They may as well just give up.
Posted on 01/11/2005 9:28:29 PM PST by Pikamax
CLASSIC FRENCH F***'S
Great find!
France - World Leaders! They are as useless as chicken shit on a pump handle!
It will take the full amount of money they donated just to set up the French camp and for plane tickets home.
Get the US out of the UN and the UN out of the US!!
Great stuff. The French (and I'm part French by the way) is such a self-congratulatory lot. It's nice to see them humiliated every now and then, for their own good.
PS : Thanks for watching French TV so we don't have to. For that, I'm very grateful :-)
Fabulous story!!!
Chirac must be busting a gut!
'An interview with Juan Quijada, a US marine whose rank is not given. "Just here to help them as best I can," he says. 13,000 soldiers, we're told, and so far 200 metric tons of supplies.'.....
Screw the French!
This is just another reason for the French to hate Americans. We're not down there to compete with France or any other country. We're down there on a humanitarian mission. That said, we ARE better than the French. LOL
Thanks for posting this. A very interesting read, and hopefully sobering for France.
blam wrote:
Screw the French!
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Don't have to, they do themselves.
LOL!!!
I do not even know how long the wine dominance will hold, because the USA makes some very good wine. I have nothing against the French and I don't believe that most Americans harbor any serious ill will toward them. However this thread perfectly illustrates what many find amusing and slightly annoying about their country. It is fun to watch reality collide with their delusions.
Excellent find! I'm sure we will hear nothing of this in the American press. Only how we are not doing enough.
They may as well just give up.
bump!
Currently making the rounds in the military community: The Complete Military History of France
- Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
- Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman."
-Italian Wars - Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.
- Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots
- Thirty Years War - France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
- War of Devolution - Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
-The Dutch War - Tied
-War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War - Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.
-War of the Spanish Succession - Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.
- American Revolution - In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."
- French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.
- The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
- The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
- World War I - Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
-World War II - Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
- War in Indochina - Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu
- Algerian Rebellion - Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.
- War on Terrorism - France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's.
The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should not be "Can we count on the French?", but rather "How long until France collapses?"
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage.
Interesting Google Search. French Military victories http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html
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