DUmmie FUnnies 01-14-05 ("One Week from Today, It's Going to Hurt Real Bad....")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 14, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Dallas59]

Kerry is not President

I feel like I'm losing you I call, but you're not there we're not even pulling through baby do you care?

Care for us and what we're going through Is it going to work or is it not it was always just me and you at least that's what I thought



Kerry is not President

I was there for you through thick and thin Always holding your hand during rough times our love was a special trend now it feels like you're not even mine

Our love is disappearing and you are fading away is anyone interfering or are you just trying to play



Kerry is not President

Baby I love you thats all you need to know is your love for me true or are you just putting on a show

Are you for real or is it just a love thrill?

What's Going On?



Kerry is not President

[PetroniDE]

Hey Liberals ????

WHO'S YOUR DADDY !!!!

[OSHA]

I BEEEEELIEEEEEEVE!

[evad]

In 4 years when W's "temporary" administration is complete, I'll take 8 more years of "temporary" leadership.

The DUmmies can continue to argue whether it's legitmate or not.

[PJ-Comix]

I don't know about the book reps laughing but I chortled all they way thru.

Speaking of book reps--- I will be splitting for a few minutes to check my e-mail for any multi-million dollar book deals being thrown my way.

[NEPA]

[Eyes closed! Ears covered! LA-LA-LA-LA!!! KARMA-MA-MA-MA!!!]

Peej, you hit the nail on the head with this one.

The DUmmies remind me of that Travelocity gnome in the commercial where he's saying something "I'm not hearing you! I'm not hearing you!" whenever a reasonable person posts something that isn't total moonbat conspiracy stuff.

[Bahbah]

Long gone, but far from forgotten, are the butter burgers served in a typical hamburger joint in Sheboygan, Wisconsin. When you bit into the burger on a semel [sp? crusty on the outside, soft on the inside]roll, the butter dripped all over. I am killing myself here.

[AxelPaulsenJr]

Do you think that many from dummie land come over here to read the funnies? It must really gall the saner ones over there to realize just how stupid are many of the posters of their forum.

[HipShot]

"but on Jan. 21 who will be the POTUS ?"

That DUmmy needs a visit from the SS, ASAP.

[beezdotcom]

If I see anyone with either of these accoutrements it will be almost impossible not to burst into derisive laughter.

For every person you might see in the country doing this (all two of 'em) be prepared with a little memo pad. When you see them, whip out the memo pad and make a little note, exclaiming "Dang it, now that's TWICE I've gotta go to the store today, to make up for you not going."

[cgbg]

The Dummies latest critical issue is (well, let them explain):

For those in NM - Action TODAY 5PM * Governors Conference Room - call AAREdited on Thu Jan-13-05 01:48 PM by helderheid The Cobb-LaMarche Campaign Working to Make Every Vote Count! ---------------------------------- TODAY (January 13, 2005) NM State Canvassing Board Meets 5PM * Governors Conference Room State Capitol We will be asking the State Canvassing Board to approve our request for a recount of the 10% priority precincts in the state. The Attorney General and Secretary of State yesterday put out a memo to county clerks that they could begin clearing the voting machines. We are filing a Temporary Restraining Order to prevent the machines from being cleared. Call your County Clerk and urge them to maintain the integrity of the machines for the recount. Your attendance at this important meeting is critical !!! Mitch Buszek NM State Coordinator Help America Recount

Talk about a Dummy ant farm.

For those who have forgotten Monica enabler Bill Richardson promised that as governor he would deliver the state to Kerry. He failed. The Dummys are apparently still trying to redeem the guy. Maybe they want to get Monica hired at the UN as well.

This is another state where the Dems probably stole votes at Indian reservations but forgot to tell the Dummies to stay away!

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #560.

[PJ-Comix]

Do you think that many from dummie land come over here to read the funnies?

Yes. They already posted a thread about the DUFUs.

[CAluvdubya]

Good one today PJ. I get the orange but I don't understand the significance of the blue paper clip. What have I missed?

[snarkytart]

I'll be hugging my children and delighting in their smiles. I'll be praying for them.

Yes, and with you as their parent I think we all should be praying for them.

[AxelPaulsenJr]

I appreciate what you do for many reasons, one in particular is that the funnies are one of the best ways to answer their insanity. I have tried to lurk over there but I am never able to stay long, because I get mad and frustrated because I can't reply to the idiots. I know that the moment that I might try to reply to their insane theorys and idiotic fraud ramblings I would be banned.

[NEPA]

The DU FU's have been mentioned over there. It's part of the reason they suspect any reasonable person as being a troll since a few Freepers here have admitted to posting over there.

By reasonable I meam DUers who try to explain that they can't claim fraud in Ohio based on the exit polls, or if someone thinks CBS screwed up in the TANG story, or maybe the Swifties weren't total liars and told the truth about a couple things. Things like that will get you "tombstoned" in DU land if you're not really careful.

[codercpc]

Nothing better than a Sheboygan Hard Roll!!!!

[AxelPaulsenJr]

Yes, as I have just posted to PJ, I know that I would be banned five minutes after I signed up and posted.

[HipShot]

Yup... I've had to tread carefully to get up to almost 400 posts over there.

It's hard to refrain from applying fact and logic; it can be fun to threadjack though. They can get quite personal.