DUmmie FUnnies 01-10-05 ("CBS Ousts 4 For Bush Guard Story")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 10, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

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[PJ-Comix]

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[G32]

To DUmmie fans, Kephra over there just dropped dead today, literally at the computer. Kind of sad, but this guy must've posted 25k+ posts a year over there. Just FYI

[PJ-Comix]

What was the cause of death?

[A Jovial Cad]

Jeeze, just when one thinks the DUmmies can't get any more delusional they outdo themselves again. There's quite a good deal of rewritten history they've got going on there, but that comes as no surprise.

[G32]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2924776

"This is Momma Khephra. I found Scott slumped over his computer desk this afternoon (around 5p.m.). He was dead. We do not know what happened. The coroner and the Sheriff said there has to be an autopsy. They said whatever it was was instant."

Don't do the funnies until you die yourself there, phew.. Kind of a downer, lost one of the ants.

[A Jovial Cad]

That's unfortunate and sad, no matter his/her ideology. Was he/she some kind of big shot over in DUmmyland?

[G32]

From his profile:
Member since 2001
Number of posts 50516

[Welsh Rabbit]

If you read the debates in DU at the time CBS aired the piece you will find that there were quite a few DUers that did not believe the documents were authentic...

A couple of lousy Freeper trolls maybe...

[Petronski]

The memos were never determined to be phony. What was determined was that they had been copied so many times over that it was impossible to determine they were authentic. By extension, it was also impossible to determine they were phony.

That's a lie.

[Bahbah]

That's unfortunate and sad...."

Yes, it is. Found by his Mom. Ouch.

[Petronski]

He died Saturday afternoon.

[NeoCaveman]

Rather and Guiliani should charter the "We Got Roved" Club

That inspires my new tagline

[weegee]

The memos were never determined to be phony. What was determined was that they had been copied so many times over that it was impossible to determine they were authentic. By extension, it was also impossible to determine they were phony.

Why has no one ASKED to see the ORIGINAL typed memo and pen signed signature? If it was not composed on a computer, such a "smoking gun" would exist.

In the absence of such a fantastical creation, it is merely a not credible illusion.

[A Jovial Cad]

Wow! That's a lot of posts even given four years to do it in. He must have spent all of his free time at DU.

[weegee]

Too much tin foil in his diet.

[Roscoe Karns]

[G32]

Oh, didn't notice the time. 'For whom the bell tolls' and all that. Always creepy when someone online dies that you've 'heard of'.

[Darkwolf377]

They've completely degenerated into conspiracy theorists. Do you notice how they all sound like poetry-writing high school girls with eating disorders who've read The Bell Jar nine times? No one understands their inner self, their "special knowledge", their true worth as believers in all that is Good and Just, while they get stomped like dried flowers by the boot of authoritarianism.

They're not as much fun in post-Rathergate depression mode. Time for them to MoveOn.

[Roscoe Karns]

If my math is right, that's 34 posts per day. If he slept 8 hrs a day that means he was posting roughly every half hour,every day.