DUmmie FUnnies 01-17-05 ("Do you feel any animosity toward the Bush voters?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 17, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

I was originally thinking of one of the conservative radio talk show hosts as the writer of the Forward section of the DUmmie FUnnies book. However, I am suddenly leaning strongly to requesting that Senator Barack Obama write that Forward section. But before that DUmmie FUnnies book Forward can be written, we have to get it PUBLISHED. Therefore, if you are a literary agent or book publisher, please contact me about the DUmmie FUnnies book at PJ-Comix.

The DUFUs wishes to extend a big SHOUT OUT to a certain senatorial fan. And for you non-senatorial fans of the DUmmie FUnnies, you can get the latest DUFU updates simply by asking to be placed on the PING List.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[shezza]

I LOVE DUFUs first thing in the morning. PJ, you just make my day.

[Rightly Biased]

Good one today PJ

I wear my "W still the president" t-shirt most everywhere I go just to tick em off. Its fun.

[TheBigB]

Nov. 3rd, 2004...the gift that keeps on giving.

[Ex-Dem]

These cars are also usually festooned with Jesus fish, gold ribbons, American flags and that annoying 'choose life' license plate so delightfully unique to Florida. These misguided, bot-brained dimwits sicken me with their self-righteous, smug pride in the horrific damage that they have done our country.

In other words, how dare those red staters express their patriotism and support of our troops! Don't they know that the only permissible thing to decorate their cars with are inverted flags and peace symbols?

[Choose Ye This Day]

She is totally brainwashed.

Pot. Kettle. Black.

BTW, am I a "neo-con" or a "RadCon"? I'm so confused.

[MEG33]

"They deserve no sympathy. These people make me want to have an abortion just so I can throw MY OWN PRIVATE fetus right in their faces...considering how I feel personally about abortion, yeah I'd say thats hatred."..

I'd say that is sick,sick ,sick.

[Choose Ye This Day]

These people make me want to have an abortion just so I can throw MY OWN PRIVATE fetus right in their faces...

What the--? What is WRONG with these people?

[Ex-Dem]

No kidding. I had to stop and reread that line just to make sure I had read it right the first time. Definitely some sicko wallowing in their hatred.

[Nataku X]

Am I the only one to notice a striking difference between DUers and Freepers in regards to how people on the opposite side of the political spectrum are tolerated?

[shezza]

Interesting how they self-righteously spew hatred at those they call hateful and self-righteous and are exceedingly intolerant of those they call intolerant. I guess the irony escapes them. It gets me how they proclaim things that are evil good and good evil. Reminds me of something I heard somewhere...hmmm....

[imskylark]

"They are either selfish rich or stupid poor. Selfish or stupid, I hate both. "

Didn't the polling show that the rich and uneducated voted for Kerry? These people are nuts and full of hate. What is really disturbing is the person who is willing to kill her own baby just to spite us. That is totally twisted. I hope she is seeking help.

[cgbg]

PJ--Just because the Senator started belly-laughing for hours in his office does not mean it was because of the Dummie Funnies.

But if there is anything funnier out there on the web I would be grateful if he would let us know what it is. :-)

[NEPA]

It slays me how libs accuse conservatives of being hateful, ignorant and uncaring. The democrats are the party of hate. As much as we conservatives disagree we almost never let our emotions take over and drive us off the deep end into nonsensical hatred of those who believe differently. Yes there a few right wing nut cases but they are not tolerated by sane conservatives.

The hatred of the left results in their abandoning all reason. They can't even think straight. That's what may lead to the group think that is so pervasive on the left.

And their inability to except the results of the 2004 election is beyond my comprehension. It is absolutely ridiculous. Their main argument is exit polls. Early exit polls at that. And they are utterly convinced that the long lines caused by unusually high turnout equals voter suppression. Huh? Yeah that makes a lot of sense.

[KJC1]

They deserve no sympathy. These people make me want to have an abortion just so I can throw MY OWN PRIVATE fetus right in their faces...considering how I feel personally about abortion, yeah I'd say thats hatred.

It is a RARE thing to be speechless at DUmmie spewings, but this one takes the cake. This person needs to be medicated and installed in a padded room post haste.

[Former Dodger]

ME LOVE These People, DUmmies think just like us!

[AxelPaulsenJr]

I want so bad to join du, just to be able to reply to the gal who posted all the so-called fraud stories to her refrigerator to irritate her visiting mother in law.

My question to her, did her mother in law ask her about dim o rat fraud commited in Ohio? I wonder if the mother in law asked her about the dims paying crack heads with crack cocaine to register voters like, Mary Poppins, Donald Duck and et al in Ohio?

Did the mother in law ask the idiot daughter in law of hers about the dims in Milwaukee, who were caught on election morning slashing the tires on 40 vans that the Republicans had rented to take their voters to the polls? Now we find out also in Wisconsin, that possibly 25,000 kerry votes had been cast illegally? Guess what dim lady, that means W. won Wisconsin.

[smith288]

They've enabled Bush to destroy America.

Yep. My main goal in my 27 years was to elect someone to destroy my own way of life. What else can I do to make myself miserable...Hmm...