DUmmie FUnnies 01-13-05 ("Is Al Qaeda Just a Bush Boogeyman?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 13, 2005 | DUmmies, Robert Scheer, and PJ-Comix

[franksolich]

Slow day in DUmmieland today, P.J.--but it's usually so when I'm off work--the hottest topic at the moment (circa 9:30 a.m., Nebraska time) being "why do the Brits still have a royal family?"

Yawn.

As someone mentioned on thread earlier, history begins for DUmmies when they wake up in the morning.

[visualops]

If that's the most grounded person she knows...kinda makes you wonder what kind of crowd she hangs around with. Oh wait a minute, they're all DUmmies!!! LOL

[littleleaguemom]

If their meds were working properly, they would not be so delusional. My BIL is schizophrenic and on SS disability. Before he got on to a mix of two drugs that work for him, besides thinking the Mossad was following him, he was a raging liberal who thought Ronald Reagan had ruined his life. Once they got it right, his political views became pretty mainsteam.

[dman4384]

please add me to the ping list!

txs

[squidward]

"Say, maybe there IS no OBL! Maybe 9-11 never actually happened! The Twin Towers are actually STILL THERE, just cleverly hidden by mirrors... made by Halliburton!! And designed... by Israel! Yes! Yes, that's it!"

Didn't David Coperfield make the Statue of Liberty disappear a number of years ago for one of his magic acts? Maybe this was another one of his tricks.

[freedumb2003]

How about this one that thread?

OBL officially hates the US since 1990, since the US-Troops were placed in his holy FAhter-Land Saudi-Arabia, and since than every possible terror-attack was allegedly tool place on his command.

But it this was true, why there are a few stories about countries which offeres to deliver OBL to the US- but, very interesting again, none of this offers where accepted.

BY CLINTON YOU LIBERAL ANTI-AMERICAN IDIOT!! Your guy -- the beloved amoral William Jefferson Clinton -- refused UBL when he was offered. So now the consiparcy goes into the Clinton Administration? He was in on it to setup Rove and Bush to take over the world?

These guys are too much -- I mean if you have good conspiracy theory, you shouldn't introduce facts that blow holes in it.

[jellybean]

Say, maybe there IS no OBL! Maybe 9-11 never actually happened! The Twin Towers are actually STILL THERE, just cleverly hidden by mirrors... made by Halliburton!! And designed... by Israel! Yes! Yes, that's it!

You're close...The U.S. MADE It Happen! Included in this "expose" is this:

So. Let us get this straight.

The reporter for the Military Disctrict of Washington, Dennis Ryan, was able to get the November 2000 story on these drills, publish it in their publications that went out to all those in the military of every rank, and yet, the National Security Advisor Condi Rice wasn't invited?

She was out of the loop?

What, was she off painting her nails that week? Getting a facial?

If you think for one shred of an instant that Condi Rice had absolutely zero awareness that these drills were taking place, that these drills were conducted to prepare for a specific terrorist attack of a "jet in the Pentagon" then you are operating off the fumes of the last 1/16th of your brain cell.

What this brilliant "researcher" fails to mention and hopes no one notices is this contingiency planning took place on October 24-26 2000. I doubt very much the Clinton Administration was informing Condi Rice about anything.

[lonevoice]

I doubt very much the Clinton Administration was informing Condi Rice about anything.

LOL! Thanks for a fun start to the day

[ariamne]

Robert Scheer is a big communist leftist idiot--he said that the four men who were brutally murdered and hung on the bridge in Falluja last year were mercenaries and deserved to die (no link, I saw and heard him say it on a panel on C-Span; Chris Hitchens was on the opposing side). Scheer has been around since the flood; longtime lib/left/fifth columnist.

[ariamne]

"Does that mean those of us who worked for Bush are exempt from an attack - will we get a phone call or something?"

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LOL! This reminds me of the "jew call" story. According to the islamist/leftist theory, all the jews who worked in WTC got a call to stay home on 9/11. So the 500 to 600 Jews who died at the WTC must not have answered their phone that day, right libs and islamists?

[Frank L]

"[The power of A Perfect Rovian Storm NEVER weakens.]"

I wish we could add sound effects so that when one of us loyal readers of DUFU reads this we hear the sound of rolling thunder.

[ariamne]

You might have something there. My sister is a big lib/leftist and she is on about three different anti-depressants and anti-psychotics. I don't think they are working.

When I was a liberal, I was on Xanax. I got off of it because it affected my short term memory, but who knows if that helped my "turn to the right!"

[sandalwood]

After the election, all my ultra-liberal father wanted to talk about was how "it's not the voters, but who counts the votes" that decides elections.

Then I asked him what he thought of Dan Rather and Memo-gate, and he yells "Your guy won. Stop trying to rub it in my face!!!"

Maybe his Prozac/Xanax mix was off...

[Flux Capacitor]

----Is it conceivable that Al Qaeda, as defined by President Bush as the center of a vast and well-organized international terrorist conspiracy, does not exist?----

A Brief History of al Qaeda

Al-Qaeda has its origins in the uprising against the Soviet occupation of Afghanistan. Thousands of volunteers from around the Middle East came to Afghanistan as mujahideen, warriors fighting to defend fellow Muslims. In the mid-1980s, Osama bin Laden became the prime financier for an organization that recruited Muslims from mosques around the world. These "Afghan Arab" mujahideen, which numbered in the thousands, were crucial in defeating Soviet forces.

After the Soviets withdrew from Afghanistan, bin Laden returned to his native Saudi Arabia. He founded an organization to help veterans of the Afghan war, many of whom went on to fight elsewhere (including Bosnia) and comprise the basis of al-Qaeda.

After his expulsion from Saudi Arabia, bin Laden established headquarters for al-Qaeda in Khartoum, Sudan. The first actions of al-Qaeda against American interests were attacks on U.S. servicemen in Somalia. A string of terrorist actions suspected to have been orchestrated by al-Qaeda followed (see sidebar), and in August 1996 bin Laden issued a "Declaration of War" against the U.S.

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SUSPECTED AL-QAEDA ATTACKS
[William Jefferson Blythe Clinton Administration]

2/1993 Bombing of World Trade Center; 6 killed.

10/1993 Killing of U.S. soldiers in Somalia.

1994 Investigation of the WTC bombing reveals that it was only a small part of a massive attack plan that included hijacking a plane and crashing it into CIA headquarters.

6/1996 Truck bomb explodes outside Khobar Towers military complex in Saudi Arabia; 19 American servicemen killed, hundreds of others injured.

8/1998 Bombing of U.S. embassies in East Africa; 224 killed including 12 Americans.
12/1999 Plot to bomb millennium celebrations in Seattle foiled when customs agents arrest an Algerian smuggling explosives into the U.S. Other Algerians subsequently arrested were "Afghan alumni."

Jordanian police arrested members of a cell planning attacks against Western tourists.

10/2000 Bombing of the USS Cole in port in Yemen; 17 U.S. sailors killed.

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In short, no, it isn't conceivable, for anybody old enough to remember anything before 2001, that al Qaeda does not exist. You ignorant short-busser DUmmie f---tard.

-Dan

[KJC1]

This is both funny and scary. The libs who believe this pablum are assisting terrorists, whether they realize it or not. They are distracting from the real threats at hand and trying to handcuff those fighting the real threats.

An analogy would be a police officer wrestling with a murder suspect, trying to take him into custody, and liberals jumping on his back trying to pull him off the suspect. Now he's got to fight the original suspect AND the monkeys on his back.

Sometimes I think about the younger DUmmies, and wonder if once they mature a bit they will look back on their actions and words and feel ashamed to the pit of their stomachs. There's probably no hope for the older ones, but the high-school and college aged ones may well wake up one day and feel filthier than junkyard dogs.

[franksolich]

It's about 11:30 a.m., Nebraska time, and I'm about ready to go out into the -5 degrees temperatures and high snow to get to work.

Anyway, the slow day at DUmmieland continues; their latest rants involve curses about Snopes, the rumor-killer, and its comments on the "Not One Damn Dime Day."

Snopes goes through a condensed version of types of "protests," and which ones are effective, and which ones not, and "Not One Damn Dime Day" meets the criteria for an.....utter flop.

The killing comment at the end of the commentary by Snopes: ".....if the most effort one is willing to put into a cause is to 'do nothing,' then one should expect to accomplish nothing in return....."

Now the DUmmies don't like Snopes.

[granite]

ATTENTION NEW MEXICO: DUmmies are trying to make you look stupid!

TODAY (January 13, 2005)

NM State Canvassing Board Meets

5PM * Governors Conference Room

State Capitol


We will be asking the State Canvassing Board to approve our request for a recount of the 10% priority precincts in the state.

The Attorney General and Secretary of State yesterday put out a memo to county clerks that they could begin clearing the voting machines.

We are filing a Temporary Restraining Order to prevent the machines from being cleared.

Call your County Clerk and urge them NOT to maintain the integrity of the machines for the recount.

Your attendance at this important meeting is NOT at all critical !!!

Mitch Buszek
NM State Coordinator for Adam Henry Society. (Adam Henry is a pseudonym for Anus.)
Help America Recount

[granite]

Boxer to 3.5 Million Californians who voted for Bush:

SCREW YOU!!!

On Election Night last November, I told you how honored I was that Californians elected me to a third term in the United States Senate. I explained that I would be so proud to walk onto the Senate floor and fight for you.

Little did I know that I would need to be fighting so soon after I was sworn in. My actions last week were desperately needed to shine light upon the rampant voting irregularities that occurred during the 2004 Presidential election. In my floor statement, I wondered, "How can we ask our brave men and women to fight a war to bring democracy to Iraq, if we allow the disenfranchisement of so many here at home?"

Seeing no other way to get my colleagues to focus on this issue, I stood up to challenge the Electoral College vote.

And, I'm going to keep standing up.

I'm going to stand up and fight for our shared American values -- economic justice, social justice, environmental justice, electoral justice, and a woman's right to choose.

But, I can only continue to do this if you are behind me. We need to stick together. In response to my actions last week, the right-wing extremists are ratcheting up their partisan attacks on me -- and I need you now more than ever.

So, stay tuned in the coming days as we enter the next phase of our movement to change America for the better.

In Friendship,

Barbara Boxer
U.S. Senator

[doug from upland]

And when the next attack occurs, they will blame Bush for not doing enough and claim "I told you so." Almost all of the conflicts around the world are going on because of militant Islam. These idiots will never recognize what is going on. They want us to convert because it is their solemn religious duty. Or, they want us dead. There is no middle ground.

[OriginalChristian]

...can Vienna sausages.

A friend of mine, while we were in college, called these 'Poodle Peckers'.

Still makes me laugh.