Because the media is controlled by right-wing monied Jewish interests that have installed George W. Bush as a patsy to help them ethnically-cleanse the brown peoples of the world and in the meantime make themselves richer by 1.) taxing the bejeezus (OH NO! I SAID "JEEZUS"!) out of the poor and 2.) stealing elections with the help of teleportation technology stolen by Diebold from the brilliant scientist Dr. Seth Brundle and now used by Karl Rove to teleport just enough Bush ballots into Ohio voting machines to swing the state over because otherwise they could never win elections with only their lobotomized pickup-driving beer-chugging non-Mexican-housekeeper-employing white-trash sister-marrying base from the South which by the way is a region that includes states like Nevada and North Dakota.
(Say, I think I'm starting to get the hang of DU-Speak [rhymes with "Newspeak"]. I've been reading the Funnies too long.)
-Dan
FIGHT THE MACHINE!!!
You lose points because you didn't use any variation of "homophobic" or "mysoginist". I'll let the fact you didn't overtly use the term "racist" slide due to the "brown peoples" comment. I'd give you a C, maybe a B- tops.
WOW!! I think you're ready for some big time TROLLING at DU
Teh best "summary" of DU beliefs(?) I've seen. Made me laugh out loud - startled the fur kids.