Then we show up with guns. You pee your pants and turn to run.
Moral: Never bring a knife to a gun fight.
Posted on 01/21/2005 7:04:27 AM PST by PJ-Comix
Then we show up with guns. You pee your pants and turn to run.
Moral: Never bring a knife to a gun fight.
ya know I read this thread and was left shaking my head...apprantly the only diversity allowed shall be within the confines of the democratic party, and the rest should be silenced??? deprogrammed??? talk about totalitarianism! I was perusing DU and found a thread titled "do we liberals use too many big words" the basic premise was that conservatives are too dumb to understand big words and that they should simplify their message so we can get it...and in the middle of this dribble one particular baffoon agreed that was a good idea and added something about the debunking the MYTH of liberal elitism...where do these freaks come from...
Mr. Solich, your analysis is quite spot-on. Inner beauty really does shine through. I have met many so-called handsome men whose arrogance and hatred at all things bubbled to the surface so visibly that it rendered them quite ugly.
Judging from the DUmmies' comments, it would seem that they do not overlook a person's inner beauty... on the contrary, they regard a cheerful person as trailer trash or a simple-minded hick... and a sullen or angry soul is somehow intellectually engaging. They really do live in Bizarro World.
Oh no! Not herding cats!!
You flatter me overmuch, Madam.
My concept of "beauty" comes from my mother, who got it from her eastern European ancestors--that "beauty" is a personal quality, not eye-candy.
I think this attitude is also prevalent in Jewish literature, where the studious child, or the obedient child, or the kind-hearted child, or the diligent child, is praised as being a "beautiful" child.
And we can extrapolate that onto adults, too; how much better, a fat old lady with a pleasant smile, than an angry, bitter, hateful "good-looking" young woman.
" However, the electromagnetic radiation from the center of the Perfect Rovian Storm jammed the unfriendly portions of the broadcast, leaving only the few parts that would sound fawning."
PJ:
You really need to put a trademark next to "Perfect Rovian Storm"
It has such a good ring to it.....
Yeah, I got them, sir.
Abbie, Snow, Junior, Floyd, Gordon, George, and Ellie all showed up when I hollered across the wide expanses of prairie for them.
I had to look for Harold and Apricot, who were lurking down by the river.
The deal is, I am not a "cat person," but I have too much money tied up in this livestock, and so naturally I don't wish to lose any of them. Neutralizing a male cat costs $45 here, a female $75. And then there are the annual shots, total package, usually $30 per. And then there is all the cat food.
Actually, since I am not a "cat person," I have found it effective to treat cats as if they were dogs, and it works. When I call any one of them, the appropriate one comes running. When I return home, they all start jumping up-and-down in joy and glee. If somebody is knocking at the door (which I do not hear), one of them comes to alert me. If there is a strange noise somewhere, one or more of them rouses me.
These cats can do everything a dog can do, except bark.
Sometimes I think I work with some DU'rs and I'm in Ireland.
I overheard a conversation in work today where one of my EDITORS was criticising a local priest who prayed for President Bush yesterday from the altar.
I said: 'Yeah, and, what's so unusual about that? World leaders are frequently prayed for in church.'
He said: 'He was praying for an idiot like Bush'.
I said: 'You obviously weren't part of the Christian community praying for the Lord to give the leader of the free world good judgement in his coming term. If you have an objection to the Catholic community praying for idiots, I won't bother lighting a candle for you.'
Yes, I agree.
My cats know their names, and actually seem to obey better than the dog! She thinks it is a great game to run away rather than come forth when called.
They are all nice to have around - just good quiet company. Unless, of course someone shows up uninvited.
LOL
NPR
I believe that this was Kristinn, DC Chapter co-leader.
"Every time I find "Faye," or "Packamama" or "William Pitt" or "Andy Stephenson," I then ease my way out of the sludge, back into the sane world, the real world, of FreeRepublic and the DUmmie FUnnies. "
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Just how does that work exactly? You said you didn't contribute money, but yet, you can search at DU?
I wonder about you! You answered poste haste to every other thing I ever said. Nothing for hours/days.
Maybe a troll who signed up years ago? That isn't a new one.
"I was perusing DU and found a thread titled "do we liberals use too many big words" the basic premise was that conservatives are too dumb to understand big words and that they should simplify their message so we can get it."\"
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Yup, big words..............that's the problem, LOL!
They wouldn't know a big word, if they tripped over it.
Dummies they are. Too bad they can't even figure out and negotiate around, to realize how the rest of the world is LAUGHING at them!!!
Tell us please, how do you determine posters' sexes?
Thanks.From his profile page:
My "undercover" DUmmieland screen-name is secret, but one can immediately identify my posts over in that cesspool, because (a) all the words are spelled correctly and (b) even if a posting is 2000 words long, there is not a syllable of profanity in it. When exploring DUmmieland, I keep a pharmaceutical directory close at hand by the computer, because the medications DUmmies claim to take really intrigue me, and such a pharmaceutical guide gives insight into what is really ailing DUmmies.
LOL!
No, Madam. One has to be a contributing member of DUmmieland to use their special "search" feature (the one here on Freerepublic is free to all who wish to use it)--and not being a contributing member, I cannot do that.
What I meant was that I read through all of these tedious mountains and valleys of intestinally-processed food, hundreds and hundreds of posts by DUmmies, until I get to one written by "Faye" or "Packamama" or "William Pitt" or "Andy Stephenson," after which I thank God that finally, I can quit the sewer. Free, free at last.
Alas, none of the four are predictable about when and what they might post, and so one is swilling around DUmmieland for maybe three minutes, or maybe three hours. It is all a by-chance thing.
Refreshing to see a few DUmmie men can face some reality after all! The girls were absolutely stunning in their inauguration dresses, one would have to be blind not to see it.
The DUmmie womenfolk, on the other hand, are well described by this poster (probably a woman fitting this description):
In DC the hot women were all dressed in anarchist grunge. The hot women danced in the streets to the beat of steel drums to calm the storm troopers down. The hot women came in all shapes and sizes, and were of all ages and races. Some of them were men. The hot women yelled "F*** Bush", but that had no sexual connotation.
I'm sorry, but I don't think the DUmmie womanfolk were calming the 'storm troopers' (what is this, star wars??) down by the looks of it:
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