[PJ-Comix]

I notice that a few DUFU wannabee threads have sprouted up recently. Remember, accept NO imitations. Unless a DUFU thread is certified by YOURS TRULY it is NOT authorized. And if you are a literary agent or book publisher, you can arrange publish the ORIGINAL DUmmie FUnnies by contacting me at PJ-Comix.

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[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[rocksblues]

Kerry always had integrity and he is clearly playing a wise waiting game.

Too funny!

[rocksblues]

magically altered exit poll data

Even Funnier.

[506trooper]

I believe duhickie was a Freeper .....am now anxiously waiting for a brilliant opus.

I Believe

I Believe

I Believe

I Believe

I Believe

I Believe

[Buck W.]

If I'm not mistaken, the picture you posted captures the instant at which the DUmmie learned that a senator had risen to contest Ohio. Therefore, they are actually tears of JOY, not DESPAIR.

However, as we all know, her disposition soon changed.

Doesn't she look like she's on a leash?

[hattend]

The last couple of sentences led me to BELIEVE that Doohickie is John Kerry posting from Aspen. But Ol' Horseface is over in Iraq cracking on the President.

John Edwards or Terry McAuliffe, maybe?

[bootyist-monk]

[dr_pat]

...precincts with over 95% voter turnout, disappearing and appearing votes, magically altered exit poll data, tens of thousands of voter complaints, partisan controlled voting equipment...

And that's just in Washington state!

...it's true, PJ, you're the only one "authorized" to authorize the DUmmie FUnnies...

[KSCITYBOY]

Doohickie leads the DU morons to the promised land of delusional democrats. On Nov 6th when the land of milk and honey ends up being the reality of vinegar and cow flop he says "see ya later". What a guy! Doohickie is John Kerry!

[Caipirabob]

I believe in recounts...I believe in recounts...I believe in recounts!

It's dead, Jim...

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[NRA1995]

I believe that I am 100% certifiably sane, non-delusional, reasonably intelligent and informed. I believe that what everyone here at DU is saying about the dysfunctional election process in America is rational, realistic, constructive and patriotic. I believe that tough questions must be asked now, that our representatives must be held accountable now, that we must not accept these absurd and destructive abuses anymore. I believe it is we who have a mandate now--to ensure free and fair elections in America.
I believe that the system must bend to accomodate a new demand for ethics, honesty, and responsibility in business and government. I believe we are at the dawning of a new day.

(in Emperor voice) Oh nooooo, my young DUbie....it is YOOOUUUU who will find that you are mistaken....about a great....many.....thingsssss.....

[NRA1995]

"We are as many as are the stars in the sky and the grains of sand on the beach-I believe that we've been heard!!"

There are only SIXTY THOUSAND grains of sand, or only SIXTY THOUSAND stars in the sky??? (their board says about 60,000 DUbies)

[carlr]

"but have a feeling it will be February 21st"

Huh?Must have missed something. How did he come up with that date?
They really have no idea of law or are just so used to a judge declaring what they want, to be the law that they somehow really expected something to change the election results.

[Roscoe Karns]

"I do believe in Kerry, I do believe in Kerry; I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I ..."

[NRA1995]

At this point, I must ask....is Doohickie one of us? NOBODY among the DUbies refers to the President as W.....

[JennysCool]

I believe John Kerry knows exactly what is going to happen, and he needs to be elsewhere, because I believe it's gonna get ugly.

Hardly a nice thing to say about Ms. Boxer.

[45semi]

I think Senator Kerry will continue to work behind the scenes to uncover any injustice that occurred on Election Day,
and will also do his best to serve his constituents and the nation at large.
In that sense, he still has our back.

I think he will continue to sit on his duff & collect his pay for missing 70% of the votes,
ignore you DUmmies,
plan his run in 08,
go snowboarding while the snows still there,
spend his wifes $$$,
ignore you DUmmies,
go in for some more botox,
go golfing when its nice,
go sailing when its nice,
ignore you DUmmies,
so on, and so forth, world without end, la lal la la la,
ignore you DUmmies,

Sad that they project so many wonderful attributes onto a man who obviously couldnt give a tin sh_t about them...

[speed_addiction]

How about this little tidbit from the Ant Farm?

Barney Rocks (729 posts) Fri Jan-07-05 06:28 PM Response to Original message 26. can we push for "protection" I know that some species are protected like the Giant Panda and alligators. Some groups are protected (if they are targeted by hate crimes etc) could we get protection for Democrats as a group?

[Simmy2.5]

Ah man! Does this mean I have to change my tagline already? Hehehe.

[Fenris6]

"Unless a DUFU thread is certified by YOURS TRULY it is NOT authorized."

My apologies for wrangling in this AM - couldn't help myself. I will be turning over all proceeds to PJ Comix :)

Its funny how today, all the DUmmies are claiming they never "believed" their scheme would overturn the election...