DUmmie FUnnies 01-10-05 ("CBS Ousts 4 For Bush Guard Story")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 10, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Flux Capacitor]

----Why are Dem media persona held to higher standards than Republicans?----

Because the media is controlled by right-wing monied Jewish interests that have installed George W. Bush as a patsy to help them ethnically-cleanse the brown peoples of the world and in the meantime make themselves richer by 1.) taxing the bejeezus (OH NO! I SAID "JEEZUS"!) out of the poor and 2.) stealing elections with the help of teleportation technology stolen by Diebold from the brilliant scientist Dr. Seth Brundle and now used by Karl Rove to teleport just enough Bush ballots into Ohio voting machines to swing the state over because otherwise they could never win elections with only their lobotomized pickup-driving beer-chugging non-Mexican-housekeeper-employing white-trash sister-marrying base from the South which by the way is a region that includes states like Nevada and North Dakota.

(Say, I think I'm starting to get the hang of DU-Speak [rhymes with "Newspeak"]. I've been reading the Funnies too long.)

-Dan

[Dallas59]

Busted a vein or something. Sad....to die while posting on DU...

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[MamaB]

I read about that yesterday. Very interesting.

[A Jovial Cad]

Sad, that.

[Flux Capacitor]

Karl Rove did it. He liquified the poor guy's brain by activating the remote probe implanted two years ago by Republican space aliens who had realized that ol' Khephra might just be sharp enough to blow open their whole Ohio scheme in '04.

I empathize. My father went the same way.

-Dan

[A Jovial Cad]

LOL--touche! Very true. :-)

[Roscoe Karns]

F***ing right on!

FIGHT THE MACHINE!!!

[shezza]

LOL! You are too funny.

[ml1954]

Is there a good blog that tells our side of the story?

Coming from a DUmmie, this is an oxymoronic question.

[TheBigB]

Is there anyone or anything that they do NOT believe is a plot or agent of Karl Rove?

[dr_pat]

Let me get this straight. The documents are authentic but if they are fake it was because it was a Rovian operation to sting CBS.

Ding! You move forward to round three! Spot-on, PJ!

[537cant be wrong]

they say he was disabled:

i know if i were confined for what ever reason, i would be posting a whole lot more here. much to the chagrin of all readers. i might even try an article are two.
be afraid. be very afraid.

prayers for him and his "immidiate family"

[alnick]

The real story here is Bush missing his physical.

Here's what kills me. These people think a missed physical back in the early 70s is a story, yet Kerry's involvement in serious discussions in VVAW deciding whether to assasinate seven senators is old news.

[rface]

the memos are authentic and Bush stole the election

[stands2reason]

Do you notice how they all sound like poetry-writing high school girls with eating disorders who've read The Bell Jar nine times? No one understands their inner self, their "special knowledge", their true worth as believers in all that is Good and Just, while they get stomped like dried flowers by the boot of authoritarianism.

You make me smile. :-)

[Repub4bush]

Troll! LOL j/k

[KSCITYBOY]

Great work PJ - Still laughing here is Kansas! Thank God these people can't be reasoned with or converted - Their either to stupid or delusional to be Republicans.

[Laurita]

"My son is dead so I made time to notify all you people in the midst of talking to the Sheriff, making funeral arrangements and contacting relatives."

Huh? Of course it's sad when anyone passes, however anyone who has ever spent time in a chat room has seen this scenario play out time and time again. 25K + posts? Ok, so where and when is the funeral and where do "we" send flowers/DONATIONS?

How OLD are these people? After 25k+ posts, this guy should have DU'ers at his door.

[beckysueb]

Actually it was the 8th of Jan. They changed the date of death from the 10th to the 8th.

[speed_addiction]