican government puts out a Chinese edition?

[Mulch]

Perhaps in reverse. Mexico will actually become part of America.

[orangecountyboy]

Just got to get more retirees to Ensenada!

[Mulch]

We just need to build more RV parks and golf courses down there. Everything else thats nice in Mexico is built by the US.

[RippleFire]

bump

[orangecountyboy]

Maybe the US should put out its own manual--"How to Migrate to Mexico"